Coming off some ridiculous FPS battles at this year's Iron-Man, Jose is here to hook you up with some great puntos for a game with big guns and aliens. Take some notes cause school is in session.
Submitted by Zack Fair on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 7:42am.
The intro was sweet and just droppin Haze right in the middle was pretty funny. God, my brother uses that grenade trick all the time, always brags about it too, but Jose, you didn't talk about RBR or BXB....wait, do they still work in halo3? Don't call me a noob, I've been meaning to get a 360, I'm just poor! *dives into fallout shelter*
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yeah pretty much. Halo doesn't bring anything new to the table. People just think they invented online FPS, when PC games have been doing it for years and with more options.
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Submitted by Meth2M1LL10N on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 9:51pm.
Plus, Bungie, with Marathon, pretty well DID invent online FPSs, and even though it was on the Macintosh, the Marathon series was released way before Quake so I think it still deserves the honor. And to add another plus to that, Marathon 2: Durandal, which featured a crapload more multiplayer options than the first installment, has been released on Xbox Live Arcade as of this year.
"We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it."
~Egon
Submitted by NESgamer on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 2:59am.
Not Mariachi actually...more like banda. Anyway it's cool, it fits somehow haha.
I got spoiled with the "don't buy haze" comments, but hey it was a cool vid, i'm expecting more puntos. Craig's voice (guess?) is fucking insane haha "numerooo unooo!".
Submitted by gelillo21 on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 3:23am.
The intro was,is and forever will be the shit. It is really too awesome to describe. Damn Haze sucks, Halo is better, I love Jose's Puntos, and that song slaps my face off.
As popular as Halo may be, when you served up CoD 4 strategy I thought you were awesomely awesome. But now I know you are truly another Halo fanboy and that makes me want to pee my pants in sadness.
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
Its totally a failed system when it outsells the Xbox 360 in every region but North America and is closing the gap very quickly. Fanboyism running rampant.
PS3 has no games. Whenever you go to GameStop and see the 90+ different games on display for the console that is all an illusion. Uncharted, RaC, MGS4, HS, Warhawk, Resistance, NG: Sigma, Folklore, GT5P, and MotorStorm are just games that have videos but no one can play them. /cease sarcasm.
Craig, Destin, and Jose are usually the ones who bash the PS3 and the only one I really believe is a 360 fanboy is Jose. Craig and Destin have bashed all consoles and it is just obvious to me that it is in all good fun to point out each consoles' faults.
I don't see Jose as a hardcore gamer and hence I can understand why he is a 360 fanboy. He prefers FPS games and has no love for multiple genres or classic games. Still he's a cool person on the usual and seemed pretty decent in CoD although i'm pretty positive I could own him any day. However yeh the PS3 bashing is getting tiring from him at this point and in the way he does it, it is unprofessional.
Submitted by Freiteez on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 8:06pm.
screwattack is about gaming. You should take a survey and see who actually bought a ps3 for gaming.
you will soon find out that over 50% bought it for a blu ray player. Some dont even know that it plays games(worked at blockbuster, i would know. alot of dumb people out there)
its the same as ps2...half of the ps2's life was people buying it for a cheap dvd player and then people started to buy it when they had hundreds of games for it. Its the same reason they are STILL making ps2 games cause no one is buying ps3 games
especially haze
great video Jose. Halo pwns
p.s. since its futuristic shooters, you should of had time splitters from the last gen consoles. that game was awesome...they should make a next gen(or current gen?) timesplitters
I tried the demo of Haze and I didn't think it was bad in fact I had a lot of fun kicking that demos ass. What is everyones problem with it. :(
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
I didn't get to play it much, I was at a friends house when I tried it. It wasn't bad but it's not the absolute amazing game that people were hyping up before launch. Now seeing those people go on about Haze sucking and how they knew all along that it was going to, just makes me laugh my ass off. But yeah Haze isn't THAT bad, It's probably one of the better shooters that came out as of late.
Submitted by crimsonchin on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 1:01pm.
Nice one Jose, loved it. You are a pro. Keep 'em coming.
Also you might be glad to know that "Haxx" is now officially part of my vocabulary for when the game cheats, or when life cheats. I even got some people saying it who'd never been to ScrewAttack.
