Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/01/2008 - 10:25am.
james hahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
i landed the plane in top gun 4 times!!!!!!
it took me 2 days, i know i have no life but it kinda did suck ass.
id send you a video but my camera uses tapes
Submitted by metaleeka on Tue, 05/06/2008 - 10:40am.
This is the video that introduced me to the AVGN. I was listening to Opie and Anthony on XM and they played clips from this vid. They said they wanted to support him since he has an O&A sticker on the side of his TV in the videos.
When I last played this I could land and refuel a thousand times in a row without even dropping my fucking pacifier. I don't know what his problem is.
When it says up, he actually presses up. He should be moving the plane up. Dumbass. And see those speed and altitude indicators when you land? Match them. Easy. Even Tom Cruise could do it.
How can you sleep knowing you were bested by such a simple game? Maybe that's why he's so angry.
How can you sleep, knowing that you actually bragged about your ability to play an ancient NES game?
Not only that, you also ragged on another persons ability to play the game. It begs the question, whether this is the only thing you have ever discovered you are better at, compared to another person.
BTW yes I do feel like a big man when I rag on other people, and no I don't see it as a flaw because I'm an ass
Submitted by Fayt Saratome on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:53am.
Why are you such an ass? I bet you are someone with no life and friends and just sits in his room playing all day. Oh and you must have played it over a thousand times seeing as you said last played and not how old you was. Some of us have a life and don't like playing shitty games though James does it to keep us from playing them.
I'm happy to say that as of today I have not only beaten the refueling part of the game in level 2 but I've now landed the plane in Top Gun. I can finally say I've done something worthwhile, no matter how sad.
I popped in Top Gun and played for the first time ever a couple days ago and I landed the plane on my first try. Peice of cake. lolz. seriously.
The confusion comes when you're trying to speed up and slow down. You use the buttons to do this, not the d pad, and it doesn't specify how or which buttons.
I guess I got lucky by getting the right buttons right away. :)
Submitted by shoopdawhoop98 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:07pm.
this shit that the creaters called a game needs to be thrown into the fiery abyss of hell. but i think i know how to land it even tho you probably dont give 2 shits
when it tells you the altitude and speed on the middle screen, try getting to those numbers. it might let you land
Submitted by jordanv78 on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:52pm.
You know AVGN you are usually right on with your vids, but this one I have to disagree with. Top Gun was released in 1987 which made it pretty epic for its time. Your comments on this missles is misleading because in the first level, you should take more because you are fighting nothing but planes, but in the later stages the more powerful missles are good to have....You would know that if you could ever land the plane. I mean come on, it is not really that hard. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO LAND POINTED WAY TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE THAT??? lol come on. I just played it again, and landed on the first try and it has been a few years since I have played that game. This is also why the speed and altitude meters come in handy...lol The refuling plane made it fun as well...and I am not sure why you have such trouble doing it. Not to be all negative on you..
This game is a classic, and was one of the FEW movie adaptations of a game during this era.
Submitted by river500 on Tue, 08/18/2009 - 8:31am.
i`m pretty sure he can compleet the game, but would that have been funnier, i don`t think so, and that is the goal of these movies they are for entertainment
oke?
Submitted by Seemrun12 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:41pm.
everyone shut up about him sucking at top gun, he Prolly can land the damn plane, but its for comedy you stupid asses, He is purposly Missing, and yea, ill admit that its pretty easy but just understand that he's trying to make it funny!
Submitted by jat220001 on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:26pm.
then again I was 8 could probably do it today if I cared enough to play it again. Not really into flight simulators. More adventure/platformer/horror/rpg/shooters.
Submitted by Svengoolie on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:23am.
I played this when I was reaaaaaaal young and wasn't able to land the plane either. Now that I can read and I see that it gives you directions (and reading comments on here) I'm sure it's pretty easy. I can't fucking believe that it tells you to go up so you just start jamming UP on the D-Pad! No fucking wonder you land way before the carrier every time! What's wrong with you? Have you not realized throughout playing the level that it uses flight controls?
Submitted by morloqilio on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 1:14am.
Dude, I was able to not only land the plane every single time, but I could refuel the plane, and also beat the game several times. Also, the second game was easy, I beat that one too, you just have shit for reflexes and don't know how to play a freaking flight sim. Of any kind. On any platform. With someone telling you exactly what to do. Or better yet, doing it for you. Because you're too busy whining like an idiotic wimp, which, by the way, you look like, as well. The guy behind you playing the guitar has bigger balls than you because he actually agreed to be part of this flaming pile of shit you call a webcast. I shouldn't really personally attack you like that, though, even though you make it so easy. Face it, you suck so bad you should be an endorsee for a knee pad company.
i rule at top gun
james hahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
i landed the plane in top gun 4 times!!!!!!
it took me 2 days, i know i have no life but it kinda did suck ass.
id send you a video but my camera uses tapes
Tony R
Toronto On
This is the video that
This is the video that introduced me to the AVGN. I was listening to Opie and Anthony on XM and they played clips from this vid. They said they wanted to support him since he has an O&A sticker on the side of his TV in the videos.
that game is crapy i hate to
that game is crapy i hate to play it i rather blow thw game up or blow up my tv no i'll do both.
