Submitted by Bigpoppa309 on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:41pm.
I remember seeing TMNT I and thought it was cool, TMNT II was okay but TMNT III put me to sleep. The villains were awful, the story deserved to be shot. IT was like the director was trying to make a name for himself by shooting a period film instead of actually stopping and watching an episode of the Ninja turtles. geez, I wanna know what he thought of the New TMNT which has a name kinda referring it back to the first ninja turtles.
When I'm a director I want to make a legit Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles: V and call it Shredders revenge. It will have Krang, Shredder and the Rat King and won't suck like the three villains in Spider man 3 anyways enough ranting.
Krang? come one man, Krang sucks, if you're gonna do a TMNT movie you do it based on the comics, where there is no Krang and the Turtles kick ass seriously, or you do it based on the 2k3 animated series (which is based on the original comics by the way... like the first movie was... that's why it is the best TMNT movie)
Submitted by travishayes89 on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 3:47pm.
Hey, I wonder if the cassette had the standard Blockbuster label that says "Don't forget to rewind"?
It should've said "Don't forget to go 'Hammer Time' on this piece of shit."
I don't think the Power Rangers movies are as bad as the effects in that. Also, in the 90s, they went and added a fifth turtle. WTF? You just can't go around inventing TMNTs like that unless its a fan fiction, but no, it was an actual series, but hey, the PRiS/TMNT teamup actually had a few good jokes from the Turtles. "Um hello, the Power Rangers are just pretend," and they are talking to the one trying to destroy the Rangers. Now that's a good joke.
Submitted by Reklisniss on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 12:42am.
Well the whole things was great. I would love to see more video reviews. I will have to investigate on how ot send them to this guy. I have some old VHS that he might find interesting... I will just have to see if I can find them.
I reject your reality and substitute Halo 3!
I almost entirely forgot how bad this movie was. I recnetly had the misfortune of seeing it on a local channel catered to teens here in Canada. I got halfway through it until I had the strong urge to hit my head on my work desk in my room. There are only five words in the english language that can sum up TMNT III.
i first remember watching this movie as a child and i din´t like it, i sleep the entire film.
this movie is like ``batman & robin´´ it ruined the tmnt movies of that era, i was rather disappointed with the characters and setting the most stereotypical villians i have ever seen.
Oh Man
They really destroyed the series with that movie.
As a child
As a Child I love the turtles, and I was stoked to see the third film, but it was so terrible I fell asleep.
Don't be a D-bag
TMNT III was no joke down right awful
I remember seeing TMNT I and thought it was cool, TMNT II was okay but TMNT III put me to sleep. The villains were awful, the story deserved to be shot. IT was like the director was trying to make a name for himself by shooting a period film instead of actually stopping and watching an episode of the Ninja turtles. geez, I wanna know what he thought of the New TMNT which has a name kinda referring it back to the first ninja turtles.
When I'm a director I want to make a legit Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles: V and call it Shredders revenge. It will have Krang, Shredder and the Rat King and won't suck like the three villains in Spider man 3 anyways enough ranting.
Please don't
Krang? come one man, Krang sucks, if you're gonna do a TMNT movie you do it based on the comics, where there is no Krang and the Turtles kick ass seriously, or you do it based on the 2k3 animated series (which is based on the original comics by the way... like the first movie was... that's why it is the best TMNT movie)
on another note...
Did anyone else notice the sword he used to cut TMNT III in half was a replica of the sword from the highlander movies?
Hey, I wonder if the
Hey, I wonder if the cassette had the standard Blockbuster label that says "Don't forget to rewind"?
It should've said "Don't forget to go 'Hammer Time' on this piece of shit."
I don't think the Power Rangers movies are as bad as the effects in that. Also, in the 90s, they went and added a fifth turtle. WTF? You just can't go around inventing TMNTs like that unless its a fan fiction, but no, it was an actual series, but hey, the PRiS/TMNT teamup actually had a few good jokes from the Turtles. "Um hello, the Power Rangers are just pretend," and they are talking to the one trying to destroy the Rangers. Now that's a good joke.
Wow!!
Man the nerd should do more crappy movie reviews, but man this movie should not exsist
That turtles look like the
That turtles look like the Dinosaurs, from the Disney TV Show Dinosaurs. Preety Awful.
I've never seen that turtle movies.
I hope to see more of these!
Well the whole things was great. I would love to see more video reviews. I will have to investigate on how ot send them to this guy. I have some old VHS that he might find interesting... I will just have to see if I can find them.
I reject your reality and substitute Halo 3!
What TMNT 3 deserves...
The only thing that this movie deserves is to be split in two by a katana blade, and it got just what it had deserved.
Great stuff- by far James'
Great stuff- by far James' best work! ;D
Holy fuck tards!
I almost entirely forgot how bad this movie was. I recnetly had the misfortune of seeing it on a local channel catered to teens here in Canada. I got halfway through it until I had the strong urge to hit my head on my work desk in my room. There are only five words in the english language that can sum up TMNT III.
WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
~ChronicSquirrel
big piece of crap
i first remember watching this movie as a child and i din´t like it, i sleep the entire film.
this movie is like ``batman & robin´´ it ruined the tmnt movies of that era, i was rather disappointed with the characters and setting the most stereotypical villians i have ever seen.
The first and second ones
The first and second ones ending joke is SORT of funny when he says "I made a funny!"
The third one just sucked ass because he didn't say it :|