With the Iron-Man around the corner we ran into a problem... we needed the games for the event! When we have a need there's really only one person to turn to: Metal Gear Ben.
Submitted by Zack Fair on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 11:24am.
Duh! You could fit a house in that thing, lololololol old jokes are hilarious!!!1111......ha. This really did need more boxage though. we want box! we want box! we want box!
Submitted by minivuvu on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 1:04am.
OMG rofl ding dong with chili sauce on unicorn butts! Jose's first face was freakin hilarious! ;d
i need to post that face everywhere now. so people help me spread some Jose... well i guess that isn't much work to do.. but hey stick it http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/165/9/6/Jose_Gonna_Rape_You_by_minivuvu.jpg on your bg on a website or something.
oh i just keep busting out laughing every time i look at it.. sigh "must breath"
Submitted by Animeplayer on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 2:09am.
He was doing Raiden's part when he had to wear the enemies uniform to enter the location of the hostages.
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Submitted by XXplosive on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 2:12am.
We should get Jose to a Denny's Bar and buy him a 6 pound burger to see if he can finally get full and to stop him from eating Ben and other people...Cannibalism is bad
Submitted by HighSchool Ben on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 8:40am.
they use a different game exchange, actually. This is the GX that's personally sponsering the Iron-Man. You'll see them there if you're going. They're pretty awesome folks!
I liked how the employees all look the same...yes I know they were played by the same person, but I wonder...was this done because only one person would do it, or to mock how every guard looks exactly the same in most MGS games. Hahaha, I hope it's the later, cause that would be too funny!
Submitted by jackaroo on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 4:46am.
Damn you dont get stores like that here in spain. I wish you did. Great clip of the week though. I love metal gear ben. He is awesome. You should have him eat jose in the next one lol.
Submitted by HighSchool Ben on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 8:47am.
I'm not sure of the exact term, but it's an independent franchise or something like that, so each store is managed by different people. There are 2 GXCs around here, as far as I know, and one of them is crammed and messy and in the end kind of a joke, and the other is organized and clean with cool employees and in the end pretty dang awesome! And they sell skateboards.
Of course, we're lucky to have befriended and be sponsered by the awesome one! ;)
Submitted by RanHakubi on Sat, 06/14/2008 - 10:26am.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, Ben. The reason why I asked is because I haven't really had any good experiences with the GXC's here in my neck of the woods.
Glad you have been able to get in tight with the good one.
Now I just need to find out about Movie Trading Company and if they are cool or if they suck hardcore. They are actually owned by the company I work for, Vintage Stock.
Wouldn't it have been awesome if Jesus was a Batman level ninja?
just to clarify, "our" Game X Change and the other crappy, unorganized one that smells like wet feet are not owned by the same company. They just happen to have similar names. The crappy store is "Game Exchange" while the kick ass store is "Game X Change". Don't get the two mixed up. You'll regret it if you do. :)
yay cilp of the weeek
yay cilp of the weeek
NOOOOOO
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HAHAH Jose that was funny
HAHAH Jose that was funny
Epic!
I wonder if Ben is actually filling. Does Jose need a second meal after he eats Ben?
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Jose...
He ate BEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!11111eleven....
OMG!
Games AND skateboards?!? that store is like HEAVEN
like...
Do you mean...
OUTER heaven?
Ohohoho
that one's a knee slapper.
lol
lol that made me chuckle
--Rastagabz-- lol very nice,
--Rastagabz--
lol very nice, just for Metal Gear fans
and a knee slapper with no question
Uh-oh...
I totally LOL LAZOR'ed when Ben ran into Jose. Greatness.
That was the best part!
That was the best part!
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That is hands down...
The best clip of the week I have ever seen. Im about to hit up my 3rd time watching it.
Metal Gear Ben Pwns awesome.
screw metal gear solid
screw metal gear solid 4!!!
i want metal gear ben!!!
Needs more Cardboard Box
Needs more Cardboard Box
Agreed
Maybe if they do another installment soon it will. But its a game store, what's he gonna fit in? A Wii Fit display box?
Haha, that would be a
Haha, that would be a perfect hiding place, Jose would never lift it!
Xbox box....
Duh! You could fit a house in that thing, lololololol old jokes are hilarious!!!1111......ha. This really did need more boxage though. we want box! we want box! we want box!
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OMG ROFL...
OMG rofl ding dong with chili sauce on unicorn butts! Jose's first face was freakin hilarious! ;d
i need to post that face everywhere now. so people help me spread some Jose... well i guess that isn't much work to do.. but hey stick it http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/165/9/6/Jose_Gonna_Rape_You_by_minivuvu.jpg on your bg on a website or something.
oh i just keep busting out laughing every time i look at it.. sigh "must breath"
Metal Gear Ben 2: n00bs Of Liberty
Better camera and editing work, but more importantly...
NO RAIDEN!
lawl
3P1C 45 H3LL!!!
Ben... OMG WHAT HAPPENED!?
Ben? BEN! BEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Ben is awesome, always go to game exchange to get games... and see the same workers walking around... over an over again, AWESOMENESS!
Great clip, great Metal Gear Ben 2, besides... anyone notice that it was the same guy three times!? HA ha, funny!
Keep up da goood worck, metal gear ben!
*digged it!*
:O
I think Jose just ruined Iron-Man of Gaming.
MGB
Metal Gear Ben episodes should totally be a usual segment on Screwattack- they're friggin' hilarious!
oh yes
i wholeheartedly agree
hahaha
eaten again
Great!
Love the clip, though the whole mission looked more like a Hitman mission with the disguise and everything.
