Submitted by Reklisniss on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 11:24pm.
You forgot to mention Vanilla Ice's contribution of the Ninja Rap song! Yeah I can totally understand how he feels on this. I never bothered to see the third one all the way through. I gotta go watch part two of this series now.
I reject your reality and substitute Halo 3!
I use to think Space Jam was amazing when I first saw it (because I was ten when it came out), seeing it on TV now makes me think "What the deuce was I thinking?!?!?!?!" lol
i loved TMNT 2 so when i was surfing channels and happened upon 3 i thought awesome an hour or so later i felt like pukeing because that movie was so awful
Here's the thing about the actors who played The Turtles. They weren't actors at all!
The original Turtles were in fact played by a team of American gymnasts, all though Leonardo and Michelangelo voiceacted and did stunts for several movies to come. In TNMT 3 the Movie they changed the actors! Which gave them a different look, different voice, and impeared ninja skills. This is just one of the reasons why this movie sucks.
In the comics shredder was actually revealed to be an interdimensional being and could travel through time (according to my brother who is old enough to know what i learnt from the newer and old cartoons) so he should of still been in number three they just fucked up a possibility for a good movie
In 2008, the Nostalga Critic (the AVGN's most hated enemy) went to a new low (even before he started his feud with the AVGN) by saying all of the Teenage Mutent Ninja Turtles films suck.
Submitted by alberonn on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 5:43pm.
Parts of Turtles III were filmed here in Astoria, Oregon. We have had several movies shot here and it's always a big deal. The village scenes were shot on Sadle Mountain, they used some of the buildings on Tongue Point as sound stages, and the Desmonda Club for some bar scene.
I don't agree that TMNT III is the worst move ever made. Ator is one load of festering crap I remember from the '80s sword and sorcery craze. Delta Force Commando was another craptastic movie I remember.
We have had sveral other movies shot here as well, the more famous ones being Goonies and Short Circut. The Grudge II was also shot around here. One of the more recent craptastic titles was a Torri Spelling in Cthulhu. A friend saw it and told me it was pretty much was turned into soft-core gay porn. I have nothing againts gays , and they can watch all the gay porn they want. However this was supposed to be a horror movie! Of course no one here realized that when it was being shot it would end up like it did. (Torri Spelling should of been a big clue.) Most of the extras were freezing thier parts off as extras on the beach playing some Lovcraftian creatures coming out of the sea. (Deep Ones?)
This is exactly the way I felt when I saw it. Krrang rules. screw shredder, i never liked him anyway. but why the fuck nobunaga? no more thing to say. the princess was cute though.
Submitted by AngryGoat on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:05pm.
and it makes me a little ill to have to look at that film when I want to watch an actually good turtles movie. Slpinter in the 3rd movie reminded me of a creepy shitty Chuck E Cheeses animatronic robot, like that spooky elvis lion thing
The ending of Turtles 2, seemed to be unfinished, and I too was expecting to see Super Shredder come back. Actually, when everything collapsed on him, I wasn't even expecting for the movie to be over. Oh well. Maybe we can get a Turtles four in the future, showing us what happens to super shredder, thus, being the replacement for Turtles 3.
Submitted by ticketsonline on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:27am.
i loved TMNT 2 so when i was surfing channels ticket and happened upon 3 i thought awesome tickets online an hour or so later i felt like pukeing because that movie was so awful
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LOL
That comment was so 2008..
Nice Review
This an epic movie review with nice sumaries of the first 2 movies, James this is your best work by far!
Yeah I remember that stuff.
You forgot to mention Vanilla Ice's contribution of the Ninja Rap song! Yeah I can totally understand how he feels on this. I never bothered to see the third one all the way through. I gotta go watch part two of this series now.
I reject your reality and substitute Halo 3!
I Know Whacha Mean...
I use to think Space Jam was amazing when I first saw it (because I was ten when it came out), seeing it on TV now makes me think "What the deuce was I thinking?!?!?!?!" lol
TMNT 3 is shit!
They need to fucking remake this garbage!!!
i agree
i loved TMNT 2 so when i was surfing channels and happened upon 3 i thought awesome an hour or so later i felt like pukeing because that movie was so awful
Waitaminit
That guy fighting at the beginning is that guy who starred in "Surf Ninjas"!(I only know this because the Nostalgia Critic reviewed it)
that mutated snaping turtle
that mutated snaping turtle looks kinda like anguirus from the godzilla series
Actors
Here's the thing about the actors who played The Turtles. They weren't actors at all!
