Jose's Puntos: Easy Kills

Destin gets all mad by getting pwned. lol, "What the FUCK!" sounds like me when i keep dying in a game. Great tips by the way, can't wait to try these out.

thanks for the tips Jose

Lol thanks for the tips jose, show that noob whos boss

Aww, the last CoD4 for Jose's Puntos. I've really enjoyed watching the series, I'm looking forward to more from you Jose. More related to the video in particular... I've always wondered how exactly to get that car to explode, but I've also always been too lazy to really experiment to get it right. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

These are Great Tips but it doesn't really help if your a PC gamer playing COD4.People think differently in the PC Realm.
You also forgot to TeaBag Destin
EDIT:Never Mind about the TeaBaggin

Great puntos Jose, i'll make sure to follow those once i get a PC strong enough to play CoD4(actually i have to check if my current PC can do it...). I suck so much at playing FPS on consoles that i probably won't bother getting it on the PS3 when i buy one. I'd just get n00bed by pros like you :P Mouse+keyboard are still the best controls when it comes to playing FPS.

Man, for a regular person that play it just to unstress myself, so afraid if lets say Jose is there and i am playing CoD4, damn... he'll shoot me down....

anyways, the tips is great, i didnt know the grenade on top of the building worked.

Actually it was John Kreese, the Kobra Kai sensei character who said that. But either way, when big Jose comes into the game, be sure to "GET 'EM A BODY BAG! YEAH!"

Jose is deadly with the grenade. I remember a particular match where he tossed a grenade in bog and killed four people. Jose is the man.

"JOSE IS 1337!.DESTIN SUCKS!."

Hahaha that was gold.

I'll give you guys some info about CoD4 on the map Downpour. Something that most people never pay attention to. Infact i've only seen myself use this grenade trick..

As you may know on the Downpour map if you ever play Headquarters the first HQ is usually in the farm house.

If your enemies spawn on the side of the map where the turret is closest to this house you can bet that not only will someone be spamming the turret but there will be at least 2-3 people camping the windows in the back.

This map provides a bird's eye view of that map.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2302/2070261139_fe898a26b7_o.jpg

You can see where you can actually throw a grenade on to the roof and let it roll down to kill the people camping the window. You could also just fine tune your aim and try and hit that area near the window but I like it when things that explode come out of nowhere to kill my enemies.

You can also use grenades to throw over buildings near the first HQ or near where flag C would be for you domination players on the map District.

lmao, thats awesome. Great Vid Jose, I feel for ya Destin, I suck at CoD4. I play on PC though.

Wow Jose is Spawn killer.

Just when I thought he couldn't be more of a noob.

If Jose gave all his tips on COD 4 he will get PWNED by all the G1's next game day.

In yo face
-The Jerk.

omfg! i always get heavy lolololol when i watch Joses puntos xD

I really like how he does give you tips on the game. While he does make a lot of jokes, which are funny by the way, they are very fitting.

So, eh...you going to do any GTA4 compat jose?

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Wise words Devin

Hey Jose, you will still do more Puntos on other games right?

I've been emoing for almost an hour now about girls and relationships, and I'm fucking tired.

Yet Screwattack can still cheer me up no matter what.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

If you start on the other side of Strike, start running right away and head through the area that looks like a marketplace behind the buildings. Aim and throw a grenade through the air so that it lands behind the stairs to the side of the building behind the wall. There's always at least one guy coming from that direction hoping to either peg people off coming from that marketplace area or to get on the second story and snipe people.

Hard to describe that area without a video like Jose, but take a look one time during a local match and you'll figure it out.

Someday wi'll play ONLINE JOSE. Someday.

In the mean time i need a job to buy a 360 dammit.

JOSE'S PUNTOS SON LA LEY.

Destin pwned, that was HARD NEWS...LOLOLOLOL

^^Where did the Ozzy cookies go?^_^

lol these videos are pro, shame there coming to an end

These tips are good... for console gamers. We PC gamers have trouble using them against anything but scrubs and n00bs. Also, it would be better if you recorded actual non-staged gameplay (Even though you're just playing by yourself on the console there are an awful amount of people named "[bals]luffay"...) to actually prove that this is doable and for some bragging rights. :P

Don't get me wrong, though, this is a great show.

I'm starting to think CoD4 is the only game Jose can play!

Lol
I'm just kiddin. That would suck if it were true though.

I liked the tip with the blowing up the car.

Thank god its a different game next time though.. But can Jose play any other games? Only Time Will Tell.

Those tips are very good from Jose, but I know another....

If you and your opponent are shooting at each other in a open field or you see and opponent running you can do this.....

-If your opponent is running to the left point your crosshair slightly to the left off his body like you are trying to shoot his arm (It works if he is running the opposite way but of course point the crosshair to the right). But if you enemy is far away and running do the same thing but shoot burst instead of automatic (that gives you 75-90% chance to get him from far away(of course both of those you need a good internet connection and good hands).... To me it works, and it took me time to get use to it.... It works with previous FPS(First person shooter) games too....

Another is when using automatic try to shoot to the neck and sometimes you get head shoots

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gpp43YnKCJM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xD4ziN7y0eI&feature=related
Need I say more?

NO MERSY N00BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Destin got owned by Jose

LOL no mercy for the no0bs

you can still make out what jose's saying, but it's tougher than it should be

I love this segment! I'm mexican too so I get a real kick out of it. Don't change the music or format, it's totally perfect. Or, if you change the music, keep it always a latin song in the background. Orale Vato!

Neva gonna give you up
Neva gonna let you down
Neva gonna run around and
Desert you

Neva gonna make you cry
Neva gonna say good byyyyeeeeeeeee
Neva gonna tell a lie
And hurt you

That song is awesome

Por que Halo Jose? Well I hope your next puntos are going to be chingon.

Tu y Yo somos Fluffy.

Man, Jose's got on hell of an throwin' arm!

I totally love this segment...

I wonder what game Jose will stick his Puntos into next...

....that SOOOOOOOOOOOO didn't come out right......

IM BETTER FOOL

Well I am kind of glad he is going to move away from CoD4...let's how he goes to TF2

thanks man

haha the song just makes me want to get up and get down and shake meh ass!

Jose, I want to play you sooo bad it hurts... then you will finally experience My Balls In Yo Face!!
Great Video as always.

The music is Great.

Seriously, the whole concept of Jose's Puntos is absolutely cheesy to the point where it is just plain awesome.
I wonder who did the voice for "Jose's Puntos" quote.I really gotta give him kudos!

Anyways, I hope you one day consider Jose's Puntos for Brawl.It would be really helpful to have some advanced techs explained to those who aren't already aware on this site.

moar tip vids!

was the music... we mexicans don't hear that shit all day long... in fact I don't hear that pseudo-music crap EVER... WAAAACALAAAAAA!!!!

zomg haxx

I'd like a game against jose over XBL, over a split screen where he screen hacked Destin into oblivion.

You can pull of those kills. "MY BALLS IN YO FACE", your so 1337 Jose.

i tried that first tip and i got 3 guys with the grenade :D and then 4 more when i was shooting the remaining survivors. thanks jose, your the shit

pinche bato mamon