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God, I love the onion.

1. If you don’t like somebody or they piss you off, you can usually kill them.
2. You can drive however the hell you want to—even ram other cars off the road
3. It’s the closest thing you’ll ever come to being the superhero you always wished you were
4. 98% of the females you come across are flawlessly attractive and want you on some level
5. If you screw something up, you can almost always reload and try again
6. You can talk shit without the worry of literally getting beat up
7. Your body looks completely different without ever going to the gym for maintenance

I'm kinda tired of using my mouse to do everything in photoshop, and I'm wondering if investing in a tablet would be a good idea.

I'm looking to only spend around 100-150 if at all possible.

Just wondering if I could get some recommendations from my fellow g1s.

I've never used one before. Is it true that I'll never go back to using the mouse in photoshop again?

I think it might still need a sword, though I'm not sure that even then it's quite recognizable as a parody.

Do you see zelda when looking at it?

So there's this game that some people seem to like called super mario bros.

this games graphix suck. it's like going back to the stone age of video games. There's no plot at all, just a title srceen and then you start playign the game.

There's these bad guys, but you don't shoot them you jump on them and then you get a flower that lets you shoot fireballs, then you shoot the bad guys. you go to the end of the stage and theres a flga that you slide down and then thats it.

Want to suggest something way too obscure for a shirt to actually get it considered? This is the place to post your "too smart for the room" designs!

Here's my first one:

Heh heh.

You got slug rolled.

It's been a while, but I'm finally back with a new gaming related video.

This is an older vid of mine. But screw it. Some of you may enjoy it

This is the closest I'll ever come to doing an AVGN or Irategamer style video (that isn't a parody). This was WAY too much work and waaaaay too much misery to play. But here's hoping you guys enjoy watching me torture myself. I don't ever even want to look at, read about, or even THINK about playing this game ever again, it's that much of a piece of shit.

So, the first verse is meant to leave you thinking it's a cheesy love song, but it takes a drastic left turn in verse two.

"Hey there, Saria"

This is by far the coolest use of youtube I've ever seen.

Don't miss this.

Wario Land - Shake It

I've been shying away more and more from this site as I've seen how the G1 blogs feature has caused a great deal of tension, frustration, and anger among many of the members of the site here. In fact, I was one of the first and most outspoken g1s about how much this system sucks.

"You should support the developers that make the games, and not buy used games from video stores, because boys, that's just pure profit that never makes it back to the artists."

That's a quote from Episode 6 of Captain S, and its something that's been nagging at my conscience ever since I watched it.

NES'/Nigel's mom scolds him and Chad for fighting over which game console is better between the NES and Genesis. She tells them it should be about the games not the consoles--something I completely agree with--but then she brings up that point.

Wow.