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13 Reasons We Hate Books

9/30/12 10:01pm

While some of us around the office love books, others hate them. Reading stuff just takes soooooo long! For those of you who are with us, enjoy the 13 official reasons ScrewAttack hates books!

Take a look at each reason by clicking through the photo gallery below.

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Knighthaven

October 1, 2012 - 2:22pm

I'm sorry, but series like Fifty Shades of Grey and Twilight do not appeal to me at all. I really don't understand why they are so popular. I really can't classify them as "books" either.

Odakicity

October 4, 2012 - 12:34pm

I don't even class them as "Emergency toilet paper".

They Call Me The Fizz

October 1, 2012 - 8:58am

I still don't see why we don't just merge the Love/Hate lists...

TCJJ

October 1, 2012 - 3:12am

I love books. Except shit books like Twilight. And Fifty Shades of Grey. I'm sure it's not even remotely interesting. It'd be better and quicker to just hit up a porn website. Or get a Goddamn life.

Rainbow Rash

October 1, 2012 - 2:54am

Ugh.

Clayvman

October 1, 2012 - 1:12am

Am I insane, I wouldn’t necessarily say I’m crazy, simply because I’ve heard the voices and battled the godless things in the woods…but I must be crazy to believe.

It all started with that Damn book. The Necronomicon Ex Mortis, roughly translated, The Book of the Dead. Inked in human blood and bound in flesh, the book contained bizarre burial rights, prophesies and demon resurrection passages. Professor Raymond Knobby unearthed the book and brought it to this remote cabin so he could translate it. He awoke something dark in the woods something….evil. It got the professor, then it came for me.

It got into my hand and it went bad so I lopped it off at the wrist. The professor’s daughter Anny helped me fight the evil, using the book we opened up a vortex to send the evil back, it worked…Big Time. The girl died and I got a first class ticket to 12th century.

I led a war against an Army of Deadites then used the book to get back home, back to Dearborn. Even got my old job back, not to mention I met a great gal, Jenny, assistant manager of arts and crafts. We were the perfect match, but then…the nightmares came.

For years they haunted me, even while I was awake, Jenny thought I was crazy but she agreed to help. We decided to go back to the cabin, back to where it all started, she said it would be good to face my fears……..big mistake.

Lloyf

October 1, 2012 - 12:19am

You know what makes me rage? Atlas shrugged. It was really interesting to read and made me think BUT IT DIDN'T NEED TO BE 600000 WORDS!!!

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