We all know the feeling. Holding that top spot while turning the corner towards the finish line and then... SPLAT! That damn red turtle shell. It's a love/hate relationship for sure, just ask Princess Peach.
Submitted by AlisonPrime on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 5:19am.
This is a list from a true female gamer, i will add a few explanations why i would like them in the armory
1. Kos-Mos's Chest Cannon - Guys would go nuts over this...if they got the japanese version, american version pointlessly edits it - Kos-Mos's chest opens and her top splits to form a blue sphere of death, if your hit with it time stops for you, and if she throws a dagger into the sphere, your fucked, reason boys would love it? Kos-mos's nipple-less boobs show off in japanese version
2. Bracelet of the Dawn - First appears in .hack//Sign in the final episode, this bracelet will steal your soul and leave you trapped in the game if your a human, if your a enemy though, prepare to become...a little bunny...like thing, oh yeah, your screwed!
3. Soul Reaver - This sword is baaaad ass, in all 4 forms it just spells pwnage, as the Blood Blade in Defiance, stabbing your victum with it will just drain them dry of their blood, in Soul Reaver you stab your opponent with this their bodies explode and you steal their soul! (insert Shang Tsung jealousy here) in Blood Omen you use this to just rip your opponents asunder and at the end of defiance...you got to take on...a squid!
4. Kos-Mos's Tertiary Weapons System - Oh yeah...one misfire...our fair maiden will destroy the universe...epic pwnage
5. Camera Obscura - Useing this on a ghost will kill it, this camera was featured in fatal frame 1 - 3 and will return for the 4th entry on the nintendo wii...i wonder...will nintendo's USB device offer you the ability to hook up a portable camera to take photos of yourself and friends and upload it to your console to send to your friends...nah...that would just be too cool
6. Zabimaru - Featured in Bleach: Shattered blade on Wii weilded by Renji Abari, useing this weapon to its full power makes it...a baboon bone snake thats...50 feet tall...good luck not being pwned by a giant snake that scratches its own ass and flings its poo at you!
7. BFG-9000 - First featured in doom, this weapon had pwnage written into its name, Big Fucking Gun, enough said, i know guys online who would whore this weapon cause they lacked a big fucking gun themselves, you know who im talking about...you guys who still drive hummers...
8. Portal Gun - Not a weapon persay...but useing this you can cause someone to fall for eternity, building massive speed...then be an ass and move a portal...splat
9. Metal Gear Rex - This tank is massive and it walks, and you get to...Aaaaugh! *warning, this girl has been removed for attempting to leak spoilers about metal gear solid 4*
Ugh, back...i swear one of those secret service guys groped me, now, for the final weapon
10. Kitana's Boobs - Yes, in MK2 she opened her shirt and caused you to die, thus, a weapon!
Yes, a double dose of the X chromosome DOES equal a double dose of Pwnage!
Submitted by AlisonPrime on Wed, 06/18/2008 - 1:24am.
ok, i made a mistake, could it be that the comment was made in the middle of the night? or could it be I was confused about a game i havent played for nearly 10 years? your right, i should end my life and stop the spread of stupidity, but before i go, i have to ask, How goes your love life? im sure the girls looooove to jump all over you when you call them an idiot.
Yes, a double dose of the X chromosome DOES equal a double dose of Pwnage!
Submitted by Indutrial on Wed, 06/18/2008 - 2:30am.
Easy does it, folks. Lest we forget, we're talking about frigging video games.
From what I remember of Xenosaga, KOS-MOS definitely toted around some bad-ass hardware. Nice list.
Regarding female-toted weaponry, I hope the armory someday includes Samus' Screw Attack (the site's namesake..) which I have loved using since the 8-bit days. I've also wondered how the hell that move works.
Submitted by AlisonPrime on Fri, 06/20/2008 - 2:56am.
The original Fem Fatale of gaming's screw attack, I woulda ranked that 11 if my list had 20...well lets make it 20!
#20 - Fox Die - Oh yes, Snake kills you...just by hanging out with you! hell yes fox die makes it in this list!
#19 - Zero's Beam Sabre - yes, we know its basicly a rip off of a lightsaber but...we see too many of those now, so this knock off wins, kudos to the most bad ass robot ever, sorry megaman, you sound too much like me in your 4th game
#18 - The Patriot - Ah yes, this gun from MGS 3 re...AUGH! *this girl has been removed and groped extensively for attempting to reveal MGS 4 spoilers*
#17 - Big Boss Face Camo - Th...NOT AGAIN!!! *Girl has been removed yada yada, mgs 4 spoilers*
#16 - Lara Croft's Guns - Yes, they're big, they bounce when she walks, and they can hold infinite ammo...im talking about her handguns you pervs!