Hope I'm not the only one gettung a bit tired of Jose's behavoiour sometimes? Often he is pretty cool, but often he just behaves like some random teenage fanboy.
Haze's singleplayer is crap, but the multiplayer is actually decent. Not as good as Halo 3, but if someone wants to make a video bashing it; then bash the singleplayer.
in a few years we'll all be jammin' on our PS3's and laughing about the time we wasted playing....that nintendo thing. what wuz it called??? you know...the thing with the gimmicky controller?? ah, forget it amd put on Metal Gear Solid 5:Snake's clone's clone.
Never, EVER sleep on Sony. They're coming. MGS 4 was just the warning shot.
I honestly have better things to do than work out some fancy signature......
Submitted by Jigglysaint on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 7:26pm.
The main reason for me why the PS3 sucks is that you need to be rich or go into debt to own one of those things. At least with the wii it is somewhat more affordable. If I save $50 for 6 months I could own a wii, but to get a PS3 I'd have to save for at least 2 years.
Better graphics is just not worth all the time it takes for you to bend over and get butt-poon'd by the banks.
What the hell are you talking about? The system is 399.99. There were recent promotions where when you bought one, you got a 100 dollar gift card. Also if you REALLY wanted to get cheap, you could have used a Sony Card and got another 100 dollars off. 200 bucks for the system, last week, if you thought about it. FUD.
Submitted by DarkestFlame on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:47pm.
dont insult haze just because its not halo 3. Its a good game and just cause its not as good as halo doesnt make it bad. p.s. xbox live is full of 13 year old douch bags XD
Finally he reports on a game that takes more than camping skills...
HAZE!!!!!
Well Halo 3 really and for starters I could RAPE Jose soooo bad at this... he mentioned Generals but is he a General himself... I assume not because I think his cockyness would get the best of him and make him brag a little... like me I AM GENERAL HEAR ME ROAR!!!
I would OWN you Jose!!!
Time for you to feel My Bawls in yo Face!!!
Best one yet.
I think this is the best so far and the new intro for it is great.
Yeah this one was awesome....
The intro was sweet and just droppin Haze right in the middle was pretty funny. God, my brother uses that grenade trick all the time, always brags about it too, but Jose, you didn't talk about RBR or BXB....wait, do they still work in halo3? Don't call me a noob, I've been meaning to get a 360, I'm just poor! *dives into fallout shelter*
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I found an easter egg :o and i really hope lawlaser dosn't stick as a name for that gun :/
but it would be halarious if it really shot lol's
and i love the new intro
Loco Jose
Cool vid
but Im wondering...
Is that laser ripped off from a rail gun?
yeah pretty much. Halo
yeah pretty much. Halo doesn't bring anything new to the table. People just think they invented online FPS, when PC games have been doing it for years and with more options.
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Fanboy
Way to be a PC Fanboy. Its not about who did it first, its about who does it best.
He's right, you know...
Plus, Bungie, with Marathon, pretty well DID invent online FPSs, and even though it was on the Macintosh, the Marathon series was released way before Quake so I think it still deserves the honor. And to add another plus to that, Marathon 2: Durandal, which featured a crapload more multiplayer options than the first installment, has been released on Xbox Live Arcade as of this year.
"We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it."
~Egon
This is the best one so
This is the best one so far.. And now I will never buy Haze.
>:(
Haze is a great game!
Nope
I heared it sucked obi one's dick
OBI-WAN in vain
How dare you use Obi-Wan's name in vain.
TopGun
diggin the
Mariachi Music, I think you should change the song to los tigres del norte! haha or Vicente Fernandez...
what is the name of the song that you use in the background?
Not Mariachi actually...more
Not Mariachi actually...more like banda. Anyway it's cool, it fits somehow haha.
I got spoiled with the "don't buy haze" comments, but hey it was a cool vid, i'm expecting more puntos. Craig's voice (guess?) is fucking insane haha "numerooo unooo!".
lulz ensued.
jose, you is teh man!
Great episode. Im pretty glad you put haze in its place. While Halo is not my favorite game it really dose pwn haze.
Please moar?
kthxbye
Jared and Dom
lol Jared and Dom said, "don't buy Haze" too
Aww but i wanna know some haze strategy
Just kidding, i didnt even get the game. XD great job! man, the laser gets too popular it hurts . But thats the fun.