The original Turtles were in fact played by a team of American gymnasts, all though Leonardo and Michelangelo voiceacted and did stunts for several movies to come. In TNMT 3 the Movie they changed the actors! Which gave them a different look, different voice, and impeared ninja skills. This is just one of the reasons why this movie sucks.
Uh...No.
They were NOT American gymnasts. They were actually martial artists. Ernie Reyes Sr. (whose son you may recognize), Michelin Sisti, and others.
Shredder
In the comics shredder was actually revealed to be an interdimensional being and could travel through time (according to my brother who is old enough to know what i learnt from the newer and old cartoons) so he should of still been in number three they just fucked up a possibility for a good movie
a fact related to tmnt 3
In 2008, the Nostalga Critic (the AVGN's most hated enemy) went to a new low (even before he started his feud with the AVGN) by saying all of the Teenage Mutent Ninja Turtles films suck.
not exactly
not exactly he did point out some glaring problems and it's people like you who take this battle seriously really piss me off
fun fact, the persons who
fun fact, the persons who were inside the costumes of turtles were all women. true story!
Movie Location
Parts of Turtles III were filmed here in Astoria, Oregon. We have had several movies shot here and it's always a big deal. The village scenes were shot on Sadle Mountain, they used some of the buildings on Tongue Point as sound stages, and the Desmonda Club for some bar scene.
I don't agree that TMNT III is the worst move ever made. Ator is one load of festering crap I remember from the '80s sword and sorcery craze. Delta Force Commando was another craptastic movie I remember.
We have had sveral other movies shot here as well, the more famous ones being Goonies and Short Circut. The Grudge II was also shot around here. One of the more recent craptastic titles was a Torri Spelling in Cthulhu. A friend saw it and told me it was pretty much was turned into soft-core gay porn. I have nothing againts gays , and they can watch all the gay porn they want. However this was supposed to be a horror movie! Of course no one here realized that when it was being shot it would end up like it did. (Torri Spelling should of been a big clue.) Most of the extras were freezing thier parts off as extras on the beach playing some Lovcraftian creatures coming out of the sea. (Deep Ones?)
Your Right
Your right James I saw the movie on T.V and I fucking hated this putred anal diarea fart on sasietie!!!!!
cowabunga dude
This is exactly the way I felt when I saw it. Krrang rules. screw shredder, i never liked him anyway. but why the fuck nobunaga? no more thing to say. the princess was cute though.
I own the trilogy
and it makes me a little ill to have to look at that film when I want to watch an actually good turtles movie. Slpinter in the 3rd movie reminded me of a creepy shitty Chuck E Cheeses animatronic robot, like that spooky elvis lion thing
Lol
I laughed when 1:24 hit my screen...
this was really bad
this was really bad
Tie The Not
The ending of Turtles 2, seemed to be unfinished, and I too was expecting to see Super Shredder come back. Actually, when everything collapsed on him, I wasn't even expecting for the movie to be over. Oh well. Maybe we can get a Turtles four in the future, showing us what happens to super shredder, thus, being the replacement for Turtles 3.
The new movie
The recent TMNT movie is awsome XD!
Rofl
ROFL!
"HEY! WHAT'S THAT, APRIL?!"
I need an mp3 of that sound! It's hilarious!
Your taste is ridiculous...
If you really preferred action figures over a fictionalized Oda Nobunaga, there's no help for you.
i have that movie
i have the second movie on vhs i always wanted to see the third movie but never did
I read this book of my
I read this book of my friend's, it is quite complete for a review. But I don;t find any movies I like :(
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i am not sure what to think
i am not sure what to think about this movie. My kids really enjoyed it and had a good time. I would recommend this to your kids.
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I remember watching this movie in the theater
The biggest thing that bothered me about the movie was that Splinter went from a wise sensei to a comedy afterthought.
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how old is this movie. These
how old is this movie. These movies have been coming out for years. This is so good to see.
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i loved TMNT 2 so when i was
i loved TMNT 2 so when i was surfing channels ticket and happened upon 3 i thought awesome tickets online an hour or so later i felt like pukeing because that movie was so awful
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