This is ironic.
In a bizarre twist of irony, I actually liked Top Gun:The Second Mission for the NES.
When I last played this I
When I last played this I could land and refuel a thousand times in a row without even dropping my fucking pacifier. I don't know what his problem is.
When it says up, he actually presses up. He should be moving the plane up. Dumbass. And see those speed and altitude indicators when you land? Match them. Easy. Even Tom Cruise could do it.
How can you sleep knowing you were bested by such a simple game? Maybe that's why he's so angry.
I was just wondering...
Why are you such a dick?
Sleep deprivation?
How can you sleep, knowing that you actually bragged about your ability to play an ancient NES game?
Not only that, you also ragged on another persons ability to play the game. It begs the question, whether this is the only thing you have ever discovered you are better at, compared to another person.
BTW yes I do feel like a big man when I rag on other people, and no I don't see it as a flaw because I'm an ass
Just wondering...even though this is about 6 months old.
Why are you such an ass? I bet you are someone with no life and friends and just sits in his room playing all day. Oh and you must have played it over a thousand times seeing as you said last played and not how old you was. Some of us have a life and don't like playing shitty games though James does it to keep us from playing them.
A shitty game for a shitty film
What a load of shit! LOL!!! The film was fucking terrible, and so's the game!! LOL!!! man, I totally heart this bastard!! Ping-pong! X
''Shittin' 'ell!! Me Ice-pop's sprung a leak!''
I've done the impossible
I'm happy to say that as of today I have not only beaten the refueling part of the game in level 2 but I've now landed the plane in Top Gun. I can finally say I've done something worthwhile, no matter how sad.
I popped in Top Gun and
I popped in Top Gun and played for the first time ever a couple days ago and I landed the plane on my first try. Peice of cake. lolz. seriously.
The confusion comes when you're trying to speed up and slow down. You use the buttons to do this, not the d pad, and it doesn't specify how or which buttons.
I guess I got lucky by getting the right buttons right away. :)
this game sucks fuck
you know iv landed the plane and i liked it when you said ass after you died
Wow
this shit that the creaters called a game needs to be thrown into the fiery abyss of hell. but i think i know how to land it even tho you probably dont give 2 shits
when it tells you the altitude and speed on the middle screen, try getting to those numbers. it might let you land
but yeah keep these awesome reviews coming james.
This one I don't agree with
You know AVGN you are usually right on with your vids, but this one I have to disagree with. Top Gun was released in 1987 which made it pretty epic for its time. Your comments on this missles is misleading because in the first level, you should take more because you are fighting nothing but planes, but in the later stages the more powerful missles are good to have....You would know that if you could ever land the plane. I mean come on, it is not really that hard. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO LAND POINTED WAY TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE THAT??? lol come on. I just played it again, and landed on the first try and it has been a few years since I have played that game. This is also why the speed and altitude meters come in handy...lol The refuling plane made it fun as well...and I am not sure why you have such trouble doing it. Not to be all negative on you..
This game is a classic, and was one of the FEW movie adaptations of a game during this era.
your complaint
i`m pretty sure he can compleet the game, but would that have been funnier, i don`t think so, and that is the goal of these movies they are for entertainment
oke?
He's right u know. Level 3
He's right u know. Level 3 is... BLOW SHIT UP ^^
umm
wasn't top gun based on a good movie?
Shut Up!
everyone shut up about him sucking at top gun, he Prolly can land the damn plane, but its for comedy you stupid asses, He is purposly Missing, and yea, ill admit that its pretty easy but just understand that he's trying to make it funny!
NICE VID JAMES, BIG FAN
I never passed level two back then either
then again I was 8 could probably do it today if I cared enough to play it again. Not really into flight simulators. More adventure/platformer/horror/rpg/shooters.
I could never land either
I could never land either
ive landed
i can land on that thing every time but it took me like a 2 months before i ever landed on it the 3 more before i could do it every time
LOL! I used to love Top Gun.
LOL! I used to love Top Gun. More times than not I was able to land the planes and refuel. It was a long time ago but I believe I beat the game.
Wow, dude.
I played this when I was reaaaaaaal young and wasn't able to land the plane either. Now that I can read and I see that it gives you directions (and reading comments on here) I'm sure it's pretty easy. I can't fucking believe that it tells you to go up so you just start jamming UP on the D-Pad! No fucking wonder you land way before the carrier every time! What's wrong with you? Have you not realized throughout playing the level that it uses flight controls?
Mission 4
*I vent my anger* SPIRAL ARROW! CANNON STRIKE!
You suck
Dude, I was able to not only land the plane every single time, but I could refuel the plane, and also beat the game several times. Also, the second game was easy, I beat that one too, you just have shit for reflexes and don't know how to play a freaking flight sim. Of any kind. On any platform. With someone telling you exactly what to do. Or better yet, doing it for you. Because you're too busy whining like an idiotic wimp, which, by the way, you look like, as well. The guy behind you playing the guitar has bigger balls than you because he actually agreed to be part of this flaming pile of shit you call a webcast. I shouldn't really personally attack you like that, though, even though you make it so easy. Face it, you suck so bad you should be an endorsee for a knee pad company.