Raiden's disguise
He was doing Raiden's part when he had to wear the enemies uniform to enter the location of the hostages.
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Fuck yeah! I want more Metal Gear Ben!!!!
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Jose and eating
We should get Jose to a Denny's Bar and buy him a 6 pound burger to see if he can finally get full and to stop him from eating Ben and other people...Cannibalism is bad
Aww if there was an alternate ending...
It should be High School Ben giving Jose a purple nurple, pushes him down (If he could), then running away. Lol! That would be hilarious!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jose why must you eeat ben... twice!
I never realized Jose was
I never realized Jose was that big or Ben was that small. Height wise, not downstairs wise. Although Destin's mum can say whether Jose is big.
Actually,
I was kinda squatting real low when I did that. I come up to around Jose's chin.
But all successful super secret stealth agents need to be short, right?
I sort of agree with that
I sort of agree with that because Snake is only 6'1"!
I think you,Ben are taller then Snake lol
Ha!
LOFL. Well played sir. Well played.
I'm only joking Destin, Just
I'm only joking Destin, Just giving some people a laugh
I see what you did there...
I see what you did there... Ben with a powerglove eh?*cough* Old school.*cough*
LOOOVE IT!
The looping of the music at the end was a funny touch.
I wonder...
I wonder if Craig (or any1 from Screwattack) runs into Tom Liz or Mickey at GameXChange
they use a different game
they use a different game exchange, actually. This is the GX that's personally sponsering the Iron-Man. You'll see them there if you're going. They're pretty awesome folks!
Jose needs to stop eating Ben...
I'm sure Craig is getting frustrated by Jose eating Ben every time he goes on a stealth mission.
Once again, great CotW guys!
Guard < Employee
I liked how the employees all look the same...yes I know they were played by the same person, but I wonder...was this done because only one person would do it, or to mock how every guard looks exactly the same in most MGS games. Hahaha, I hope it's the later, cause that would be too funny!
- Drew
of course,
We were mocking MGS's clone gaurds. That gaurd/employee's name is Chad.
finger licking good
"That white boy tasted like chicken."
Cool
Damn you dont get stores like that here in spain. I wish you did. Great clip of the week though. I love metal gear ben. He is awesome. You should have him eat jose in the next one lol.
Beeeennnnnnnn!
lol, much better than the first metal gear ben.
Shame Craig didn't do that signature cry, would've been the icing on da cake :)
Damn you Jose!!!
Too bad Ben.......The best Clip of the Week so far
There should definitely be a
There should definitely be a fan game for Metal Gear Ben. Sneaking in familiar-looking places is much more satisfying.
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Metal Gear 5
I bet Ben will be the main character in Metal Gear Soild 5 or i hope he will be, and Jose could be the main villian, it would totaly kick ass.
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That was brilliant! Metal
That was brilliant!
Metal gear Ben should become a regular. xD
Craig the actor
I like how Craig is looking at his lines on a card. Those eyeballs don't lie.
Lol, Ben is so Funny!
Lol, Ben is so Funny!
Ben dies
It's been a while since that happened.
C,MON
Ben got eaten AGAIN!?!
GameXchange
Wow, that has to be the best store ever.
Erm...
I'm scared of the fact of how Ben actually got out of Jose the first time... Haha.
GameXChange
Does GXC stores down in Dallas n00b the pwns? Because up here in Tulsa, they are kind of a joke.
Wouldn't it have been awesome if Jesus was a Batman level ninja?
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I'm not sure of the exact term, but it's an independent franchise or something like that, so each store is managed by different people. There are 2 GXCs around here, as far as I know, and one of them is crammed and messy and in the end kind of a joke, and the other is organized and clean with cool employees and in the end pretty dang awesome! And they sell skateboards.
Of course, we're lucky to have befriended and be sponsered by the awesome one! ;)
Answers!
Thanks for clearing that up for me, Ben. The reason why I asked is because I haven't really had any good experiences with the GXC's here in my neck of the woods.
Glad you have been able to get in tight with the good one.
Now I just need to find out about Movie Trading Company and if they are cool or if they suck hardcore. They are actually owned by the company I work for, Vintage Stock.
Wouldn't it have been awesome if Jesus was a Batman level ninja?
just to clarify, "our" Game
just to clarify, "our" Game X Change and the other crappy, unorganized one that smells like wet feet are not owned by the same company. They just happen to have similar names. The crappy store is "Game Exchange" while the kick ass store is "Game X Change". Don't get the two mixed up. You'll regret it if you do. :)
GXC
Was that also where Craig was in the "Top 10 Screwattack moments" ? I remember shelfs filled with games and skateboards on the backround.
Oh, awesome video btw. Sound of the zapper reminded me Star Wars. :P
//edit: Watched it again and recognized the backround. Both had FLIP logos and stuff.
HAHA
"Not agian!!"
Haha awesome!
rest in peace again ben
haha sweet , BEEEEEN! But
haha sweet , BEEEEEN!
But existing is practically all i do!
White boy tasted like
White boy tasted like chicken. Also Jose looked like he wasn't there like he was infront of a green screen or something.
Noob'd the pwn with
Noob'd the pwn with EXCITEBIKE! Just epic.
more metal gear
ben must have thought Jose was a tree, until he ate him. also the power glove was greatness (cough ben is a nintendo fanboy cough)
Nintendo prevails!
Nintendo prevails!
Lmao!
Jose's face was amazing!
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good stuff
Jose strikes again.
Oh great Ben got eaten again.
Go get the laxatives before he gets digested.