Today we talk about a pervert, an over the top gory game, and Corey has some information about Ubidays for us. Hard news is ready to go as soon as youtube stops sucking balls.
Submitted by Aetyate on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 11:12pm.
wow, you're almost at the level of douchiness of jack thompson
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors 61!
~mgs 2
Submitted by Aetyate on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 11:16pm.
you could do the same outro you did the last time corey was on hard news
bet you must be frustrated trying to find news every freakin day. good job though, and keep up the good work
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors 61!
~mgs 2
Submitted by spacemonkeyjim on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:39am.
Most mobile phones make a loud noise, click, beep or whatever, which can't be turned off when you take a photo with them. The reason for this is because pervs were using them for that very purpose.
Submitted by Shinryuken on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 8:29pm.
Is the PSP situation really surprising? We're talking about Japan, a country where subway trains have "Female Only" cars due to the amount of sexual harassment that has taken place over the years. Were talking women leaving subway trains with semen on their skirts here folks.
Submitted by crimsonchin on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 8:54pm.
Only on certain lines in major cities during rush hour. Men can go in those cars at most times during the day. Considering how packed those trains get at rush hour it doesn't surprise me that they have female only cars.
Submitted by Mikatochi on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 8:49pm.
lmao that happened to my friend, he lost eye sight in his left eye for a bit from games, he did play halo for... 32 hours straight though, so if you want to experience blindness, Play Halo 3 for 32 hours straight!!! :D
they've always said watching tv, or playing video games, or staring at a computer monitor will make you have bad eye sight.. i think its a load of crap to be honest.. i do all three and for a long time.. and in all honesty i have better then 20/20 vision.. i have 20/16, either i'm an exception, im really lucky lol, or what there saying is bull..
Submitted by crimsonchin on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 8:50pm.
They said on QI that looking at a screen does no permanent damage to your eyes no matter how long (it may hurt your eyes but a good night's sleep will cure it). Everything on QI is true, even if it wasn't before. Therefore, you phail, whatever association was in that last story.
Submitted by PsiChaos on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 9:22pm.
What is new about the eyestrain info? I've been told for years that watching things through glass monitors for a long while would hinder eyesight. People just like to re-release info with certain key words attached to make the one activity seem more damaging. These optometrists act like made a breakthrough in medical science saying video games cause Computer Vision Syndrome, when really they just restated a fact that anyone who can think on an average scale already knew.
Was it just me or was Destin being a total smartass to Cory? You'll notice towards the end of the video he's like, "Good job Cory, that was really cool" like he was trying extra hard not to make remark about how sexy she is or something? Funny stuff.
Submitted by ChickenBobo on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 9:53pm.
And it's my favorite video game of all time!
But yes, allas not a whole lot of other people did. I've been forcing my friends to buy it, or lending them my copy.
But the BG&E2 announcement damn near made me crap myself.
Submitted by Zappaholic on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 10:31pm.
Your eyesight can get worse from a constant stream of light going through your eyes? I'm... I'm shocked! I never would have guessed that the slight burning sensation I fell after staring at my DS for 45 minutes straight was my eyesight getting worse *cough*(sarcasm)*cough*.
Thank goodness for Hard News. Now I feel like mankind is actually starting to progress.
First they say Masturbation makes you go blind, now it's video games? Well thank you very much. I'll take my squinty eyes and hairy palms back to my dark room and fondle my girlfriend! Unless someone wants to announce that sex causes testicular cancer -_-
Submitted by Inferno510 on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 11:24pm.
I'm surprised that no one has noticed how hot Corey is....all I have to say is that, I love Hard News solely because Dustin is an awesome news caster and because Corey is so cute I want to ask her out. HAHA!
Submitted by drgroove101 on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 11:39pm.
Man how far technology has come, psp to upskirt? what happened to the go old days of shoe toe mirrors? harhar
Where did this Corey(sp?) girl come from? I like her shes kinda sexy, nice to see a good looking videogame chick on screwattack!
and OMG how come i havnt heard of this new splatter house game yet? it looks greaking awesome, i loved the originals on genesis!
I know i dissed the hardnews a few days ago, the first couple really irritated me, destin made a few comments that hit some of my buttons, i must says though the last few have been informative and entertaining, good stuff
Submitted by Craigination on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 7:36am.
...is a newly hired addition to Screwattack. No story other than that I know of. She was more likely hired because her major is in broadcasting and she knows how to speak clearly and eloquently, not to mention write for, the TV/Radio. I wouldn't be surprised if sex appeal also factored in - she is a cute gamer chick:)
The PSP item is as bland as you would suspect since it `s Japan we `re talking about and we all know their views on sex are not as restricted as in some other places ...