Greatness
The intro was,is and forever will be the shit. It is really too awesome to describe. Damn Haze sucks, Halo is better, I love Jose's Puntos, and that song slaps my face off.
LUL LAZORZ!!!!!
didn't see that one coming...
Nice
This is awesome, never bothered to play haze anyway alot of people told me it sucks.
ha, at first i was "wtf why
ha, at first i was "wtf why would Jose play a crap game," than halo came on.
Wait, so when did he start
Wait, so when did he start playing a good game?
Ive been meaning to get my
Ive been meaning to get my skill up on the lolazer for a while.
Jose Why must you break my heart
As popular as Halo may be, when you served up CoD 4 strategy I thought you were awesomely awesome. But now I know you are truly another Halo fanboy and that makes me want to pee my pants in sadness.
So?
What does it matter if he gives tips on Halo 3? It isn't a bad game, has decent multiplayer, and a lot of people enjoy it.
lolazor
lolazorz >>>>>> Haze
nice
jose you tricky bastard haha
HAXX
lol great episode, and love the new opening. I was like "Haze wtf, why would you be playing that"... guess you showed me.
lol l4z0rd
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pure genius
This Sucks
Useless junk. Jose you suck.
Wow good input there. There
Wow good input there.
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
I needs me a 360 and a copy
I needs me a 360 and a copy of Halo 3 just for some Lolazorz.
love the new intro
Jose aweseome now I know not to buy haze p.s I don't own a PS3
Hilarious!
Stupid PS3... Great puntos for all the noobs of halo. Jose you rock!
Get in!
Great video, jummped out my seat when I saw that you used my Jose picture :D Big ups Screwattack!
Quit with the PS3 bashing already...
Seriously, I own both consoles. This PS3 bashing is getting old and is really unprofessional.
Deal with it. The Ps3 is
Deal with it. The Ps3 is pretty much a failed system. And haze... Sucks.
Its totally a failed system ..... moron
Its totally a failed system when it outsells the Xbox 360 in every region but North America and is closing the gap very quickly. Fanboyism running rampant.
its only outselling the 360
because everyone already owns a ps3 anyone with common sense could figure that out
the PS3 does not fail
If it failed would it still sell and already sold 7,000,000 units? Fuck no. And Haze...kicks ass. No I am not a fanboy you are, KingRanger.
Its sad when Screwattack
Its sad when Screwattack lets these flamboyant comments run rampant about PS3 sucking.
Dude
PS3 has no games. Whenever you go to GameStop and see the 90+ different games on display for the console that is all an illusion. Uncharted, RaC, MGS4, HS, Warhawk, Resistance, NG: Sigma, Folklore, GT5P, and MotorStorm are just games that have videos but no one can play them. /cease sarcasm.
Craig, Destin, and Jose are usually the ones who bash the PS3 and the only one I really believe is a 360 fanboy is Jose. Craig and Destin have bashed all consoles and it is just obvious to me that it is in all good fun to point out each consoles' faults.
I don't see Jose as a hardcore gamer and hence I can understand why he is a 360 fanboy. He prefers FPS games and has no love for multiple genres or classic games. Still he's a cool person on the usual and seemed pretty decent in CoD although i'm pretty positive I could own him any day. However yeh the PS3 bashing is getting tiring from him at this point and in the way he does it, it is unprofessional.
take a survey
screwattack is about gaming. You should take a survey and see who actually bought a ps3 for gaming.
you will soon find out that over 50% bought it for a blu ray player. Some dont even know that it plays games(worked at blockbuster, i would know. alot of dumb people out there)
its the same as ps2...half of the ps2's life was people buying it for a cheap dvd player and then people started to buy it when they had hundreds of games for it. Its the same reason they are STILL making ps2 games cause no one is buying ps3 games
especially haze
great video Jose. Halo pwns
p.s. since its futuristic shooters, you should of had time splitters from the last gen consoles. that game was awesome...they should make a next gen(or current gen?) timesplitters
So much FUD in this post.
So much FUD in this post.
Well
make more awesome pics and I might use them in more of my vids.
WTF?
I tried the demo of Haze and I didn't think it was bad in fact I had a lot of fun kicking that demos ass. What is everyones problem with it. :(
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
LEAVE THE PSTRIPLE ALONE
Actually no, that was the funniest part of the video.
