Santa Claus comes nowhere near that.

He must have put some serious science in to that beards growth.

Billy Gibbons must be so proud.

He'd probably let people use that beard as shelter if a nuclear fallout happens.

He's Santa dressed as a scientist! Mega Man...Santa's gift to the world.

Or right if you are from Japan.

Shake out the beard and you could find enough crumbs to make a biscuit

There's probably a left-over ham sandwich from 1987 somewhere in that mighty beard.