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The Worst Moment in Nintendo History

Unless you saw their press conference today.. words can not do this justice.

they tried

sure thy could have done better and this game took years to develop....still looks like crap.

so damn funny.

unbelieveble,there screwed-up my favorite music.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and for miyamoto,make games,not music.

LOL

Wow, that looks so retarded and yet it also makes me want to try it anyway. :)

they have such good

they have such good ideas..but.. they just cant deliver them...

Good Idea

That was only a good Idea in theory like Communism

haha

hahaha

upon reflection

upon reflection it actually wasnt all that bad, 95% of us view this performance as retarded but then again they arnt targeting the vast majority of us who are teenage boys, Nintendo lately has been largely targeting the minorities as a whole, little kids, teenage girls, and older adults, trying to get them into gaming, and lets not forget that here in the U.S. Microsoft is the big guy on top whereas in Japan its home field for Nintendo and what might not be popular or cool here, is HUGE over there, Japan entertainment is famous for wacky crazy over the top silly stuff like this performance

Click here to view hilarious Japanese media

after understanding watch japanese entertainment is all about perhaps the outcome of nintendo's perfermance was exactly what they were planning since their priority audience is mainly in Japan and their performance is mainly for them, so as we may be seeing it as their ultimate fuck up, perhaps it really isnt, whos to say such a performance wouldnt get ur parents interested in nintendo as well, perhaps, crazy hilarious Japanese marketing techniques are the key to access the minority audiences

Yes and no, but mostly yes.

Well, to an extent, I agree. I live in Japan, and what is popular here among gamers is the PS3. It's like the XBOX360 in the States. Nintendo is mostly popular for the DS here. Though the Wii is selling great, true gamers go for the PS3. So, as you said, they are focusing on another market, which is like a slap to the face to those of us that have grown up playing Nintendo games and had enjoyed Mario, Metroid, etc. This crap with the Wii Music just made me feel like they are not even trying to keep my attention anymore.

But

But again, you can't expect Nintendo to be able to shell out another Mario game or Zelda game for us to purchase every year. One thing I like Nintendo for is that their franchise games usually have some standard of excellence they try to follow and I think waiting for a game instead of going for a hurried release is much better for both the gamer and company (Zelda TP as one example) Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to defend this performance and Nintendo should have definitely thought of the American gaming audience a little more and released a trailer of Zelda or Mario instead of just talking about it. This performance also could have been a success had they actually have gotten people who could play it properly instead of people with suits who probably never play games. If they had gotten someone who could actually play the xylophone instead of that retarded woman, it probably would've sounded and appealed to the audience watching it alot better.

I buy it

I want to buy whatever they are selling
This commercial is awesome, unlike that Nintendo thing

facepalm....

this completely sucked. i cant believe i watched all of it. Nice going nintendo

I want

1:12 of my life back for watching that crap.
My ears almost bled at the beginning.

It really is

LOL NINENDO FAIL

The Worst?

I wouldn't say the worst...

But it certainly isn't on their greatest moments list. :P

I Agree

Certainly not the worst - Virtual Boy - but not the greatest either...

Embarrasenly funny if you ask me.. look at the fake enthusiasm on their faces and the silly dancing

I noticed

They've designed it to be fun for everyone, so now they're showing it, and they noticed that the 'excitement' it would give them just has to be acted.

Virual boy

at least the virtual boy had a few good games.
Wii Music is a lot like the power glove, a gimmic

That was...

That...was...very...creepy...
Can't wait for Animal Crossing though.

i was embarassed

animal crossing looks fun, wii speak very functional, and the wii motion seems like it has potential, but very little in wii sports resort, but when i saw the wii music it was kinda cool, then we heard it. I thought something was wrong with my speaker

this makes me wanna play the virtual boy

You should look up a

You should look up a trailer. I did, and it sounded much better than this pile of puke.

Come on...

It wasn't that horrible. It was cool how they were actually able to play the Mario theme.

yeah at what cost?! >:U

maybe there dignity and as far as im aware the Mario theme didn't have so many missed notes... man im the bigest Nintendo fan boy EVER!! but iv now lost faith and respect for them.... -sighs- man this is embarrassing... its like finding out your hero is lame lol ok thats a wii bit over dramatic =P

I agree

It seems like that nintendo only cares about money, they don't care about the fans. Like for example the Mother/Earthbound fans

i need to go play some fire

i need to go play some fire emblem...

