I love how badass Destin's voice turns when doing an armory, haha!Anyway, This is my answer to a friend when he asked me what the 5 most badass weapons in history are; D
Submitted by Reklisniss on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 12:52am.
Don't you listen to sidescrollers. He joined the crew a while ago (in their head)! But seriously. There was a little joke a couple weeks back... I think they should try to get a real interview with him. I am pretty sure it wouldn't be impossible.
Be diligent Destin, I bet you can come through with that interview. I'm not even a wrestling fan, but I still think that would be cool.
Submitted by Reklisniss on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 1:21am.
If you look back at all my blogs and comments you might notice a pattern. I like to complain... a lot! So just to add to the complaint box is there any way for viewers/readers to vote or give suggestions for the Armory? I don't disagree with anything you have added. I just know there are a few items that should be added! Anyone remember what weapon #9 was from Dark Forces. If you do then you know what I mean. I have a bunch of suggestions but other than spamming Destins inbox (which I have not done once) I don't know how to make a suggestion. I am sure Destin gets more suggestions than he wants. But is there an official thing I missed?
Rek
Edit: today I bought Red vs Blue season 5. While listening to the commentary at about the 19 minute mark they make a comment about using a useless weapon and they mention the 2x4... I almost fell out of my seat laughing! This happened about 15 minutes after I posted the original part of this above. Coincidence, I think not!
And for anyone not doing the math... I watched about 10 minutes and had to turn it off, then came back to it later. Part of that "having to turn it off" part was checking this sight as well.
Submitted by Animeplayer on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 1:02am.
The 2X4 of death man! Anyone pumped or holding it is asking for thier heads to be split on the wall.
Finally have a Wii and online!
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The TurbografX one was good, but the arcade version made the 2X4 seem even more badass, just because it animated slower (which made it seem heavier) and the graphics were gorier. You guys should have used MAME32 to get some arcade video.
Submitted by Chase357 on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 10:40pm.
ScrewAttack isn't too fond of emulation. Craig is not a supporter and views it as piracy eventhough MAME is legal.
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Submitted by bahamutdragons on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 10:54am.
Actually, this isn't the first Splatterhouse. The first was a Famicom exclusive (i.e. it didn't leave Japan) and I'm not sure 100%, but I don't think you used the 2x4 in it. However, the game more then makes up by having you fight classic horror figures such as Chucky, Freddy Krueger and Michael Jackson.
Submitted by CerotechOmega on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 6:03pm.
The Armory is about some of the most kick-ass weapons in gaming. Some of your own creation. Some ready-made and banned by several local authorities.
The 2x4 easily falls into the "improvised weapon" category, and really, why doesn't it belong? Even in real life you can find and beat someone down with them. Better yet, saw one in half and dual-wield! The implications are limited by your imagination.
Then again, let's not go into Mario Kart too deeply - that game series is known for fruit-assisted homicide.
Sometimes.... it's not about the firepower, it's all about how you use it...
Personally, I'm so glad that Splatterhouse is making a comeback and I hope other signature weapons like the shotgun and golden cleaver will return as well...
Submitted by YoJimBobaJoe on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 4:08am.
I hope the new splatterhouse isnt another joke like the recent batch of remakes like Grubby Axe,and I also hope you dont play as Super Rick all the time and have to power up.And yes 2x4 FTW
Submitted by absoul11 on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 10:04am.
That wepon is sweet but dog add the auger from Resitance (if you don't I will keep asking till you do) or the Bulldog LRL from Star Wars BattleFront II( the CIS Magnaguard uses that)
Ah, the 2x4. Simple, but
Ah, the 2x4. Simple, but always effective, in any case.
weapon of choice
The 2x4 KICKS ASS
The 2x4 does kick ass. So
The 2x4 does kick ass. So much so that I made it part of my sig.
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BAD ASS
Thats fucken sweet
LOL Thanks. Feel free to
LOL Thanks. Feel free to save it your hard drive.
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I love how badass Destin's
I love how badass Destin's voice turns when doing an armory, haha!Anyway, This is my answer to a friend when he asked me what the 5 most badass weapons in history are; D
2x4 with nails? Ouch...
2x4 with nails? Ouch...
Well, if The Rock says it
Well, if The Rock says it must be in the armory, then let it be so. :D
If you smell!!!!
What the Rock...is cookin...with his handy 2x4!! Demon blood bitches!
Are you ready to be disciplined?
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So
So, when is Dwayne joining the ScrewAttack crew?
weeks ago
Don't you listen to sidescrollers. He joined the crew a while ago (in their head)! But seriously. There was a little joke a couple weeks back... I think they should try to get a real interview with him. I am pretty sure it wouldn't be impossible.
Be diligent Destin, I bet you can come through with that interview. I'm not even a wrestling fan, but I still think that would be cool.
Rekliss
Beatin' stick... ha!
Beatin' stick... ha!
Ah yeah! the 2x4. nice!
Ah yeah! the 2x4. nice! =D
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lol Genesis does what Nintendon't, BLAST PROCESSING!!!
The game has you beat up demonic fetuses
Yeah. Nothing like letting out all that rage than beating demonic fetuses with 2x4s and kicks.
If you look back at all my
If you look back at all my blogs and comments you might notice a pattern. I like to complain... a lot! So just to add to the complaint box is there any way for viewers/readers to vote or give suggestions for the Armory? I don't disagree with anything you have added. I just know there are a few items that should be added! Anyone remember what weapon #9 was from Dark Forces. If you do then you know what I mean. I have a bunch of suggestions but other than spamming Destins inbox (which I have not done once) I don't know how to make a suggestion. I am sure Destin gets more suggestions than he wants. But is there an official thing I missed?