#15 - Gernade Launcher from RE 1 - Oh yes, in the remake of RE 1 this is the ONLY way you could get an S rank on hard mode with Jill, and if you did the Chest exchangeing trick, you got...INFINITE AMMO! hell yes, this glitch rocked!
#14 - Keyblade - Oh hell use, its a sword...in the shape of a key? Sora's weapon of choice (well...we dont have much choice, its either this or a wooden sword) change the keychain and it changes shape and power, woot!
#13 - Stinger Missle Launcher - This bad ass Surface to Air launcher took down like a million metal gear rays, how can it NOT make it into this list? if it only took down 999,999 rays thats how!
#12 - Samus's Whip beam - Smash bros Brawl introduced us to samus's range of weaponry when she has no armor on, she becomes hot, and curvey but...also a dominatrix? when she whips that fairy boy link, why do i feel soooo dirty?
#11 - Screw Attack - Oh yes, UUUUUBER pwnage, she jumps for infinity in Metroid Prime 2 and 3 and it just rocks, i can kill ANYTHING with 2 or 3 hits (cept for bosses) with this uuuuber attack, it was only bested by 10 on my 1st list
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Submitted by AlisonPrime on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 7:36pm.
Is a genetically engineered virus which only kills off people with certain genes in their body and the correct recepters, you dont have them, your safe, you do....your dead my friend
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Submitted by GameStoreGhost on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 11:28pm.
go f your self
after securing my spot in first i was going to change my comment but since i cant any more hear is my comment and a short rant.
The red turtle shell not only dose it follow you in Mario kart it also hogs an entire platform in smash bros which some of you don't care about because you turn off the items when playing. THERE IS NOTING WRONG WITH USING WEAPONS IN SMASH! HOW MANY TIME CAN SOMEONE PLAY SMASH WITH NO WEAPONS AND ONLY FIGHTING IN FINAL DESTINATION I'M GETTING SICK OF IT! DAM MY FRIENDS TO HELL!
Submitted by kirhatwin on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 12:34am.
I, myself, turn off item in smash bros because i think it more fun this way.
Using item can be really cheap. When not using item it more about skill and that really more of a satisfying win.
Nothing more frustrating when a noob get a star or a hammer and just whack you to death with no effort. And for myself a win where I just got lucky and got the star just isn't of a satisfying win (but using item can be fun sometimes!!!)
Submitted by Cyn City on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 10:35am.
If you would really good you would be able to avoid the items. But of course the only way to play with my friends is final destination no items fox only
Submitted by Warheado on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 12:31am.
agreed the first thing is just childish, at least when i got first i actually typed something along with it congratulating destin on the good work and stuff like that
but there will always be little shit heads battling for "first" and theres not much we can do
Submitted by Lone_Snipa! on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 9:19am.
Because saying first hurts so many people. In fact, every time someone says first god kills a cat girl. So for the sake of cat girls everywhere stop saying first. Oh wait, its just a word, and it doesn't matter.
Submitted by Serge.EXE on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 11:18pm.
The Red Shell is Awesome.
And the Blue/Spiny Shell...well, I don't even call it that anymore. By the time Mario Kart DS was out and all my friends played it, the Blue Shell was merely the "Fucking Nuke!"
Submitted by kuroikaze77 on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 11:20pm.
I was thinking blue was better but from what I just saw in that video, yup, Red is better by far. How? Just look at it, it screws the person in front right before the finish line and it has a higher chance of appearing than blue shells.
Submitted by Zack Fair on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 11:26pm.
Is awesome and you just crossed the line. I won't hate on you and consider it an accident, but if it happens again some shit is goin down!!!.......@!#$$%#$
LOL>. that's a bit much.. But I like Luigi MUCH better the Mario, Yes Luigi's Mansion was Crap, Yes they play him like the Punk ass that they make him out to be.. BUT in the classic Mario Titles.. He KICKED ASS.
Submitted by Scol2pioN on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 9:20am.
....wow
anyway, i played with someone on XBL and his name was
F U Destin. F U could be FUCK YOU. and Given destin swearing nature and all it thought it could have been him. BUT ITS NOT
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
Submitted by destructorv2 on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 12:08am.