Seconding your notion on the hawtness of Corey. Even though I now do n´t know much, I sure would like to ... preferbly in a normal fashion and without a restraining order :p
Destin is doing okay for me. Maybe not as insane and as charismatic as the next but that can all be arranged ...
Plus, once you get used to his specific features, you might find him to be quite the funny guy (like me :))
Slaterhouse looks and sounds intresting, hopefully they ´ll add more than that, maybe a nice story or over-the-top leveling system ... that would be a narcotic version of God Of War with a hint of cocaine
Good job ppl, can n´t wait for the next installment
Submitted by Behumat on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 12:11am.
I'm not sure I beleive the whole, playing a lot of video games can affect your vision thing. I've heard that masterbating can make you go blind too, and lets face it, people who play a lot of video games probally masterbate a lot. So there could be outside factors involved. :P
First!
First!
Stop it n00b! >:( Oh and
Stop it n00b! >:(
Oh and btw, 2nd! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
No but really, stop that shit >>>>>>>:(
ROFL psp shot!
ROFL psp shot!
Yay! A new hard news! Too
Yay! A new hard news! Too bad for me that my internet is too slow to watch it and actually comment on the content.
NOICE
Hard news is the shit!
Delete the "The" and you
Delete the "The" and you sir, would be correct.
What's your problem? Delete
What's your problem? Delete your ScrewAttack account you pathetic excuse for a g1!
true that
If you don't like hard news, then don't watch it.
wow
wow, you're almost at the level of douchiness of jack thompson
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors 61!
~mgs 2
For like two hours, I couldn't get on ScewAttack...
Well, I don't care about Splatterhouse,or Beyond Good or Evil, but I did find the PSP camera amusing.
Yep
I had the exact same problem.
I almost cried those two
I almost cried those two hours..
*shudder*
Man... that's a 40 year age difference. D: What a creep.
Wow. What a great use of the
Wow. What a great use of the PSP. 59 year old nontheless. What the hell!
Anyway, good hard news.
I had a problem loading earlier.
I couldn't load the whole ScrewAttack webpage earlier. Well at least I got to watch it on YouTube. But I'm just here anyways to Digg it.
PsP Corey
OmG Behide Hard News Scene Destin was using the new PsP Skills on Corey =O
Destin look nervous just now
Somehow, Destin looked a little nervous when he said "thanks Corey, that was good".
...nevermind, hehe. damn that guy with the PSP, i mean, won't a mobile phone work better? its smaller and not as bulky and obvious.
oh BTW, Destin, You're still doing a great job! just ignore that comment i mention on top, just wondering bout that.
Not Nervous
I just didn't know what the hell to say for an outro.
Destin, you're the man!
Destin, you're the man!
well...
you could do the same outro you did the last time corey was on hard news
bet you must be frustrated trying to find news every freakin day. good job though, and keep up the good work
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors 61!
~mgs 2
mobile phones
Most mobile phones make a loud noise, click, beep or whatever, which can't be turned off when you take a photo with them. The reason for this is because pervs were using them for that very purpose.
PSP in Japan
Is the PSP situation really surprising? We're talking about Japan, a country where subway trains have "Female Only" cars due to the amount of sexual harassment that has taken place over the years. Were talking women leaving subway trains with semen on their skirts here folks.
Well...
Only on certain lines in major cities during rush hour. Men can go in those cars at most times during the day. Considering how packed those trains get at rush hour it doesn't surprise me that they have female only cars.
heh, The first Upspkirt.
heh, The first Upspkirt.
lol
lmao that happened to my friend, he lost eye sight in his left eye for a bit from games, he did play halo for... 32 hours straight though, so if you want to experience blindness, Play Halo 3 for 32 hours straight!!! :D
pfft
they've always said watching tv, or playing video games, or staring at a computer monitor will make you have bad eye sight.. i think its a load of crap to be honest.. i do all three and for a long time.. and in all honesty i have better then 20/20 vision.. i have 20/16, either i'm an exception, im really lucky lol, or what there saying is bull..
ohh nice Hard News, interesting stuff :D
Lies!
They said on QI that looking at a screen does no permanent damage to your eyes no matter how long (it may hurt your eyes but a good night's sleep will cure it). Everything on QI is true, even if it wasn't before. Therefore, you phail, whatever association was in that last story.
I liked this better the first time.
When it was called "The Daily DL".
Rayman?