Rek
Edit: today I bought Red vs Blue season 5. While listening to the commentary at about the 19 minute mark they make a comment about using a useless weapon and they mention the 2x4... I almost fell out of my seat laughing! This happened about 15 minutes after I posted the original part of this above. Coincidence, I think not!
And for anyone not doing the math... I watched about 10 minutes and had to turn it off, then came back to it later. Part of that "having to turn it off" part was checking this sight as well.
Obviously, you haven't
Obviously, you haven't looked at the forums. There's a big, bold, and obvious thread saying "Official Armory Suggestions!"
Check out the forums people. Lots of cool stuff there.
Splatterhouse FTW!
The 2X4 of death man! Anyone pumped or holding it is asking for thier heads to be split on the wall.
Finally have a Wii and online!
Brawl Code: 3737-9909-1968
Kart Code: 2921-9519-4290
Still looking for a kickass Signature!
HELL YEAH!
no messing around with plastic bags enymore!
The 2x4 is great, but what
The 2x4 is great, but what about the BOARD WITH NAIL!?
Sportacus - The REAL blue bomber
You need to add...
Deees nutz, cuz I'm always bustin on bitches!
Ok... uh, yea.
No arcade Splatterhouse?
The TurbografX one was good, but the arcade version made the 2X4 seem even more badass, just because it animated slower (which made it seem heavier) and the graphics were gorier. You guys should have used MAME32 to get some arcade video.
ScrewAttack isn't too fond
ScrewAttack isn't too fond of emulation. Craig is not a supporter and views it as piracy eventhough MAME is legal.
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Ah Rocky, we love you.
Ah Rocky, we love you.
hahahaha
2x4 + Walking Tall = Cheap ass clever joke lol
http://youtube.com/xxDarkAwpxx
-xxAwpxx
Yet perfectly executed.
Yet perfectly executed.
Finally The Rock...
Has come back to ScrewAttack!
You know the Destin The Rock says you can take that 2x4...shiny it up real nice, turn it sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP IN THE ARMORY!.
Great episode.
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Yeah sure, The Rock approves, but Hacksaw Jim Duggan would give it a big HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not the first Splatterhouse
Actually, this isn't the first Splatterhouse. The first was a Famicom exclusive (i.e. it didn't leave Japan) and I'm not sure 100%, but I don't think you used the 2x4 in it. However, the game more then makes up by having you fight classic horror figures such as Chucky, Freddy Krueger and Michael Jackson.
You can see all of this and more on the Speed Demo of the game: http://tasvideos.org/735M.html
ACTUALLY I'm pretty sure the
ACTUALLY
I'm pretty sure the FIRST was the arcade version which was then ported to the Turbo Grafx 16 and the Famicom.
Spin Off
That's Wanpaku Graffiti. It came after the arcade version.
Rick + 2x4 = Run while you
Rick + 2x4 = Run while you still can! :D
Rock
Didint rock get his ass kicked in that match. Im just saying ;)
Great weapon of choice
The Splatterhouse games rocked, and so did the 2X4.
oh yeah
the rock in a screwattack video
2x4 love
Well, the Rock would love it. It's the splatterhouse equivalent of a shiny red aluminum bat.
Twinkle twinkle baby, twinkle twinkle. :)
Seems I'm not as knowledgeable as I thought
Well then, all I can say is: "I stand corrected"
Let's face it, folks.
The Armory is about some of the most kick-ass weapons in gaming. Some of your own creation. Some ready-made and banned by several local authorities.
The 2x4 easily falls into the "improvised weapon" category, and really, why doesn't it belong? Even in real life you can find and beat someone down with them. Better yet, saw one in half and dual-wield! The implications are limited by your imagination.
Then again, let's not go into Mario Kart too deeply - that game series is known for fruit-assisted homicide.
Lawl. Dwayne
Lawl. Dwayne approves.
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Sometimes.... it's not about the firepower, it's all about how you use it...
Personally, I'm so glad that Splatterhouse is making a comeback and I hope other signature weapons like the shotgun and golden cleaver will return as well...
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The Warning on the box!
"The Horryfic theme on this game could be inappropriated for young children...
and cowards!"
hahaha awesome
Ha
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Ha yeah, I wonder if anyone was like "Oh shit, well I'm a coward sooooo maybe I outta put this down."
Lol some of my fondest
Lol some of my fondest childhood gaming memories come from playing this game on my sega when i was like 11
I had no idea there making a next gen version that is so badass.
This just made my night i love this game.
No doubt in my mind, next to
No doubt in my mind, next to Bonk's Revenge, this was the best game on the Turbo Grafx 16!
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I'm so pumped for the new
I'm so pumped for the new Splatterhouse on 360, horror+games=life!
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Remake
I hope the new splatterhouse isnt another joke like the recent batch of remakes like Grubby Axe,and I also hope you dont play as Super Rick all the time and have to power up.And yes 2x4 FTW
the 2x4 is awsome
That wepon is sweet but dog add the auger from Resitance (if you don't I will keep asking till you do) or the Bulldog LRL from Star Wars BattleFront II( the CIS Magnaguard uses that)
The 2×4 is indeed entirely
The 2×4 is indeed entirely made of win. If you'd brake it, all the win would spew out of it in the form of Money, and Power Stone =D
YEAH!
I remember this game growing up, all you need is your trusty 2x4 to give some ass whoopin'