Submitted by Chase357 on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 5:40pm.
Nintendo better wake up and address the space situation. If the USB thing is designed for something else, I hope you can store Virtual Console games on it anyway...like how you can store pics, written documents and emulators/roms on a real USB!
Submitted by crimsonchin on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 6:08pm.
Uhh what do you mean by "real USB"? If you mean a portable flash drive (aka pen drive, USB drive, thumb drive, USB stick, and so on) then please call it one of its many names. Don't just call it "a USB" because that's the connector, lots more connects by USB, like mice, keyboards, sound cards, anything that it's fast enough for really. They don't have to be able to store stuff to use USB.
Submitted by Burgertime on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 5:42pm.
A friend of mine who has no internet at the moment has been getting a kick out of Hard News when I bring them into work every weeknight on my iPod.
Keep up the good work.
actually, for just one nanosecond, I thought Destin was going to say "Corey has boobs, so let's take a look" instead of "let's take a listen". and then he did anyway. Destin is my hero. when I grow up, I want to be just like him and neeeever have a girlfriend.
Submitted by HighSchool Ben on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 7:43pm.
I didn't have a mic on, so for me to say that and the mic to pick me up would be... odd...
Plus, it wouldn't make sense for me to say that (tho I did operate that camera)
So who actually said it? Craig, who was focused on running the teleprompter and was simultaneously making sure Devlin pronunciation clearly? Jose, who was too focused on moving camera 2's frame into a 2-shot to even know what was going on? Nick, who wasn't even in the building at the time? Or maybe Destin, who Corey was talking to, and had a legitimate reason to retort in such a fashion?
Submitted by ShyGuyJose on Fri, 06/13/2008 - 2:54pm.
It was Destin! He was close to Corey and it pretty much sounded like him. Not like Ben. Or Craig for that matter. And besides, it was just a joke. Nothing bad anyways.
Anyways, funny episode. I wonder what the USB will be used for? :|
Damnit... I still don't have a wii!
WHYYYY!!! My most recent gaming console is a playstation. No number after it. not even the number "1" it's just a craptastical thing with one controler because the other one broke- and if you wanna do two player it has to be on DDR mats. (Which is really freaking hilarious.)
GJ with todays HN segment, it was well done but could have used more stories; for example I'm surprised that you guys didn't even mention that today was the launch of MGS4.
Further, is it just me or did anyone else notice A_LOT of sexual tension between Destin and Corey today? If that be the case all I have to say is you two should kiss and make up or at the very least relieve some of that tension either together or on your own.
Submitted by HighSchool Ben on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 7:46pm.
As pretty much everybody who visits this site knows MGS4 came out today, I think Destin figured he could take out the obvious news and put in something a little less well-known.
Like how we're eventually going to get knighted!!! Right?
Submitted by OmegaJim on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 8:41pm.
Corey you're so funny
I go crazy for girls like you
I'm a BIG fan of your's
anyways
I hope Nintendo get's more wiis out
hard new rulez
and Corey is the number one
Awesome...
great hard news as always.
FIRST!........reply......
it is a joke you noobs!
He's wearing the F**kballs shirt.
Awesome. :P
lol
...and back to you virgin
Priceless.
Corey dished out some pure,
Corey dished out some pure, unbridled ownage.
So...
Is the new thing to not get Devin's name wrong, but replace it with an insult?
LMAO! Corey just pwned Destin!
Nintendo better wake up and address the space situation. If the USB thing is designed for something else, I hope you can store Virtual Console games on it anyway...like how you can store pics, written documents and emulators/roms on a real USB!
http://www.myspace.com/retrogamezone
i was fooled by the promise of free porn...
but that song is awesome, so i don't really care!
What's a real USB?
Uhh what do you mean by "real USB"? If you mean a portable flash drive (aka pen drive, USB drive, thumb drive, USB stick, and so on) then please call it one of its many names. Don't just call it "a USB" because that's the connector, lots more connects by USB, like mice, keyboards, sound cards, anything that it's fast enough for really. They don't have to be able to store stuff to use USB.
You don't know what a 'real
You don't know what a 'real usb' is because you're not a real MAN!
But seriously...
seriously what is it?
whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
son of a bitch! I got Rick
son of a bitch! I got Rick rolled!
Destin got pwned by boobs
Destin got pwned by boobs >:3
Back to you virgin...
LOL, nice one Corey.
LOL!
Lol on Corey and Destin.
A friend of mine who has no
A friend of mine who has no internet at the moment has been getting a kick out of Hard News when I bring them into work every weeknight on my iPod.
Keep up the good work.
THIS IS JUSTIN AND THIS IS
THIS IS JUSTIN AND THIS IS HARDON NEWS.
Dude your opening/closing hard news crap makes you look retarded.
What do you suggest be done
What do you suggest be done instead, champ?
A More casual opening.
A More casual opening.
I agree, the finger point
I agree, the finger point doesn't work well, coming from a virgin.
funniest hard news yet
Whats RROD POS mean?
Red Ring of Death Piece of
Red Ring of Death Piece of shit
cmooon
don't spend yor day here insulting...
i dunno... hey naruto is out so go download it, it's pretty good, happy time!
Destin
Are you a virgin?
Also; best Hard News yet
Woah!
RealOne wants you Destin! Wow! :|
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"Tacos are GOOOOOOOOOOD!"
Best one, was totally not SOFT
I was laughing non stop through the whole video. good job destin and Corey...the heat is rising!
yup, funniest hard news so far
actually, for just one nanosecond, I thought Destin was going to say "Corey has boobs, so let's take a look" instead of "let's take a listen". and then he did anyway. Destin is my hero. when I grow up, I want to be just like him and neeeever have a girlfriend.
virgin airlines to the rescue!
lmfao. that was hillarious
corey's comments at the end of that part were so funny. that seriously made turnin off mgs4 for a few mins worth it. lol
Sweet.