That's another Ubisoft franchise. My absolute favorite of theirs, by the way
Same
Rayman is awesome. I just got the first one (the dos version) last week at a garage sale and the one for dreamcast is pretty good :D.
What is new about the
What is new about the eyestrain info? I've been told for years that watching things through glass monitors for a long while would hinder eyesight. People just like to re-release info with certain key words attached to make the one activity seem more damaging. These optometrists act like made a breakthrough in medical science saying video games cause Computer Vision Syndrome, when really they just restated a fact that anyone who can think on an average scale already knew.
I'm excited about
I'm excited about Splatterhouse! If you are too then see my blog.
http://www.myspace.com/retrogamezone
Gore!!!
Oh snap splatterhouse....awesome, looks great
Was it just me or was Destin
Was it just me or was Destin being a total smartass to Cory? You'll notice towards the end of the video he's like, "Good job Cory, that was really cool" like he was trying extra hard not to make remark about how sexy she is or something? Funny stuff.
well Corey, I bought Beyond Good & Evil
And it's my favorite video game of all time!
But yes, allas not a whole lot of other people did. I've been forcing my friends to buy it, or lending them my copy.
But the BG&E2 announcement damn near made me crap myself.
hella sweet
wow beyond good and evil 2 sooooo buying a 360 for that
but seriously dust off you wii or gamecube, or ps2 and go pay 6 dollars for it. its a well spent 6 dollars
cool
splatterhouse looks cool
The Return of Splatterhouse AND BG&E?!?!
God, the gaming future's so bright I gotta wear shades...
No, really?
Your eyesight can get worse from a constant stream of light going through your eyes? I'm... I'm shocked! I never would have guessed that the slight burning sensation I fell after staring at my DS for 45 minutes straight was my eyesight getting worse *cough*(sarcasm)*cough*.
Thank goodness for Hard News. Now I feel like mankind is actually starting to progress.
Great job!
St. Louis loves the site! By St Louis, I mean me... Me loves the site.
Never speak of this again.
DID I CLIXK OM COMMENT
UCK I CAN'T SE ANYMPRE//////// DIDD I SPELL UT RIHGT
DAMN U VODEOGAMES!!!!!!
First they say Masturbation
First they say Masturbation makes you go blind, now it's video games? Well thank you very much. I'll take my squinty eyes and hairy palms back to my dark room and fondle my girlfriend! Unless someone wants to announce that sex causes testicular cancer -_-
Commander Keen would approve.
mmmmm... delishious newsy goodness.
^_^
I'm surprised that no one has noticed how hot Corey is....all I have to say is that, I love Hard News solely because Dustin is an awesome news caster and because Corey is so cute I want to ask her out. HAHA!
you Guys ROCK!
Corey?
Man how far technology has come, psp to upskirt? what happened to the go old days of shoe toe mirrors? harhar
Where did this Corey(sp?) girl come from? I like her shes kinda sexy, nice to see a good looking videogame chick on screwattack!
and OMG how come i havnt heard of this new splatter house game yet? it looks greaking awesome, i loved the originals on genesis!
I know i dissed the hardnews a few days ago, the first couple really irritated me, destin made a few comments that hit some of my buttons, i must says though the last few have been informative and entertaining, good stuff
hate to reply to my own post but...
This is the same girl who moderated the salsa eating contest right? Whats her story?
Corey...
...is a newly hired addition to Screwattack. No story other than that I know of. She was more likely hired because her major is in broadcasting and she knows how to speak clearly and eloquently, not to mention write for, the TV/Radio. I wouldn't be surprised if sex appeal also factored in - she is a cute gamer chick:)
I ´m a believer!
The PSP item is as bland as you would suspect since it `s Japan we `re talking about and we all know their views on sex are not as restricted as in some other places ...
Seconding your notion on the hawtness of Corey. Even though I now do n´t know much, I sure would like to ... preferbly in a normal fashion and without a restraining order :p
Destin is doing okay for me. Maybe not as insane and as charismatic as the next but that can all be arranged ...
Plus, once you get used to his specific features, you might find him to be quite the funny guy (like me :))
Slaterhouse looks and sounds intresting, hopefully they ´ll add more than that, maybe a nice story or over-the-top leveling system ... that would be a narcotic version of God Of War with a hint of cocaine
Good job ppl, can n´t wait for the next installment
I'm not sure I beleive the
I'm not sure I beleive the whole, playing a lot of video games can affect your vision thing. I've heard that masterbating can make you go blind too, and lets face it, people who play a lot of video games probally masterbate a lot. So there could be outside factors involved. :P
yeah!
47th comment!!!!!!!