Dang right Destin, the Red Shell spells "pain". Esp when you got that speed boost arrow to cross the lava, and some guy throw a red shell on you, that will hurt!
You did mention the blue shell, but IMO its 2nd to the red shell, cos those bite when the victim re about to hit 1st. then the next 7th drivers pass him/her, making him/her last. damn...
Submitted by crazyhuyman on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 3:02am.
I've grown onto Destin quite a bit these weeks. I didn't like his VGV's as much, but this vid is where it's f***ing at!
At 1:04 to the end Destin was the king. I totally believe that this is how Destin should be on Hard News and other vids, more often. He's been pretty cool and laid back but I only think that this is the most natural feeling I get from Destin EVER.
I mean he's known to just yell and scream in domination, when playing his games so it's only fitting he talks like this. I haven't logged in forever (been coming here often, though) but I HAD to do so just to say how f***ing good Destin was in this video.
He could be like the JIM CRAMER of the video game world if he talks more like this in Hard News (but he could be his calm and cool self on Sidescrollers to balance it out). If he keeps doing this then I'll agree to saying that Destin could be just as cool (if not more, and it's totally possible now) than Stuttering Craig or even H****** T**.
He'll stand out more than ever and become a true classic icon in the video game world if he keeps this up. I don't like to swear that much but goddamn; Hail to the f***ing king!
Loved the vid. I always thought the spiny blue shells were super lame, they never do anything for you other than help the people in 2nd and 3rd get ahead.
Also- Does somebody up in screwattackland wanna fix that big glaring typo in the title. I hope somebody can spell "Turtle" correctly?
The blue shell (I call it the spiny norman) should be in this armoury somewhere too. It pisses me of so bad on Mario Kart Wii. Why did the developers let that weapon in? It's way too cheap. The red shells piss me off too.
Submitted by whiteranger93 on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 6:07am.
The Red Turtle Shell is the best. Man since Super Mario Kart I was a bad ass with the RTS. don't believe me? Well if you want some COME GET SOME. IF you Smeeeeeeeeelllllllll What Whiteranger is cook'n.
XD
LOL , it's so funny when Destin tries to re-enact badassness
Top 10 Weapons i'd like in the armory
This is a list from a true female gamer, i will add a few explanations why i would like them in the armory
1. Kos-Mos's Chest Cannon - Guys would go nuts over this...if they got the japanese version, american version pointlessly edits it - Kos-Mos's chest opens and her top splits to form a blue sphere of death, if your hit with it time stops for you, and if she throws a dagger into the sphere, your fucked, reason boys would love it? Kos-mos's nipple-less boobs show off in japanese version
2. Bracelet of the Dawn - First appears in .hack//Sign in the final episode, this bracelet will steal your soul and leave you trapped in the game if your a human, if your a enemy though, prepare to become...a little bunny...like thing, oh yeah, your screwed!
3. Soul Reaver - This sword is baaaad ass, in all 4 forms it just spells pwnage, as the Blood Blade in Defiance, stabbing your victum with it will just drain them dry of their blood, in Soul Reaver you stab your opponent with this their bodies explode and you steal their soul! (insert Shang Tsung jealousy here) in Blood Omen you use this to just rip your opponents asunder and at the end of defiance...you got to take on...a squid!
4. Kos-Mos's Tertiary Weapons System - Oh yeah...one misfire...our fair maiden will destroy the universe...epic pwnage
5. Camera Obscura - Useing this on a ghost will kill it, this camera was featured in fatal frame 1 - 3 and will return for the 4th entry on the nintendo wii...i wonder...will nintendo's USB device offer you the ability to hook up a portable camera to take photos of yourself and friends and upload it to your console to send to your friends...nah...that would just be too cool
6. Zabimaru - Featured in Bleach: Shattered blade on Wii weilded by Renji Abari, useing this weapon to its full power makes it...a baboon bone snake thats...50 feet tall...good luck not being pwned by a giant snake that scratches its own ass and flings its poo at you!
7. BFG-9000 - First featured in doom, this weapon had pwnage written into its name, Big Fucking Gun, enough said, i know guys online who would whore this weapon cause they lacked a big fucking gun themselves, you know who im talking about...you guys who still drive hummers...
