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Top 10 movies of 2008....Yes, Another one!

Since all the best blockbusters and movies are all ready out and the rest of the years line-up isnt too promising, I've decided out another of Top 10 of 2008's greatest movies. Where will your favourite turn-up? One? Two? Or not on it all? Enjoy g1's.

10. Iron Man

Average: 4.5 (2 votes)

Fable has.....GUNS?!!

It is apparently official Fable 2 will launch hopefully this year in October (where I live), In Albion during Fable/Fable: The Lost Chapters it was all about magic (Will), skills in archery and pushing X a lot and then hope your enemy will die soon. There were a lot of nooks and crannys to discover like in a regular RPG and a lot of items and secrets to find like an RPG, but it's arsenal was all medievil weapons stolen from the Lord of the Rings, In other words, Magic Swords all over the place, axes, pickhammers, summon ghosts and bows and arrows.

Average: 3 (1 vote)

Star Wars The Clone Wars review *spoiler warning*

Star Wars: The Clone Wars is an all CG-Animated feature film created by LucasArts, in the hopes of entering Star Wars into the new generation by making a high-budget, high hyped kids action film that turned to be something that only a child would find remotly entertaining. It starts off fairly rewarding, because instead of the usual yellow text scroll of boring plot spoilers, it starts with the narrator of Crackdown filling you in the entire movie plot, then you realise the voice actors are as good as the smell of goat's cheese left on a radiator for a week.

Average: 4 (2 votes)

Who'd win in a fight? Episode 1: Place your bets, Meet the Contestants!

*ding ding ding*
Referee: Roll up, Roll up! The answer will be decided tonight and by YOU!!! See thses two great giants of oblivion and mastery in their fields face-off in massive, monster, mono-e-mono battle too see takes home the trophy, and the glory, and not to mention the head of the loser home with them!

Average: 2.5 (2 votes)

What do you have to do to get a top g1 post around here?!

For the very short time I've been a g1, I have always aspired to have my name and my blog recognised by the people of the worldwide web and the big-cheese's at the ScrewAttack H.Q.

But alas, my dreams were shattered by those very people that inspired me to spread my internet wings into the culture of gaming and the media.

All I wanted and what most g1's want is a chance to obtain pure glory by showing how their piece of writing or stolen youtube video and set of console pictures can be better than yours.

Average: 3 (6 votes)

Which would you have rather have? Episode 2

First let's start off with the one I didnt think about as long as I wanted to, but here goes.

Average: 4 (2 votes)

Which would you rather have? Episode 1

Which would you rather have? A Metroid title that had a glimpse into what the Space Pirates and Galactic army were doing during Samus's little adventures, by this i mean a warzone, you control a member of a faction work your way up to the top and gain glory and a promotion (if you were a space PED Marine) or instill fear into the hearts of people with your brutalic reputation in battle (if you were a Space Pirate Commando), fully-fledged 32 onilne player deathmatchs like CoD4 or Halo.

OR...

Average: 2.2 (6 votes)

ScrewAttack's Top 10 First-Person Shooters - Complaints

Number 10: Bioshock
According to ScrewAttack, Bioshock is one the best games in it's genre, and they are right. But even though I thought it was absolutely epic, it had a genious game engine and a great story. But it has no multiplayer or online features, its RPG Features are pretty much pointless and the last boss is way too easy.

Number 9: Doom 3

Average: 1.8 (5 votes)

Halo is the most overrated series in the history of the industry

I don't give a shit about GT, ScrewAttack or anyone else says, Halo is fucking turd!

Halo 1 had an unfair advantage with it's pistol online.
It's story is stupid and unoriginal, it's controls are disappointing and annoying, because you cant zoom in, aim accurately (because there's no laser sight) and it's fans are people who just exaggerate it's score, because they were trying not to be disappointed by the Xbox that cost the most, had a retarded controller and had so many faults in it's design to make a baby cry.

Average: 2.4 (11 votes)

The Age of Kings....and of ASS!!!

Now we are full into the era of THIS generation, all the most anticipated titles are either already out or just weeks away! But there is a problem with the new generation that's always been there, but not as much.

In the 8-bit and 16/32-bit era, there were the some of the best games ever, and some of the worst games ever. But they came at a steady pace, every good game had a bad copy or just a bad game from another company released the same day. It was the way it went and it worked, because if there no bad games to balance out the good games, it'd get boring pretty quickly.

Average: 3 (3 votes)
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