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Hard News 08/18/08


Today a 16 year old gets to quit school and play video games, The Force gets Unleashed and Cheapy D has an awesome deal from Toys are Us.
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Average: 4.8 (33 votes)

Le Sigh

I wish people would pay me to play video games...

an i wish i can have all the

an i wish i can have all the ice cream i can eat

You can!

But good luck not getting diabetes.

u could!

if you became a chinese MMO gold farmer you could prolly make a living playing videogames even if u dont have talent, u just need ot have no life to play WoW EVERY hour of EVERYDAY

I do

I'm a network admin and I get paid to play wow all day at work. Well they dont know but the only time I have work to do is when something breaks, like once a week. Ah, the sweet life. :)

Nice

Would love to play games instead of studying^^

Oh really?

Honestly, this kids making a big mistake. Who knows how this is going to turn out? You just don't drop out of High School. You can't get a good paying job ANYWHERE without at least completing grade 12. He must be really fucking good at Guitar Hero if he thinks he can give up on education and play a video game for the rest of his life.

i agree

It just isn't a good idea. If he bombs at all he's fucked. and even still, its not like he can keep that up for very long before everyone stops caring.

And on a personal level, i wouldn't do it, mostly cause it presents me with a lack of a true purpose.

10 bucks/i agree to that

i no i wouldn't drop out of school to play guitar hero it's fun but not worth it and i bet 10 bucks this kid will screw up and become poor and homeless or just get a crap job to just barely pay his rent and still be in debt

P.S this is pretty much a slap in the face to Jackass Thomson to finally show him it's not video games to blame, it's the retarded parents.

it wouldnt be for the rest

it wouldnt be for the rest of his life, maybe a year or 2 until guitar hero and rockband finally get replaced by the next big franchise, kinda like counterstrike, there used to be fairly large publicised events for its tournaments, but i havnt heard of it in quite some time, in the coming years you might be able to make a living being a cyber athlete more readily if videogames finally really take off as a "sport" *prays it will be soon* but if they do u will prolly need to be good at a large variety like the Ironman, not just a plastic guitar

You're right.

This kid is taking as big a risk as quitting school to try to make a band successful.

Real musicians

Don't compare playing a real instrument to playing fucking Guitar Hero. Being creative, and writing original music is a completely different path from what this fucking idiot kid is doing. Fucking Guitar Hero set back musicians a couple years, because anyone that can play Guitar Hero on expert thinks they are musicians. Well guess what, playing GH does not make you a musician!!!!

Right.

What the parents probably don't realize is that this kid will only be able to make money off of guitar hero for so long before it's done. They're basing their decision on what, $1,000 this kid has made? Well if that's the kind of role models this kid has, he was doomed to failure anyways so he might as well live the dream while he can. I bet his parents are McDonalds lifers.

OMG

Force Unleashed. yay!

Good stuff!

As always!

GODDAMMIT!!! I WANT DUKE

GODDAMMIT!!! I WANT DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IN MY HANDS NOW!!!!!!
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The Retro Game Zone

It'll be released on the

It'll be released on the same day as Guns n' Roses new album, Chinese Democracy.

I love you starwars!

I love you starwars!

Come on!

Haze isn't horrible. It has its faults, but the multiplayer is a blast.

Faults?

By faults you must mean a broken game virtually unplayable.

That kid at the very least

That kid at the very least should have finished High School, pretty noob imo.

Maybe that kid should hone

Maybe that kid should hone his skills on a real guitar.I sorry, I just had to say it.... in a bit of envy.

Truly Sad.

I'm glad they're still working on Alan Wake it's sad when games go the way of Duke Nukem forever.

That kid is gonna be back in high school next year.

Duke Nukem...

I thought I heared that Duke Nukem Forever will come out some time in the future on GameTrailers. Either way I'm not getting it, it just doesn't do it for me...

You're right, but they've

You're right, but they've said the samething for over a decade now. As a big Duke Nukem fan I've become seriously jaded about the whole thing.
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The Retro Game Zone

I got the Force Unleashed

I got the Force Unleashed graphic novel (the official novel comes out tomorrow) and it is AMAZING!

It makes up for the Clone Wars cutting out many of the good parts and focusing on the kidsy appeal.

destin is right

nice comment destin about the kid mopping floors at walmart. his behavior should not be encouraged and should only be made fun of.

While I am a bit envious of

While I am a bit envious of that kid (and who wouldn't be), I have to say, its probably one of the worst decisions his parents could have made. Sure, I wish the kid all the luck in the world, but come on...Do they really think he'll make a living playing Guitar Hero?