8. Portal Gun - Not a weapon persay...but useing this you can cause someone to fall for eternity, building massive speed...then be an ass and move a portal...splat
9. Metal Gear Rex - This tank is massive and it walks, and you get to...Aaaaugh! *warning, this girl has been removed for attempting to leak spoilers about metal gear solid 4*
Ugh, back...i swear one of those secret service guys groped me, now, for the final weapon
10. Kitana's Boobs - Yes, in MK2 she opened her shirt and caused you to die, thus, a weapon!
Yes, a double dose of the X chromosome DOES equal a double dose of Pwnage!
oh yes
oh yes,the power of boobs never fail :) good list.
not right at all
your an idiot. kitana never showed her boobs, that was orchid from killer instinct.
Wow
ok, i made a mistake, could it be that the comment was made in the middle of the night? or could it be I was confused about a game i havent played for nearly 10 years? your right, i should end my life and stop the spread of stupidity, but before i go, i have to ask, How goes your love life? im sure the girls looooove to jump all over you when you call them an idiot.
Yes, a double dose of the X chromosome DOES equal a double dose of Pwnage!
wow
Easy does it, folks. Lest we forget, we're talking about frigging video games.
From what I remember of Xenosaga, KOS-MOS definitely toted around some bad-ass hardware. Nice list.
Regarding female-toted weaponry, I hope the armory someday includes Samus' Screw Attack (the site's namesake..) which I have loved using since the 8-bit days. I've also wondered how the hell that move works.
ah yes
The original Fem Fatale of gaming's screw attack, I woulda ranked that 11 if my list had 20...well lets make it 20!
#20 - Fox Die - Oh yes, Snake kills you...just by hanging out with you! hell yes fox die makes it in this list!
#19 - Zero's Beam Sabre - yes, we know its basicly a rip off of a lightsaber but...we see too many of those now, so this knock off wins, kudos to the most bad ass robot ever, sorry megaman, you sound too much like me in your 4th game
#18 - The Patriot - Ah yes, this gun from MGS 3 re...AUGH! *this girl has been removed and groped extensively for attempting to reveal MGS 4 spoilers*
#17 - Big Boss Face Camo - Th...NOT AGAIN!!! *Girl has been removed yada yada, mgs 4 spoilers*
#16 - Lara Croft's Guns - Yes, they're big, they bounce when she walks, and they can hold infinite ammo...im talking about her handguns you pervs!
#15 - Gernade Launcher from RE 1 - Oh yes, in the remake of RE 1 this is the ONLY way you could get an S rank on hard mode with Jill, and if you did the Chest exchangeing trick, you got...INFINITE AMMO! hell yes, this glitch rocked!
#14 - Keyblade - Oh hell use, its a sword...in the shape of a key? Sora's weapon of choice (well...we dont have much choice, its either this or a wooden sword) change the keychain and it changes shape and power, woot!
#13 - Stinger Missle Launcher - This bad ass Surface to Air launcher took down like a million metal gear rays, how can it NOT make it into this list? if it only took down 999,999 rays thats how!
#12 - Samus's Whip beam - Smash bros Brawl introduced us to samus's range of weaponry when she has no armor on, she becomes hot, and curvey but...also a dominatrix? when she whips that fairy boy link, why do i feel soooo dirty?
#11 - Screw Attack - Oh yes, UUUUUBER pwnage, she jumps for infinity in Metroid Prime 2 and 3 and it just rocks, i can kill ANYTHING with 2 or 3 hits (cept for bosses) with this uuuuber attack, it was only bested by 10 on my 1st list
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Signature
You have one of the weirdest signatures I have every seen.
I've been pondering this.
I've been pondering this. If Snake's fox die virus can spread by contact, how does Otacon manage to not contract the virus?
Fox Die
Is a genetically engineered virus which only kills off people with certain genes in their body and the correct recepters, you dont have them, your safe, you do....your dead my friend
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The wooden sword
From the original zelda not the key blade
okay..........
dude don't go cazy on us noone's judging you just the comment.
BFG IS TEH PWNZ0R!!!!!!!!
ya the BFG rules, why???
not beacus of the punch it packs
its name
BFG = Big F***ing Gun
about Metal Gear REX
umm... REX did originaly appear in the first Metal Gear Solid, so how would that be a spoiler?
first??
first??
-_-
Would you get the F back to the kindergarden?
tacos
go f your self
after securing my spot in first i was going to change my comment but since i cant any more hear is my comment and a short rant.