What the F...

Ok so what was that just now? A few silly promotion/commercial guys moving aroudn the stage pretendign to play soemthing and magically on the screen BEHIND THEM everthing moves like it´s supposed to move.
You know when I was sitting at an arcade machine and had no coins left I pretended to play the demo jsut for the fun of it too.

Way to go Nintendo. You are doing well to seperate yourself from us gamers.

uggh

Just the fact that Miyamoto was there. Well to quote avgn,

Its like putting sprinkles of a shit sundae

The motto of this game
Look mommy we made a band

wow, that looks really,

wow, that looks really, reallly, lame and to top it off they bucthered the classic super mario bros theme

Their conference sucked: the only decent game that they annouced(that was new anyway) was AC and that's pretty bad

DAMN YOU, NINITEDO, DAMN YOU!!! (shakes fist in fury)

WOW

I saw this and all i could say was great job of promoting the other music games cause i wont be picking this up for sure.

XP

roflmao XD they look really drunk

faced and palmed

wow EPIC FAIL

Fail

Nintendo failed. Badly... This E3 sucks.

So

Why did they go to E3 trying to impress the soccer mom audience that isn't watching?

Don't get me wrong, i like the wii, but for VC, SSB, and No More Heroes. Not Carnival Games..

What in the blue hell was that???

Another one that goes into the shit pile. The main reason why I ditched my Wii is because of the lack of games. Perhaps, I need the blood, guts and other "immature" stuff on my 360.

Either, I grew up or the games Nintendo pumps out are crap.

Mad World

Hey i know it's a third party game from SEGA but it's at least something that includes all the things you just said.

I don't know.

The whole Confernce was one of the worst moments. But the first for me still is launch of Virtua-Boy. But that there was just embarrasing.

wii music doesnt look

wii music doesnt look bad...i just think it needs some work...but they totally messed up the mario theme hahaha

ehhh,,,,

ummm.. bad job guys... well whatever. must have just missed this whe i got into the shower.

If God gives you lemons, the you need to GET A NEW GOD!!!

-PowerThirst-

ehhh,,,,

ummm.. bad job guys... well whatever. must have just missed this whe i got into the shower.

If God gives you lemons, the you need to GET A NEW GOD!!!

-PowerThirst-

total embarrassment

Go back to releasing nes and snes type games nintendo. Enough of this horrible, god awful mii bullshit. With a few exceptions, the wii has been a total failure in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, PS3 and 360 aren't impressing me either. Whatever happened to games like Super Metroid? .. wii music. HA! Total joke.

EPIC Face palm, when

EPIC Face palm, when facepalm doesn't do it judice
i rule

Agree with Craig

I got to agree with Craig, this was the worst moment for Nintendo...
They soooo sucked -_-

no virtual boy then!

i think that the virtual boy more sucked!

Virtual boy

You thought that was better than virtual boy
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was better than wii music, yes I played it scarred me for life but not as much as this video

God, forgive....

God, forgive....

uhh

Uhh I don't think the Gods of Gaming will forgive, but meh what do I know.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

Nintendo just reaffirmed their belief in me that they are indeed in 2nd place.

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This is all they could come up with?

A new Zelda? No
A new Mario Bros.? No
A new Contra? No
A kiddie version of Rock Band? YES!

EPIC FAIL NINTENDO!

Yes.... I was speachless of

Yes.... I was speachless of it's stupidity.

I just got embarrased, how can they even stand in front of a big audience like this? Let alone, the whole gaming world watching.

Emo kids

I think I figured out what makes emo kids...

The big problem...

The game companies are gonna go where the money is.
I think at this point so many people have turned away from Nintendo that all they can really do is make the crappy casual games and hope that people will buy theme since right now the casual gamers are their big audience.
And the hardcore gamers aren't doing what is needed in supporting the few hardcore games that they do sell.
So we end up with the numbers showing the illusion that the casual market is the way to go and end up with this crap tat not only looks ridiculous but butchers a classic tune to the point of bringing tears of rage to your eyes.

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