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This is probably as good a time as any...
To all who can read this, please seek out "The Silver Kiss" or "Blood and Chocolate" by Annette Curtis Klause. Both books were made long before Twilight came to existence and are much more satisfying to read. Trust me on this; I've been saying this to people for over a decade now.
This is freaking stupid because most of those are probably all the same. I haven't, nor will ever, read any so I can't comment on whether or not they're well written, but I won't get my hopes up.
You know I passed the heading when I was at a B&N and I had to do a double take to make sure I read it right, I honestly couldn't believe it I almost screamed "What the F***!?!"
The annoying thing is that it's really hard to find good literature aimed at teenagers nowadays. Not because they're not being written, but because the bookstores aren't stocking them because this trash sells better.
That's just ridiculous. Should be called abnormal romance. The thing is, this shit isn't just limited to books. I'm sure there are stories & shit on the internet that various idiots write.
I love books, but this is just sad. I bet I could write a better book than Twilight (or any of that other crap) in my sleep. Apart from the fact that I probably could do it (not in my sleep, though), I fail to see why I'd want to. Popularity? I wouldn't want to be known for producing such trash.
I HAVE written a better book than Twilight. It's called "The Tale of Arthur Nobody". And as soon as I find a publisher, you'll be able to read it and help me push this tripe off shelves.
Which reminds me that I should get back to my book-writing sometime. I still vote for burning every Teen Romance book (not just paranormal ones). They're awful. I don't think ANY book is going to be enough to get rid of that genre. But fire might work.
Seeing this makes me wish I had flame powers like Roy Mustang from FMA. I would just snap my fingers and all those abominations would be ash in just a few seconds.
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EliteGamerX
This is probably as good a time as any... To all who can read this, please seek out "The Silver Kiss" or "Blood and Chocolate" by Annette Curtis Klause. Both books were made long before Twilight came to existence and are much more satisfying to read. Trust me on this; I've been saying this to people for over a decade now.
Morgil
*sigh* I remember when vampires and werewolves used to be cool. :(
kai_The_true_dragon_master
facepalm in oblivion why?
Morgil
What?
kai_The_true_dragon_master
its so true ah time were simpler back then right dude
theentertainmentguy
I cry a little when I pass that aisle
Catastrophe
"The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn," --Stephen King.
shinpichu
Of course it is.
caboose_-1
This is freaking stupid because most of those are probably all the same. I haven't, nor will ever, read any so I can't comment on whether or not they're well written, but I won't get my hopes up.
Jayrod64
I get so tired of seing books on Teen Paranormal Romance.Seriously,those kind of books SUCK!
solid_snake8403
Sad thing is I have to pass by this when ever iI go to look for The Walking Dead hard cover collections, or to get a Punisher or Deadpool comic.
scioneon
Fucking twilight!
Knighthaven
This was the worst part of my recent trip to Barnes and Noble. I had no idea and stood there completely dumb-struck for several minutes.
Demon_the_Kid
"Oh gawd i love u Edward!!!!"..*VOMIT* F%@&ing Twilight.
WeaponHunter X
You know I passed the heading when I was at a B&N and I had to do a double take to make sure I read it right, I honestly couldn't believe it I almost screamed "What the F***!?!"
sprode
Which makes me want to scratch someone's eyes out.
Or nuke the human race. Talk about wrongful expectations.
Apathetic Rhesus
The annoying thing is that it's really hard to find good literature aimed at teenagers nowadays. Not because they're not being written, but because the bookstores aren't stocking them because this trash sells better.
Shion20
Ok i do love book but that is so stupid that makes me heat twilight saga even more
zgamer007
That's just ridiculous. Should be called abnormal romance. The thing is, this shit isn't just limited to books. I'm sure there are stories & shit on the internet that various idiots write.
FLoridian Joshua
Damn You Twilight.
tricobalt
The modern version of Shakespeare. I'm not kidding, that guy wrote some real trash.
TCJJ
I love books, but this is just sad. I bet I could write a better book than Twilight (or any of that other crap) in my sleep. Apart from the fact that I probably could do it (not in my sleep, though), I fail to see why I'd want to. Popularity? I wouldn't want to be known for producing such trash.
Whatthefnu
I HAVE written a better book than Twilight. It's called "The Tale of Arthur Nobody". And as soon as I find a publisher, you'll be able to read it and help me push this tripe off shelves.
TCJJ
Which reminds me that I should get back to my book-writing sometime. I still vote for burning every Teen Romance book (not just paranormal ones). They're awful. I don't think ANY book is going to be enough to get rid of that genre. But fire might work.
TCJJ
Thank goodness someone agrees with me. I can't STAND Shakepeare.
StealthMaster86
Back then, we called that Buffy.
LukeSA95
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
Lloyf
Seeing this makes me wish I had flame powers like Roy Mustang from FMA. I would just snap my fingers and all those abominations would be ash in just a few seconds.
Icipall
Now I know.
darkhyrulelord
*sigh*.....seriously?
LineBeckIV
Seems legit.
Sidescroller Def
Oh no...
EddieD129
Stephanie Meyers needs to be punished for starting this epidemic.
Jawbreaker Alumni
BURN. IT. INTO. THE. GROUND.
NinjaRed64
i got my flame thrower ready