The red turtle shell not only dose it follow you in Mario kart it also hogs an entire platform in smash bros which some of you don't care about because you turn off the items when playing. THERE IS NOTING WRONG WITH USING WEAPONS IN SMASH! HOW MANY TIME CAN SOMEONE PLAY SMASH WITH NO WEAPONS AND ONLY FIGHTING IN FINAL DESTINATION I'M GETTING SICK OF IT! DAM MY FRIENDS TO HELL!
I, myself, turn off item in
I, myself, turn off item in smash bros because i think it more fun this way.
Using item can be really cheap. When not using item it more about skill and that really more of a satisfying win.
Nothing more frustrating when a noob get a star or a hammer and just whack you to death with no effort. And for myself a win where I just got lucky and got the star just isn't of a satisfying win (but using item can be fun sometimes!!!)
If you would really good you
If you would really good you would be able to avoid the items. But of course the only way to play with my friends is final destination no items fox only
I would have to agree
I think you got it right, the whole first thing is kinda lame
first thing?
agreed the first thing is just childish, at least when i got first i actually typed something along with it congratulating destin on the good work and stuff like that
but there will always be little shit heads battling for "first" and theres not much we can do
Because saying first hurts
Because saying first hurts so many people. In fact, every time someone says first god kills a cat girl. So for the sake of cat girls everywhere stop saying first. Oh wait, its just a word, and it doesn't matter.
Red vs Blue
I am really surprised the cheapness of the Blue Shell didn't push it over its cousin's entrance into the Armory.
You go Red Shell.
Shun the Blue Shell.
The Red Shell is
The Red Shell is Awesome.
And the Blue/Spiny Shell...well, I don't even call it that anymore. By the time Mario Kart DS was out and all my friends played it, the Blue Shell was merely the "Fucking Nuke!"
1st Place Bomb
All of my friends and I call it a 1st place bomb or a damn 1st place bomb!
Red wins
I was thinking blue was better but from what I just saw in that video, yup, Red is better by far. How? Just look at it, it screws the person in front right before the finish line and it has a higher chance of appearing than blue shells.
Red wins!
LOSER BROTHER????!?!?!?
wth u thinking destin u used to be my third favorite person on the screwattack but oh no u went to far this time
Luigi...
Is awesome and you just crossed the line. I won't hate on you and consider it an accident, but if it happens again some shit is goin down!!!.......@!#$$%#$
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Umm..
LOL>. that's a bit much.. But I like Luigi MUCH better the Mario, Yes Luigi's Mansion was Crap, Yes they play him like the Punk ass that they make him out to be.. BUT in the classic Mario Titles.. He KICKED ASS.
Luigi's Mansion was crap?
Though Luigi's Mansion isn't one of my all-time favorites, it certainly was pretty good in my opinion.
Luigi is super-smooth. So smooth that he slides like he's on ice after he stops moving. Heck yes.
You are overreacting I
You are overreacting I think, it was just a joke you know!!!
cool down
Seriously,luigi is kinda gay... And stop with the e-rage about something destin said,hes cool.
and uhm.... oh yeah luigi is gay.
awww yea
Red shells are awesome, but mastering the green shells gives you more edge ;)
- 64fanatic
The red shell,
It is red because it is covered with the blood of its victims, that and it bad ass meter has hit critical mass and is about to blow.
I thought it was red to show
I thought it was red to show it was heat-seeking.
But I like your reason better.
~Smatty
Okay, things I have to say
Okay, things I have to say about this episdoe:
Destin = badass
Red Shell = badass
Yoshi = Pwned
Toad = Pwned
DK with loser bananas = Pwned
Luigi... ugh... loser = Pwned
Princess Fuckin' Peach = Pwned (and screwed later that night)
DAMN! The ARMORY is BADASS, just listen to Destienal, he'll tell you!
um...
....wow
anyway, i played with someone on XBL and his name was
F U Destin. F U could be FUCK YOU. and Given destin swearing nature and all it thought it could have been him. BUT ITS NOT
It's True
"Crossing the finish line Princess? I don't fucking think so bitch!"
Ah, so awesome.
agreed
best line ever hahahaha
Heh.
I was totally gonna say the same thing. XD
ha
I laughed so hard I peed a little......
LOL Destin
Lol Destin sounds like he's on steroids
I think someone
I think someone other than Destin should be doing these. It just doesn't work for me.
Fail.
