Today a woman has some trouble getting her credit card information onto the Wii, a new Soda's being released by Mnemosyne, and a Psychology professor at Kansas State University has some theories on self-esteem and video games.
Nice job on pronouncing Mnemosyne man, and it's kinda sad that people actually think you need to insert a credit card into the console. But hey, just proves breathing must be an involuntary action.
Submitted by roadkillblues on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:50pm.
Oh God... that beverage sounds epic!
and that lady is beyond words and finally, if you have weight issues chances are that some pull for a regimen is positive, excellent edition Destin i hope you had a great time with your family :D
Submitted by destructorv2 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:09pm.
and i also realize how awkward would anyone say when they even write bout tentacle grape here.
"i want tentacle grape so badly!!!" XD
that credit card thing, man... is she watching one simpson episode when Homer press the tab button on the keyboard and put his cup on the floppy disc area?
Submitted by Psykhophear on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:10pm.
How can a bitch be so stupid to slide not one or two but three credit cards into her Wii to make her purchases? It's so stupid you can see Destin trying not to laugh at the end of Hard News.
Tenticle Grape, huh? I'd love to get me some so I can dish out some Tenticle Grape myself... wait...
Darwin, Darwin, Darwin... So close, yet so far. Don't you know that dumb people still find a way thanks to natural adaption/dumb luck? Look at Soulja Boy. Explain him, genious!
Absolutely awesome hard news. The credit card thing floored me, plus the Jose bit was good too. But seriously, the credit card thing is absolute GOLD!!!
"Between believing a thing and thinking you know is only a small step and quickly taken."
Natural selection is to say that the course of highest fitness (the easiest life path that produces more offspring) is to be selected over other life paths when optimal. Since, it has been proven that "professional" people or people with a higher education are likly to only produce 1 to 2 children in a life time, and other not so educated people like hil'billies or trailor trash are expected to have anywhere from 3 to like 18 kids (like that show on tv), because they spend less time at work and more time copulating and producing more offspring. Now I'm not saying intelligence is hereditary, though I'm sure good genes help, but more than likely a person raised in a good enviroment by 2 intelligent beings is going to be smarter than a kid raised by two married cousins living in Arkansas(Just an example state)that are also taking care of 4 other kids. So, natural selection would tend to lean toward being more stupid than being smart, because as it turns out being stupid can produce more offspring and it is definitly easier than trying to achieve a high level of education.
This is the reason there are tons more Dumbshits out there, than there are Doctors, Lawyers, and Nuclear Physicists. (Though some of them are dumbasses too.)
Submitted by I_Love_Corey69 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:29pm.
It's the Jose Train Baby! That thing with the credit cards sounds just like something my grandma would do, No joke! I spent a good 20 minutes trying to show her how to work her DVD player the other day. Old people.. WOW!
Submitted by st0rmf1r3 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:15pm.
Dat is the funniest and stupidest thing i have heard in a while y would put not one but all ur credit cards in to the wii thinking dat dats how u pay for stuff omg someone should slap dat lady
X-BOX 360= "stormf1r3"
Submitted by HybridRain on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:19pm.
omg that really made me rofle hahahahahaha god first Jose's body and later the womans credit card???!!! man that was a funny way to almost end 2008 hahahahaha
Submitted by joeshadowman on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:49pm.
wow i've heard of stupid but what that lady did was so stupid that i have to come up with a word for it. cardtard= some one who doesn't know how to use a credit card.
Submitted by Slingshot24 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:04pm.
They should make another flavor in honor of the abused wii called credit card grape! Oh Wii, dont worry, it wasnt your fault.
A beautiful ending for 08'!
Great Job Destin!
~Stan
LOFL, just so everyone knows
LOFL, just so everyone knows that freeze frame was not planned at all.
Sure, sure...
We all believe you Destin... Wink...
Destin
You watched one of the videos didn't you? You look like you're losing a little weight. Congrats.
it's ok destin i wont judge
it's ok destin i wont judge your preferences :P
Wow. You have to really be
Wow. You have to really be self conscious to compare yourself to a video game character.
And hah at the credit card story. Really...Some people.
Tons of bitches!
Loved the bit with Jose.
Sure it wasn't
Nice job on pronouncing Mnemosyne man, and it's kinda sad that people actually think you need to insert a credit card into the console. But hey, just proves breathing must be an involuntary action.
Belpre, seriously?
Dang, I gotta get me some
Dang, I gotta get me some tentacle rape... I mean, tentacle grape soda right now!
Oh God... that beverage
Oh God... that beverage sounds epic!
and that lady is beyond words and finally, if you have weight issues chances are that some pull for a regimen is positive, excellent edition Destin i hope you had a great time with your family :D
Every singlre one of today's stories were hilarious!
Stupid people, joke novelty sodas, and oversensitivity FTW!
It is hard to believe some
It is hard to believe some people are really that stupid.
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely"
NICE!!
I can't believe someone would insert a credit card in the CD drive of a Wii!! we aren't there yet. That future maybe close but we aren't there yet.
The Internet, Proving Darwin Wrong one video at a time!
Jose= Mexican Cole Train
Ive suspected so for so long its all true!!!!!111!!!!!
Wow
i can't believe that lady tried to insert her credit card in her Wii,and that was a funny Jose bit,tons of bitches! lol
awesome drink!
and i also realize how awkward would anyone say when they even write bout tentacle grape here.
"i want tentacle grape so badly!!!" XD
that credit card thing, man... is she watching one simpson episode when Homer press the tab button on the keyboard and put his cup on the floppy disc area?
this is one of the best hard news!
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destructorv1.deviantart.com
O My Freaking God!
How can a bitch be so stupid to slide not one or two but three credit cards into her Wii to make her purchases? It's so stupid you can see Destin trying not to laugh at the end of Hard News.
