Massecurr's blog

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG MODERN FPS. I was playing Doom 3 when I realized i wasn't having a lot of fun. Considering I've been an old school FPS fan sense Doom came out. FPSes where once about getting from point a to point b without dying BUT somewhere along the line some douchebag decided "hey lets add bullshit objectives and cut out 75% of all enemies". I'll admit it works for FPSes like CoD, Half-life and Deux Ex BUT not in games like Doom 3 and Quake 4. This shit drives me insane.

That s right its Christmas fellow G1s and im just wishing everyone a merry Christmas.

12/10/1993, a date that will go down in history. ID softwares greatest game EVER (yes better then Quake)is now 15. I still have the original shareware disk. WITHOUT THIS GAME HALO WOULDENT EXIST. And sure the 3rd one ain't all that but still. Who doesn't remember the first level E1M1, the music the atmosphere. lets hope Doom 4 will kick ass. so a toast to Doom, keep kicking deamon ass.

The best of BOOM

10.chainsaw-Serious Sam 2
I'd prefer this one over the doom one any day its more powerful and looks cooler.

9.beam Katina-No More Heroes
its by far the coolest looking weapon ever however its battery life leaves a lot to be desired

8.Flamethrower- TF2
A perfect mix of offence and defence. on the list because it can reflect projectiles.

7.shotgun- EVERY FPS KNOWN TO MAN
step 1 get close to target. step 2 pull trigger. repeat

6.GEP gun- Deus Ex series
this is the best rocket launcher in gameing history (note this is MY openion)

5.pyrokenisis-psychonauts

What happens when you mix WWE with robots? You get Battle Bots. THIS SHOW KICKED ASS. Its a little hard to describe but the goal of each match was incapacitate the opponents robot. there where 4 weight classes Lightweight,middle weight heavyweight and super heavyweight. there where traps thoughout the arena the most famous ones were the kill saws and the palveriser.My favorate bots were Backlash, Snake,Magaladon, ziggo, Vlad The Impailer, and Buddy Lee dont Play In the Street.
Look For this show online.
UPDATE: HOLY SHIT ITS COMING BACK IN 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS CAN THAT TITLE GET ANY LONGER. anyway, few game series can hold my attention quite like the Spyro series can. This game is probably the best of the series so far. The graphics are amazing in this game some of the best on the Wii next to LoZ of course. The only problem I have is the difficulty curve is all over the place sometimes its extremly easy sometimes its bone crushingly hard.But over all its fun and thats what counts. seriously buy it as soon as possible.
also ignore the generic plot its pretty lame.

In the not too distant future (next Sunday AD) way down in deep 13. Dr Forrister and TVs Frank where hatching an evil scheme. They hired a temp by the name of Mike a reguler Joe they didnt like. there experiment needed a good test case SO THEY CONKED HIM ON THE NOGGEN AND THEY SHOT HIM INTO SPACE!!! They'll send him cheesy movies the worst they can find (lalala) now keep in mind Mike cant control when the movies begin or end hell try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends ROBOT ROLL CALL Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo, Crow.

5. Jersey Devil

This game character was clearly an attempt of a mascot and could have worked if they advertised more. look up the game if you get a chance.

4. Doom guy

The original master chef(who sucks compared to doom guy) Blowing away demons with the BF moutha fuckin G NUFF FUCKING SAID

3. Atari dragon aka Fhqwhgads

BEST ATARI SPRITE EVER again nuff said

2. Ty the Tasmanian tiger

The character is well developed,has cool weapons and is over all bad ass however he is only has slightly more personality then a piece of cardboard

1. GEX

THIS GAME KICKS ASS. Its one one of those games where you have to be into the idea to get into the game.You play one of several bands from severl ganeras(DONT FUCKIN LEAVE ME 1000 COMMENTS ABOUT MY SPELLING) of music. rock,rap,latin,contry,metal(unlockable),and ummm marching band(ignore that last one no one plays as it anyway.) My only issues with the game is after a while my arm starts to hurt because of the unnatural movements in the game, the other one is every outher song band members tell me to take a break, IM NOT GONNA TAKE A BREAK IF YOU TELL ME TOO UNLESS FOODS INVOLVED.

First of all this is a test for this so you get to deside if it lives or dies.

Invader Zim a show that died before its time. just 27 episodes. It was about an alien named Zim from the Irken empire (yes i am a bit of a fanboy for this show) and him trying to fit in with humen cultur. AND FAILING EPICLY. to stop him is an obssed (mispelled i know) criptozoologest named dib who has a huge fucking head. The show was violent and funny as hell. it also introdused the world to arguably Nickilodins greatist chariter, G.I.R. I fell in love with this show from the 1st episode. This is a MUST WATCH