We have had some incredible eating challenges in the past- punches to the 'nads, a nugget snorted through the nose and of course Ben nearly dying. While the consequences may not have been as severe at the Iron-Man of Gaming, we may have found someone that can put Jose (complete with Sharpee 'stache) to shame in terms of packin' it away: 2007 g1 of the Year BirdmanTWIG. While we planned for the competition to be with Twinkies, we felt like upping the calorie intake...
Submitted by BirdmanTWIG on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 1:06am.
HYeah, I figured barfing would have sucked and I would not have wished cleaning that up on anyone.
Still, it was the classy way to go out, rather quit honorably and then lose without any consideration for others
Mike Dodd
Host / Executive Producer
This Week in Geek
Winner of Niagara College's 2007 GRAFFITI award for Best Specialty Show on 90.1 FM.
Submitted by bahamutdragons on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 12:29am.
Now that's what I call a heavy weight championship. Congrats to both competitors and remember: it's not about winning or losing, just about getting a free meal.
Submitted by BirdmanTWIG on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 1:15am.
It was nice for a free meal simply because travel can kill your wallet
I don't think I ate much for the rest of the IMOG after that
Infact, I have sworn off donuts and muffins for at least a year...
Just the smell now and eww...
Mike Dodd
Host / Executive Producer
This Week in Geek
Winner of Niagara College's 2007 GRAFFITI award for Best Specialty Show on 90.1 FM.
Is it strange for me to be craving donuts right now? Because I seriously want some donuts. The same thing happened after the Salsa contest. Even though I was grossed out, I wanted chips and salsa.
Submitted by Cyborcat on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 12:41pm.
'least I'm not the only one XD (as far as the donuts anyway--I've never been a fan of salsa, but even less so now =P)
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Phase 1: 21 Sacraments
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit!
Submitted by KevServo on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 2:56am.
This manages to be both revolting and asskickingly badass at the exact same time. Way to go, Jose. You have beaten a great game and prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes.
Submitted by Nobodywashere on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 6:35am.
I am no't suprisde Joes have like winning evry contest . when he beat stu but it was stues on loost becaus sortin that nugget but he bet Tom and Craig when he eat moore pizza slice than them.
They are, if you wanted something full of sugar that would guarantee some people getting sick, then you should have found the richest, sugar infused fudge for them to shove in their craw! Now THAT would have been fun.
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Where is she? Where is the soul-sucking She-Beast I call sweetums?
Submitted by SinSynn on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 11:11am.
change your name to birdmanSTUMP. TWIG just doesn't fit, for obvious reasons.
and do the rest of us G1's a favor- shorten up your signature ! 3 links ?!? winner of some dumb thing ?!? your name..it's too much and no one cares or is impressed.
please don't eat me.....
I honestly have better things to do than work out some fancy signature......
Awww, did I make fun of the fat guy ?
I'll just call you guys A, B and C
A- I'm a tool? Your mom's a tool. Blow me.
B- Lemme guess, you sit in front of your computer all day refreshing this page-in between IM's telling your little cyberfriends to log on and see your 15 minutes- and drinking Mountain Dew. Aren't all these replies cutting into your World of Warcraft time ?
C- I made special time, just for you. Dick.
That will be all, girls.
Submitted by Cyborcat on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 12:46pm.
He gave up because he was about to throw up. Just because a person is overweight doesn't necessarily mean they can eat a lot in one sitting.
Consider the fact that the people who win those hotdog eating competitions are usually skinny little guys--there must be a reason for it.
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Phase 1: 21 Sacraments
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit!
Submitted by PoisonRamune on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 4:48pm.
Being thinner has an advantage in an eating contest, as your gut can stretch without a layer of fat restricting it. I know from first hand experiences as I'm 5' 8" and 130-135 lbs and can out eat my fatter friends (aren't you glad I didn't say eat out my friends?)... Plus, size isn't a good indication of eating capacity as a lot of my friends that are heavier, gained their weight from eating "bad stuff" at each meal rather than just constantly gorging themselves as you would think.
someone should say it. and since americans love to be fat and overly pc, the european guy will (me). don't see how a eating competition with two clinically obese men is entertainment. if craig was any sort of friend to jose he wouldnt help him eat himself into a early grave.
look at the fat guys scarf down donuts, yeah..hahaha, its gonna stop being funny really fucking fast at some point for these two guys. i can guarantee it.
