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g1 Submission: Ninja Lovin'

Sometimes it's not quantity, it's quality. I'm gonna go on record and say you probably won't see this video on the front page of any other video game website on the internet... but that's why you come here, right? If you don't get at least a little giggle out of the next 14 seconds then I don't know what to tell you. This clip once again proves why Ryu is indeed the top ninja of all time. What a bad ass.


Average: 3.8 (92 votes)

first post

alright! first comment....what can i say, i laughed

Short but entertaining ^^

Short but entertaining ^^

That's what she

That's what she said............

Rofl

Took the words outta my mouth.

Meh

Not really funny or entertaining. Better luck next week.

I was just getting over a

I was just getting over a conversation with Dena that, "Meh," is the rudest word in the English dictionary.

Dirty :D

Ryu is now a porno ninja

I don't ge... ohhh, now it

I don't ge... ohhh, now I get it. HA!

I

I lol'd

whahah

whahahaha that was funny..................i think 0_o

Ryu has done it all!

hahahah! might be short (not in that way...dirty mind...), but its great!

This is alway the reason why Ryu is screwattack's #1 ninja!

well at least it is better

well at least it is better than last weeks

oh my god shes not goinig to

oh my god shes not goinig to do that is she ....... oh wait yes she is :D

...

Yes, true, quality over quantity, BUT... I foind this a waste of a day's update. You could at least add another video.

-The Jerk.

Rape is NEVER funny

Rape is NEVER funny...except this time.

Uhh...

It didn't look like rape to me...

Re: Boy who Cried Rape

Whoa whoa whoa.
Rape implies force or coercion. Looks perfectly fine to me. Just a couple having a good time. Lets not start calling rape on our favorite ninja.

It wasn't rape... How can

It wasn't rape... How can people mistake that for rape? Really?

Well i thought the video wasn't really entertaining and i saw the joke coming from miles away.

Or unless your raping a

Or unless your raping a clown

See, this is why we call you

See, this is why we call you "Luffail".

It's not rape, she is GOING DOWN ON HIM.

Dumbass. :P

That was OK

I didnt love it but i have to say i didint hate it. it was a bit short
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If you want to post images,

If you want to post images, you have to use HTML, not BB, Phpbb, or whatever the hell the code is called that uses brackets on bulletin boards.

yet another

bad submission sunday.

What a waste, it was 14 seconds!

It had it's charm

It had it's charm, got a giggle out of it, however a double feature would've fleshed out today's segment a little more...

Yeah. I agree. There should

Yeah. I agree.

There should be another one this week, because that one was so short.

Eh yeah...

...it sucked!
Worst g1 submission of all time. Sorry.

Yep...

I agree with you, and the guy below.

He he... Be-low....

Better editing, some music (even in-game music) would've made this kiiiinnnndddaaa funny.

You had a good idea and you BLEW IT!

Get it... 'Blew'... Like a penis... Do, do you, you know, get it?... I guess...

I chuckled

but it needs some mood music... Ya know, my man Barry or Marvin... "Let's get it on."

WTF?!

where are the positive, moral, values? lol

Almost

As She went down there needed to be a close up of him with an ! over his head...

And you're wrong Craig, It is quantity, if you played this video about forty times, it would be excellent

Not be rude or anything.

Is this really all Craig was sent to post? Kinda makes me want to submit something.

interesting

i dont really see this as something worthy of a submission (too short and little effort). better luck next week i guess

Rescueing

Shes pretty much gonna have to.

-8-bit since '86

I thought the same thing at

I thought the same thing at first when I played the game. I might review it someday..........

Simple...

Simple animations can do wonders for the message it sends out. This would be funny if you did it with other games in certain situations.

http://www.myspace.com/retrogamezone

:D

Short, simple, and funny. =]

One of those 10 minute long

One of those 10 minute long videos of the Mudkips would of been more entertaining. This was the only video to be submitted?! Seriously?! *facepalm*
If we want a video about ninjas, I could of filmed myself when I was throwing paper ninja stars around work a few nights ago. Easily 5 minutes of Target Ninja goodness.

Would have been better if this was a porno site!

Some crappy 8-bit porn would have been better than this.

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Video Gamers Never Say Die!

OK

That was... unexpected to say the least.

Yeah Sorry I didn't get it Either

But thats probably because I haven't played the nes ninja gaiden yet and would not recognise that scene, But moste of the g1s got a good LOL out of it so...Bravo!

Slut...

Omg Irene's a slut! :D

LOL

I some ways I was expecting that. XD

LOL

Getting some LOL !!

Lame!

How is this even a G1 submission? All they did was put a smiley face at the end of an already existing scene. It would of been nice if there was a second submission posted.

UBER LOL

UBER LOL

Photobucket

Lame

Preety weak for a G1 submission sunday

Win.

I Lol'd

Hah

Short sweet, to the point. Very nice for a Mother's Day submission :P

It shows that not all submissions have to be 5-10 minutes long.

Sucked balls imo

Sucked balls imo

Don't you mean, sucked cock?

Don't you mean, sucked cock? *rimshot*

Well...technically, the

Well...technically, the chick COULD be doing both, so that wasn't all that clever.

But I'm guessing that's why you posted the self-deprecating rimshot thing.

I new it.

I used to think the same thing every time I saw this cut scene.

Hmm

Funny...but not enough to be the submission of this week.

-The fight is everything-

wow

was that originally in the game>?

yes

yes it was. i thought this wasn't going to be posted up here. i only added the funny face.
and this is OLD like last month old.

yes

Irene gets hurt so she's falling dead... of course in the video it looks like something else.

-The fight is everything-

haha. i chortled

haha. i chortled

badass and blowjobs

I trained with ryu when i was just a young grasshopper and let me tell you that he can make a kantanna blade rip open passages ways like no other slient assian ;)

It was okay

Could have been drawn out a littttttle longer.

It's going...

HE... MIGHT... JUST... GO... ALL THE WAY!!!

I can only imagine the look on Ryu's face.

lol

that was short but funny.
it was worth a tiny giggle

....hehe....

So stupid yet funny.

That was nice!

I bet Ryu was like "That was nice.....what was your name again?"

cool

lol very funny but l think it should not have been a g1 submission

ok....

I am questioning why this got on G1 Submission Sunday. I get the idea, sure, nice laugh, but, not worthy for it. Must be a slow day for screwattack I guess.

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i dont know if you noticed

i dont know if you noticed but we actually had TWO g1 Submissions today.

It was ok

It made me laugh but it was way too short.

Short....

....but sweet.

lol ninja love

Okay I haven't played any but the Xbox version so whats going on in the story did the chick die or was she just really really happy to see him.

:D

Its not so much what she does thats funny its the ":D" icon at the end. It was just a subtle little touch and it worked well. I liked it.