La Botaa, La Botaaa, La BOOOOOOOOTA!
HAHAHAHA excellent section Jose. Never EVER change the music for this vids!
GoD u love FPS
that all u play right? lol btw i can kick your ass in Gears of War
Puntos rules
The Puntos just gets better and better.
I didn't mind Haze
I didn't get to play it much, I was at a friends house when I tried it. It wasn't bad but it's not the absolute amazing game that people were hyping up before launch. Now seeing those people go on about Haze sucking and how they knew all along that it was going to, just makes me laugh my ass off. But yeah Haze isn't THAT bad, It's probably one of the better shooters that came out as of late.
lol, dont buy Haze....
Its funny because it is true...zing
Nice!
Nice one Jose, loved it. You are a pro. Keep 'em coming.
Also you might be glad to know that "Haxx" is now officially part of my vocabulary for when the game cheats, or when life cheats. I even got some people saying it who'd never been to ScrewAttack.
Hope I'm not the only one
Hope I'm not the only one gettung a bit tired of Jose's behavoiour sometimes? Often he is pretty cool, but often he just behaves like some random teenage fanboy.
Haze's singleplayer is crap, but the multiplayer is actually decent. Not as good as Halo 3, but if someone wants to make a video bashing it; then bash the singleplayer.
Hahaha!! ScrewAttack's new
Hahaha!! ScrewAttack's new moto should be "Administering tough love to PS3 fanboys EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY"
Yeah and its getting quite
Yeah and its getting quite old. If Jose should review a game, why not Metal Gear Online?
Well...
It's not a FPS.
And it's not on 360, so his playing MGO relys on someone else letting him use their MGO account.
Re: the PS3 bashing
in a few years we'll all be jammin' on our PS3's and laughing about the time we wasted playing....that nintendo thing. what wuz it called??? you know...the thing with the gimmicky controller?? ah, forget it amd put on Metal Gear Solid 5:Snake's clone's clone.
Never, EVER sleep on Sony. They're coming. MGS 4 was just the warning shot.
I honestly have better things to do than work out some fancy signature......
The main reason for me why
The main reason for me why the PS3 sucks is that you need to be rich or go into debt to own one of those things. At least with the wii it is somewhat more affordable. If I save $50 for 6 months I could own a wii, but to get a PS3 I'd have to save for at least 2 years.
Better graphics is just not worth all the time it takes for you to bend over and get butt-poon'd by the banks.
What the hell are you
What the hell are you talking about? The system is 399.99. There were recent promotions where when you bought one, you got a 100 dollar gift card. Also if you REALLY wanted to get cheap, you could have used a Sony Card and got another 100 dollars off. 200 bucks for the system, last week, if you thought about it. FUD.
Jigglysaint...ARE YOU BLIND!
The PS3 costs $399 now. If you were paying atention instead of fanboying you'd have noticed.
hhahaha fuck haze
hhahaha fuck haze
pfft
dont insult haze just because its not halo 3. Its a good game and just cause its not as good as halo doesnt make it bad. p.s. xbox live is full of 13 year old douch bags XD
not a big halo fan but i
not a big halo fan but i will try out the tips
Viva La LOLAZOR!
The meme continues!....
Honestly, I was expecting a Russo-esqe swerve with Haze as the titlecard...
....and PS3 fanboys.....please try not to get offended so easily.....
I Can Rape The Crap Out Of Jose In Halo
Finally he reports on a game that takes more than camping skills...
HAZE!!!!!
Well Halo 3 really and for starters I could RAPE Jose soooo bad at this... he mentioned Generals but is he a General himself... I assume not because I think his cockyness would get the best of him and make him brag a little... like me I AM GENERAL HEAR ME ROAR!!!
I would OWN you Jose!!!
Time for you to feel My Bawls in yo Face!!!
Ehh
Whatever lol
dont get me wrong (im a xbox fanboy), but...
... i actuly thinks that haze is a good game, offcourse Cod 4 and Halo 3 is better but haze is good to
Missing the point
The point here is.... I will beat that ass in some Halo 3, or Haze, or CoD4, or definitely some CS:S.
"Mah bawls in yo face!"
edit - LMAO! Jose changed my sig, classic Jose...
Jose is the man, he lolazered my house down.... =(