Submitted by digitaldebaser on Sat, 07/05/2008 - 11:58pm.
Australians like to be fat to according to records. Why don't you preach to them as well?
The real fact of the matter, my misinformed friend, is that eating contests happen with people of all shapes and sizes. A small Japanese man held a world record for quite some time.
Also, don't let the fact that Mike Dodd is Canadian get in the way of your theory.
Submitted by HighSchool Ben on Sun, 07/06/2008 - 10:36am.
Just cause there's more people in America, therefore having more fat people, as well as more skinny people, moderate people, and cool people, doesn't mean you can just bash everyone here.
Seriously, I hate these anti-American crap comments so please shut it. And BTW Dukky, it's not like Craig forces Jose into eating contests every day. Jose voluntarily creates them, just like Nick and me created the Salsa challenge, and Jose challenged Stu to chicken nuggets and Craig and Tom to pizza. Craig's just the host, buddy.
Anyway, I should note that this is Jose's first video he's edited that doesn't involve 99% game footage and focuses on a story line, and it turned out pretty well. Good job Jose!
Epic
That was awsome
fir... what a letdown who
fir...
what a letdown
who gives up nowadays
He kicked my ass I could'nt
He kicked my ass
I could'nt do it anymore, I was so close to throwing up
Still, he is the eating champ
Mike Dodd
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This Week in Geek
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aaaaw
Good try anyways. Go train and get him next year xD
Dam Bro
Should Of Thrown Up Lol but good job bro maybe neext year
ill try to go this tyme and challenge him
dunt worry
we still louv ya... sort of... lol >_o
what happend to the
what happend to the twinkies??
They thoughy that was too
They thoughy that was too easy.
Congrats, you beat a hung
Congrats, you beat a hung over diabetic
LOL
Still Jose, good damned matched
Mike Dodd
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Yeah, I was with you the
Yeah, I was with you the night before. I know you had to be hung-over at least. You just had to keep drinking and saying PooP every five seconds...
It made people laugh and I
It made people laugh and I giggled like a school girl
Even without the hangover I think Jose would have pwn'ed me
Mike Dodd
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Wait are you diabetic
If that's the case i don't think all those donuts are going to help you.
I had my meds and hadnt
I had my meds and hadnt eaten alot from the bus trip down
Traveling usually means eat very little and save money
Don't worry guys, I was fine and ready for the comp
Minus the hang over
Mike Dodd
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Were they suppose eat all
Were they suppose eat all those donuts and 2 things are which look like muffins?
At the last minute it got
At the last minute it got changed to donuts and muffins
It was evil and sadistic...
Mike Dodd
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>_> Muffins?!?!
hahaha "we don't have enough donuts!!" "...THEN GET SOME MUFFINS PRONTO!!" XD
Haha yeah srsly anyone else
Haha yeah srsly anyone else notice the muffins?
interesting
wow thats pritty awsome
I felt so sick after that,
I felt so sick after that, seriously thought I would hurl
LOL
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Smart Move!
its better to quit then to puke in a large audience! i would've done the same thing
HYeah, I figured barfing
HYeah, I figured barfing would have sucked and I would not have wished cleaning that up on anyone.
Still, it was the classy way to go out, rather quit honorably and then lose without any consideration for others
Mike Dodd
Host / Executive Producer
This Week in Geek
Winner of Niagara College's 2007 GRAFFITI award for Best Specialty Show on 90.1 FM.
Website: www.thisweekingeek.net
Personal Blog: www.birdmanofsteel.com
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weak, no one even puked, or
weak, no one even puked, or passed out.
Birdman, that has to be the
Birdman, that has to be the line of 2008. lmao. Good job though. Seeing this kind've made me full in some strange manner.