Some Neo-Jack Thompson will probably use this kid as an example of why games are bad. "Video games make kids drop out of school!"

Bah, I guess I shouldn't be all ranty about it, though.

Great Hard News as usual!

What a nutty kid...

I've been jaded to professional gaming thanks to the "friendly" folks that play Super Smash Bros. Brawl for a living. To allow this kid to drop out of high school and pursue a career playing Guitar Hero requires money and stupidity in equally large amounts. The kid had better be damn good or he's going to Wal-Mart like Destin predicts. I still wish him luck, though; I heard Wal-Mart isn't a good place to work.

Terrible parents. Don't envy

Terrible parents.

Don't envy that kid. Guitar Hero--as popular as it is now--won't be around forever. So while he's having fun now, he'll be flipping burgers and living in his parents' basement soon enough.
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Phase 1: 21 Sacraments
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit!

Seriously

I got bored of Guitar Hero after GH2

Good choice, Destin. Lost

Good choice, Destin. Lost Odyssey is awesome!

His parents let him do that?

can't believe his parents let him do that, he'll end up at wallmart like Destin said ... unless his parents are going to actualy home school him.

He'll never make a living off of playing guitar hero.
I'd like to see someone do that though.

100% Dumb

I think that kid will be 50% fat,30% of Regreting ever doing that and 20% saying "Ahh Shit i work in 7/11"

Really that kid is a big dumbass for doing that.
Even the Parents,even Kotaku said that his parents let him drop school for all that nagging he was giving him.

Man he is gonna Regret this if he ever needs money to buy rent.

BTW,he will have 50% extra for him regret of him living on his parents basement.

I mean come on think before u take action man,u arnt gonna be succesful or rich like that,its like $1,000-$5,000 every competion.

I will be surprise if he gets rich and succesful,he should of finsihed skool then go do that or while he was at skool to compete

Wow...

Did his parents really just let him drop out of school TO PLAY GUITAR HERO!?!?

That's pretty stupid. First of all, Guitar Hero isn't going to be around forever. If he was going to be a pro at shooters, then that'd be ever so slightly better, but what happens when Guitar Hero doesn't exist anymore?

Secondly, does he really need to spend ever waking moment playing it? He could at least go to school and play GH competitively, perhaps missing a day or two because of a tourney. Eventually, won't he get sick of it? I mean, even with the 4 Guitar Hero games and Rock Band, that can't be much more than 350 songs. Eventually, I'd get sick of it.

Still, I wish him luck, but I think that's horribly moronic of his parents >.> (I'm 14, BTW)

If I could stay home and

If I could stay home and play video games all day then life would be friggin sweet!!

toys r us game choices

i'd get soul caliber IV and guitar hero aerosmith.

What is wrong with the world today....

Sorry, had to make the music pun there. I love video games as much as the next gamer, but I think that is utterly stupid to waste your life on video games. I give guitar hero another 10 years at most before it fades into our memories and AVGN starts to review the thing. The game does rock and all but I wouldn't do that for SMB3 and I am very good at that game.

-He who controls the past, conquers the future. He who contols the future, conquered the past. -Kane, Command and Conquer.

Kid jamming at home...

What Destin PHAILS to mention is that the kid is having a home teacher. Doesn't matter whether or not he learns it at school or at home, as long as he learns it. Also, his grades are now better than in they used to be in school. Good choice, wuhu, w/e.

retard

He can't make a career out of Guitar hero.... That fatal1ty guy has made the most in the world off of games and he's made 250,000.... and he's the best in the world. (at least when it comes to winning prizes at tourneys)

The funniest bit

I'm surprised no one's mentioned that Guitar hero, as awesome as it is, is a fad that's going to go out eventually. No game series runs it's course that long and eventually they won't make more games, and then where will this kid be? With no other ambitions being cultivated at an actual school, he's more or less setting himself up for failure, 100% guaranteed.

I hope someone does a follow up on this story 10, 15 years down the road so we can see what happens to this kid.

Umm, I did mention

Umm, I did mention that--almost word for word =P *points upward*
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Phase 1: 21 Sacraments
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit!

1.Guitar

1.Guitar Hero
2.???
3.PROFIT!!!
4.???
5.FAIL!!!!!

Yay mention Alan Wake =)

Yay mention Alan Wake =) Maybe best finnish gaming company IMO

HAZE IS NOT A HORRIBLE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is playable. It´s just an average game. Whoever says it´s unlplayable has not played it.

It parents like this...

we have laws that prevent people from legally calling their child "Spermdumpster Smith" or "Satan Johnston".

Be a parent...not a best friend.

Have fun at the Wal-mart kid.