Hilaroius yet informative. Good job Devin.. lolazor jk Destin.
BOOBS!!! LMAO
Boobs, i just love that, good job great Hard News
Corey delivered epic win
Destin Fails.
When Corey first came on to
When Corey first came on to the site i sensed that Destin had 'a thing' for her. But now it seems like there might be something between her and Jose.
What?
Between 0:54 and 0:55 I hear a faint "bitch" but i must be mistaking it
=P
lol yeah, i heard someone saying that
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Genesis does what Nintendont...lol...Blast Processing
Dustin did it
You're right dude. Dustin called Corey a bitch when she mocked him with the girlfriend joke
a gamer can dream, can't he?
The person who said that was Ben
Ben is the one with the camera.
Um...
I didn't have a mic on, so for me to say that and the mic to pick me up would be... odd...
Plus, it wouldn't make sense for me to say that (tho I did operate that camera)
So who actually said it? Craig, who was focused on running the teleprompter and was simultaneously making sure Devlin pronunciation clearly? Jose, who was too focused on moving camera 2's frame into a 2-shot to even know what was going on? Nick, who wasn't even in the building at the time? Or maybe Destin, who Corey was talking to, and had a legitimate reason to retort in such a fashion?
The world may never know... :)
Geeze.
Ben sounds pissed you guys. I think he's mad because it's so obvious that he was the one calling Corey a bitch.
It was probably Craig or Destin then...
...
I say...
It was Destin! He was close to Corey and it pretty much sounded like him. Not like Ben. Or Craig for that matter. And besides, it was just a joke. Nothing bad anyways.
Anyways, funny episode. I wonder what the USB will be used for? :|
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"Wii will like to play!"
Corey/boobs VS Destin/Asshat/virgin/twat waffle/douchebag
Who will win?
I think Corey/Boobs win and also whats with the fight and what with people screwing with destin?
twat waffle/douchebag
twat waffle/douchebag, what does that mean?, I'm not english
lol
at the british news im english and i didnt hear bout tht noob gettin knighted for gamin related things
"piggggssssss in spaccccceeeee"
BoOBs
Corey just killed Destin with them words, Nintendo thank god for something, Corey nice boobs and love the show...bitch
Suck my balls EA
baldness is teh super sexyness
that last comment was deep destin
also
corey pwned destin :P
and am i the only guy who thinks coreys really beautiful
"piggggssssss in spaccccceeeee"
You are not alone
I do too...and apparently so does Destin...
ditto! nerdy girls are hot!
ditto! nerdy girls are hot!
she's cool and hot (i dunno why but i like her brackets)
and i'm in love with her voice when i listen to sidescrollers (and also love craig's eeeeeeeeeaai'm stuttering craig!)
i fanboy you, though, destin : (...boobs.) owned, man!
and i think it was the screwattack's soul who said bitch (in the voice of destin, of course)
very...
...
Uhh..
Same here :]
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"Wii will like to play!"
Umm
Is there any guy here who doesn't?
Wow
Corey laid down some ultimate ownage to Destin. BTW, EA being sued by two gamers is EPIC.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Destin: Thanks Corey. (looks down) Bewbs...
Out of stock EVERYWHERE is right!
Damnit... I still don't have a wii!
WHYYYY!!! My most recent gaming console is a playstation. No number after it. not even the number "1" it's just a craptastical thing with one controler because the other one broke- and if you wanna do two player it has to be on DDR mats. (Which is really freaking hilarious.)
~Smatty
Sexual Tension
GJ with todays HN segment, it was well done but could have used more stories; for example I'm surprised that you guys didn't even mention that today was the launch of MGS4.
Further, is it just me or did anyone else notice A_LOT of sexual tension between Destin and Corey today? If that be the case all I have to say is you two should kiss and make up or at the very least relieve some of that tension either together or on your own.
Well...
As pretty much everybody who visits this site knows MGS4 came out today, I think Destin figured he could take out the obvious news and put in something a little less well-known.
Like how we're eventually going to get knighted!!! Right?
-Sir HighSchool Ben the Brave
?
Are you Ben going to make any appearences on Hard News?
I call those boobs
YES! I beat Destin to it!
Good luck on that girlfriend
Good luck on that girlfriend problem
"bitch"
Priceless. Ever sense Corey arrived the rise in sexual tension has gone through the roof.
Well, thanks for the news
Well, thanks for the news Corey and Asshat. Lookin' forward to MOAR!!
OMG
Wow corey is hott I would so put it in her butt.
Hahaha wow that was vulgar
Hahaha wow that was vulgar :p.
Corey *love of my life*
Corey you're so funny
I go crazy for girls like you
I'm a BIG fan of your's
anyways
I hope Nintendo get's more wiis out
hard new rulez
and Corey is the number one
EA should suck everyone's ballz...
I laugh so hard at the EA comment. Awesome Hard news, this one was the best one yet.
Hey everyone! Im a newborn G1 :D
Back to you Virgin...I mean Asshat...I mean--Thanks Corey!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Among all of the content
Among all of the content done by ScrewAttack themselves, I'd say Hard News is officially the best!
80085
I lol real hard on the part where Corey call destin names. XD that was real good!
suck my balls ea
suck my balls ea
Harmless bickering
Even though it was harsh, it was also extremely funny...
Good Job Corey and Destin...
Come back of the Day: "Bitch..."