"Congrats, you beat a hung over diabetic"
That's gotta be a on a tshirt lmao
-8-bit since '86
LMAO! If I made a bumper
LMAO!
If I made a bumper sticker that would be it.
Seriously that morning was so rough, this is what I get though.
I`ll get my rematch some day....and this time I`ll win.
Mike Dodd
Host / Executive Producer
This Week in Geek
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Awesome!
They are doing IMOG videos now. Its about time!
Congrats to Birdman for trying
Congrates to Birdman for trying I realy thought he was going to win but comon he was against Jose he,s eaten Ben like two times already.
Ohh man.
Jose...Wi-nner?
It happened ohh hell yeah it happened.
Also the Donkey Kong Country Music was hilarious.
José rules!
eres la pura neta Pepe.
No one can with the mexican power!!
greetings from veracruz..
Good effort
Congrats Jose...good try Birdman,
This was Epic!
Moderation
Eating in Moderation FAIL!
Good try Birdman!
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Now that's what I call a
Now that's what I call a heavy weight championship. Congrats to both competitors and remember: it's not about winning or losing, just about getting a free meal.
It was nice for a free meal
It was nice for a free meal simply because travel can kill your wallet
I don't think I ate much for the rest of the IMOG after that
Infact, I have sworn off donuts and muffins for at least a year...
Just the smell now and eww...
Mike Dodd
Host / Executive Producer
This Week in Geek
Winner of Niagara College's 2007 GRAFFITI award for Best Specialty Show on 90.1 FM.
Website: www.thisweekingeek.net
Personal Blog: www.birdmanofsteel.com
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Is it strange for me to be
Is it strange for me to be craving donuts right now? Because I seriously want some donuts. The same thing happened after the Salsa contest. Even though I was grossed out, I wanted chips and salsa.
WEIRD.
'least I'm not the only one
'least I'm not the only one XD (as far as the donuts anyway--I've never been a fan of salsa, but even less so now =P)
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Phase 1: 21 Sacraments
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit!
WoW!!! B. is diabetic?!
Holy... crap... you're one big balled guy, Birdman... Sure Jose is the winner, but you surely have bigger bllz than him.
Kinda like how I say on
Kinda like how I say on TWIG, Living Free and dying hard :)
Thanks though :)
I like to think it takes brass to take on the big mexican himself
Still from one brown brother to another, it was fun to compete against him.
Mike Dodd
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Kinda like how I say on
Whoops a double post here.
It was even better live...
Mega Man 3 music came on at just the perfect time...
kudos to birdman
you gotta have some stones to take on jose. Respect to Birdman even if he failed.
Twinkies
I wanted to see the Twinkies more,or a cereal eating contest
Even Joey Chessnut
would lose to the awesomeness of both Jose and Birdman.
Yeah twinkies :(.
Yeah twinkies :(.
Donkey Kong Country!!!
That music brings back memories =)
and Jose finally wins!!! WOOO!!! lolololololololololololol @ his sharpie mustache
Wow.
This manages to be both revolting and asskickingly badass at the exact same time. Way to go, Jose. You have beaten a great game and prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes.
Viva Jose.
There will be a day. ..
When Jose loses! THERE WILL!
Miicheeaaaalllllll
Miicheeaaaalllllll noooooo!
I believed in you :P
oh well, birdman. you tried.
oh well, birdman. you tried. you did right to give up instead of giving everybody there a hint on what you've eaten lately.
I am no't suprisde Joes have
I am no't suprisde Joes have like winning evry contest . when he beat stu but it was stues on loost becaus sortin that nugget but he bet Tom and Craig when he eat moore pizza slice than them.
I have read this comment 5
I have read this comment 5 times and I still have no idea what he is trying to say.
wow
i didn,t know that jos could it donuts so fast one secnd it was ten thenext it was three.
Holy cow.. just seeing these
Holy cow.. just seeing these two duel to the donut.
I wonder if anyone had a stomach ache right after. Phew.
Congrats Jose!