Hard News Comment; 12-30-08
Tenticle Grape, huh? I'd love to get me some so I can dish out some Tenticle Grape myself... wait...
Darwin, Darwin, Darwin... So close, yet so far. Don't you know that dumb people still find a way thanks to natural adaption/dumb luck? Look at Soulja Boy. Explain him, genious!
But man, that poor woman... that poorer Wii...
Absolutely awesome hard
Absolutely awesome hard news. The credit card thing floored me, plus the Jose bit was good too. But seriously, the credit card thing is absolute GOLD!!!
"Between believing a thing and thinking you know is only a small step and quickly taken."
HAHA
Best episode of hard news of the year!
and hey maybe some tentacle (g)rape could help Jose with his body image.
that was amazing
great hard news episode today, got a few good laughs out of me.
C'mon jose you're the cole train of CoD 4 :).
Darwin's theory of natural selection i think is still a work in progress, i mean, look at some of the stories we hear on sidescrollers.
Actually, maybe he is right...
Natural selection is to say that the course of highest fitness (the easiest life path that produces more offspring) is to be selected over other life paths when optimal. Since, it has been proven that "professional" people or people with a higher education are likly to only produce 1 to 2 children in a life time, and other not so educated people like hil'billies or trailor trash are expected to have anywhere from 3 to like 18 kids (like that show on tv), because they spend less time at work and more time copulating and producing more offspring. Now I'm not saying intelligence is hereditary, though I'm sure good genes help, but more than likely a person raised in a good enviroment by 2 intelligent beings is going to be smarter than a kid raised by two married cousins living in Arkansas(Just an example state)that are also taking care of 4 other kids. So, natural selection would tend to lean toward being more stupid than being smart, because as it turns out being stupid can produce more offspring and it is definitly easier than trying to achieve a high level of education.
This is the reason there are tons more Dumbshits out there, than there are Doctors, Lawyers, and Nuclear Physicists. (Though some of them are dumbasses too.)
watch this movie
Watch the movie Idiocracy. (I think that's how it's spelled)
it shows the future of america
Kansas State
Kansas State should do a study about Hard News as well, seeing Destin's sexy self almost every day is affecting my self-image.
you just took the gt best of
you just took the gt best of 2008 intro for the self esteem report
Super Combo
4 hits
She put it in her wii,
She put it in her wii, facepalm
Sailor Moon FTW!
Now I feel like watching some episodes I have on DVD now.
Anyway yeah, Tentacle Grape, thats messed up. And the woman inserting credit cards into her Wii. Damn what a retard that woman was.
I think they're on to
I think they're on to something:
The World End With You nearly gave me an eating disorder!
Jose could use some acting
Jose could use some acting lessons, methinks.
As for self-esteem, Personally I feel pretty good about myself. If only I could get my skin a little clearer...
BEST
hahahaha probably the best Hard News yet! Couldn't stop laughing :P
Tentacle Grape... I'm sorry,
Tentacle Grape... I'm sorry, but... TENTACLE GRAPE?! X'D
A video review of Warcraft III Custom Maps over an hour long, featuring the popular map...
Defense of the Ancients: Allstars
GET DOWN ITS TENTACLE GRAPE OVER THERE!
1 of the funniest hard news' ever. But my god that person has to be stupid to insert her credit card into the front of the console.
It's the Jose Train Baby!
It's the Jose Train Baby! That thing with the credit cards sounds just like something my grandma would do, No joke! I spent a good 20 minutes trying to show her how to work her DVD player the other day. Old people.. WOW!
Wow.
Darwin snaps his fingers while saying "Dang missed one"
destine rules
haha putting credit card threw the cd in the wii what a dumb ass! ur great Destine u crack me up with unique and random news.
MMMMM Tentacle Grape!
Tastes Like Virgin Schoolgirls!
visit GammaPrimeGames.com
ROFL that!
I'm now starting to wanting to taste one of these
Best news day ever
Best news day ever
I rofl'd at Corey trying to
I rofl'd at Corey trying to shove in those credit cards into the Wii.
The Wii that looks great, cause of an awesome sticker.
Best response ever!
I was waiting for someone to say it. Best funny Hard News of 08!
Finally have a Wii and online!
Brawl Code: 3737-9909-1968
Kart Code: 2921-9519-4290
Still looking for a kickass Signature!
Let's not hope...
...that the colour of Tentacle Grape is pink... O.o
THE STORY
Dat is the funniest and stupidest thing i have heard in a while y would put not one but all ur credit cards in to the wii thinking dat dats how u pay for stuff omg someone should slap dat lady
X-BOX 360= "stormf1r3"
what did the wii say on the game screen
what did the wii say on the game screen lemme guess
"wtf is wrong with you"
omg that really made me
omg that really made me rofle hahahahahaha god first Jose's body and later the womans credit card???!!! man that was a funny way to almost end 2008 hahahahaha
What
Tentacle Grape that sounds really disturbing and disgusting. I want one!
you and me both man you and
you and me both man you and me both.
wow i've heard of stupid but
wow i've heard of stupid but what that lady did was so stupid that i have to come up with a word for it. cardtard= some one who doesn't know how to use a credit card.
Hahahaha
Hahahaha, almost bursts out in laughter at the end.
Poor Jose... :(
Credit Card Grape
They should make another flavor in honor of the abused wii called credit card grape! Oh Wii, dont worry, it wasnt your fault.
A beautiful ending for 08'!
Great Job Destin!
~Stan
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Whoever was filming Jose pseudo crying was in the mirror/in the shot. Anyway, tentacle grape soda... sounds painful.
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When did games stop being mainly for fun? Being back the fun!
fucking pathetic
i can't believe someone can be that stupid. it proves my theory that people are just getting stupider.