Everybody Poops - If you learned how to read before you learned how to poop, you’ve got problems.

9/28/12 4:19pm

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almozayaf

October 3, 2012 - 11:48am

batman don't Poops

RocketBarrel

October 1, 2012 - 10:41pm

Apples and Ice Cream Sundaes don't poop...Whoever made this was an idiot.

firehazard51

October 1, 2012 - 10:32pm

LOL now thats the truth.

solid_snake8403

October 1, 2012 - 3:51pm

What if you learned to read while taking a poop.

Emeraldsonic101

October 1, 2012 - 10:39pm

Mother of God...

zgamer007

October 1, 2012 - 9:26am

LOL, never heard of this.

FLoridian Joshua

October 1, 2012 - 8:50am

To me it's very creppy when a middle-age woman reads this story out loud to her students.

caboose_-1

October 1, 2012 - 8:58pm

I want to ask if you're joking but I'm positive you're not. Oh lord.

Chikumo

October 1, 2012 - 7:15am

Uniting the world by... poop... because that's what we shall teach all the children.

I agree, but that's not exactly the purpose of the book, nor a strong argument for hating books. I mean, people have written shitty teen romance novels for decades, but books are still great, despite those crappy ones that no one likes (apart from teenage girls, of course).

Burf12345

October 1, 2012 - 12:09pm

shitty, heh

TCJJ

October 2, 2012 - 1:35am

Now that you mention it, I see I made two of those references in one comment without even noticing it. Wow.

tricobalt

October 1, 2012 - 2:43am

Nobody poops, there is something wrong with you, quit denying it, you're really messed up.

Lloyf

October 1, 2012 - 12:04am

That is a good argument.

Icipall

September 30, 2012 - 11:38pm

Oh really?

darkhyrulelord

September 30, 2012 - 10:44pm

Kind of defeats the purpose.

EddieD129

September 30, 2012 - 10:20pm

No shit, Sherlock. XP

Jack Archer

October 1, 2012 - 12:15am

That'd be a fantastic name for the sequel, which now deals with constipation.

AARST

October 1, 2012 - 11:39am

Got a good laugh out of this, thanks. xD

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