Did Kobyashi not come to
Did Kobyashi not come to Ironman?
Doughnuts are for pussies!
They are, if you wanted something full of sugar that would guarantee some people getting sick, then you should have found the richest, sugar infused fudge for them to shove in their craw! Now THAT would have been fun.
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Where is she? Where is the soul-sucking She-Beast I call sweetums?
(No subject)
next time
do a cheese bread eating contest
change that name
change your name to birdmanSTUMP. TWIG just doesn't fit, for obvious reasons.
and do the rest of us G1's a favor- shorten up your signature ! 3 links ?!? winner of some dumb thing ?!? your name..it's too much and no one cares or is impressed.
please don't eat me.....
I honestly have better things to do than work out some fancy signature......
SinSynn is a Tool
Dude get a life. Leave the guy alone.
Ah, it comes with the job I
Ah, it comes with the job I suppose.
still, thanks for the defence, I appreciate it :)
Mike Dodd
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This Week in Geek
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But I guess you do have time
But I guess you do have time to flame and be a jackass.
line up and suck it
Awww, did I make fun of the fat guy ?
I'll just call you guys A, B and C
A- I'm a tool? Your mom's a tool. Blow me.
B- Lemme guess, you sit in front of your computer all day refreshing this page-in between IM's telling your little cyberfriends to log on and see your 15 minutes- and drinking Mountain Dew. Aren't all these replies cutting into your World of Warcraft time ?
C- I made special time, just for you. Dick.
That will be all, girls.
I'd think the same of you
I'd think the same of you considering it's a video game website and all. Either way, enjoy warning #2.
Jose, please shave.
Jose, please shave.
Why did he give up?
I mean cmon... I could have eaten more and Im not fat!
He gave up because he was
He gave up because he was about to throw up. Just because a person is overweight doesn't necessarily mean they can eat a lot in one sitting.
Consider the fact that the people who win those hotdog eating competitions are usually skinny little guys--there must be a reason for it.
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Phase 1: 21 Sacraments
Phase 2: ...
Phase 3: Profit!
Actually...
Being thinner has an advantage in an eating contest, as your gut can stretch without a layer of fat restricting it. I know from first hand experiences as I'm 5' 8" and 130-135 lbs and can out eat my fatter friends (aren't you glad I didn't say eat out my friends?)... Plus, size isn't a good indication of eating capacity as a lot of my friends that are heavier, gained their weight from eating "bad stuff" at each meal rather than just constantly gorging themselves as you would think.
Enjoy
your heartattack at age 30. When is the last time these guys saw their dicks? Seriously, time to lose some god damn weight. STOP EATING!
While it is fairly obvious
While it is fairly obvious that they need to lose weight, this isn't appropriate at all. Enjoy your warning.
well
someone should say it. and since americans love to be fat and overly pc, the european guy will (me). don't see how a eating competition with two clinically obese men is entertainment. if craig was any sort of friend to jose he wouldnt help him eat himself into a early grave.
look at the fat guys scarf down donuts, yeah..hahaha, its gonna stop being funny really fucking fast at some point for these two guys. i can guarantee it.
stop the eating contests.
Here we go...
Australians like to be fat to according to records. Why don't you preach to them as well?
The real fact of the matter, my misinformed friend, is that eating contests happen with people of all shapes and sizes. A small Japanese man held a world record for quite some time.
Also, don't let the fact that Mike Dodd is Canadian get in the way of your theory.
Just cause there's more
Just cause there's more people in America, therefore having more fat people, as well as more skinny people, moderate people, and cool people, doesn't mean you can just bash everyone here.
Seriously, I hate these anti-American crap comments so please shut it. And BTW Dukky, it's not like Craig forces Jose into eating contests every day. Jose voluntarily creates them, just like Nick and me created the Salsa challenge, and Jose challenged Stu to chicken nuggets and Craig and Tom to pizza. Craig's just the host, buddy.
Anyway, I should note that this is Jose's first video he's edited that doesn't involve 99% game footage and focuses on a story line, and it turned out pretty well. Good job Jose!