Well seeing as it was his idea in the first place and he even did something like this even before he got to SA, I think no one else should.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dx1XzbkFrjQ
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
hahahha that was great.. red
hahahha that was great..
red shell ... most awesome annoying little shitty fning weapon ever..
Very Funny Stuff
Loved the enthusiasm. I never would have thought of the red shell as bad ass until it was brought to my attention.
Destin...
...this was really, really good. "I DON'T THINK SO, BITCH!" I laughed aloud repeatedly! Excellent addition to the armory!
Destin
he's getting better
Red Shell, the next WMD
Dang right Destin, the Red Shell spells "pain". Esp when you got that speed boost arrow to cross the lava, and some guy throw a red shell on you, that will hurt!
You did mention the blue shell, but IMO its 2nd to the red shell, cos those bite when the victim re about to hit 1st. then the next 7th drivers pass him/her, making him/her last. damn...
Great video, Hope to see
Great video, Hope to see more come.
Nice work dustin. I mean distin.
that was funny
"crossing the finish line princess? I DON'T Fucking think so bitch!" that was the part that made me laugh the most XD
go destin!
awesome vid dude. and you are right. red shells were the bane of my existence in mariokart.
Awesome!
Destin is great ! I like all of his videos, he just so damn funny ^^
OMG
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE ON THE ARMORY!!!
OMG IM PYCIC
BOW DOWN NOW THAT IM A GOD!!!
PENIS LOLOLOLOL
Nice.
Work.
Margret.
Wow, Dunstin's pretty
Wow, Dunstin's pretty fuckin' pissed in this one.
I dont fucking think so bitch
girls and driving
Best Destin: This Is How He Should Be!
I've grown onto Destin quite a bit these weeks. I didn't like his VGV's as much, but this vid is where it's f***ing at!
At 1:04 to the end Destin was the king. I totally believe that this is how Destin should be on Hard News and other vids, more often. He's been pretty cool and laid back but I only think that this is the most natural feeling I get from Destin EVER.
I mean he's known to just yell and scream in domination, when playing his games so it's only fitting he talks like this. I haven't logged in forever (been coming here often, though) but I HAD to do so just to say how f***ing good Destin was in this video.
He could be like the JIM CRAMER of the video game world if he talks more like this in Hard News (but he could be his calm and cool self on Sidescrollers to balance it out). If he keeps doing this then I'll agree to saying that Destin could be just as cool (if not more, and it's totally possible now) than Stuttering Craig or even H****** T**.
He'll stand out more than ever and become a true classic icon in the video game world if he keeps this up. I don't like to swear that much but goddamn; Hail to the f***ing king!
Good but short, I thought
Good but short, I thought you''d mention in MOST Kart games, you can have 3 red shells spinning around you as a shield.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
RESPECT the RED SHELL! Fire it off and then hit turbos, and you might find you hit YOURSELF in the ass with your OWN red shell!
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MANLY! Love the red shell.
MANLY!
Love the red shell.
uh...lol.
Loved the vid. I always thought the spiny blue shells were super lame, they never do anything for you other than help the people in 2nd and 3rd get ahead.
Also- Does somebody up in screwattackland wanna fix that big glaring typo in the title. I hope somebody can spell "Turtle" correctly?
~Smatty
Blue Shell
The blue shell is the biggest shadow of communist influence on our world today.
Spiny Norman
The blue shell (I call it the spiny norman) should be in this armoury somewhere too. It pisses me of so bad on Mario Kart Wii. Why did the developers let that weapon in? It's way too cheap. The red shells piss me off too.
I Strive for Video Game equality and Peace
classic
ah red turtle shells its so much fun to shot them at friends and watch them cry >:)
lol
" I dont think so bitch!!! " lol best line ever.
A small correction
Here's something that nobody cares about: It's actually DK junior in the original mario kart.
Woot woot
Red Turtle shell FTW.... ohhhhhhhhhh yeah
^^Where did the Ozzy cookies go?^_^
Oh Yeah!
The Red Turtle Shell is the best. Man since Super Mario Kart I was a bad ass with the RTS. don't believe me? Well if you want some COME GET SOME. IF you Smeeeeeeeeelllllllll What Whiteranger is cook'n.
Mario Kart Wii: 5241-2317-1941
Yea buddy
The Turtle Shell will eat ur ass. its just that good of a weapon, if i made a top 10 list of weapons, it would be on there, that good of a weapon
I'm just hurt that Destin
I'm just hurt that Destin called Luigi a loser ;(
-8-bit since '86