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Ask the Experts: Dr. Robotnik’s Cybernetic Zoo of Fun and Animal Cruelty!

6/18/12 1:32pm
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Icipall

 

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Welcome to a little show that I like to call Ask the Experts. My name is Dallinag. And I don’t have a clever introduction to this episode. 

What does Dr. Robotnik need with an entire planet of robot animals?

He's going to turn it into a zoo. Every planet that has life has organic animals, people are bored to death by local zoos. So, Robotnik got this genius plan to create completely robotic zoo planet and make loads of cash. Genius. 

Why is it that when James Bond looks at his watch, the world just stops around him?

Because the world doesn't dare to move when he isn't looking. 

Why is he called Mr. Pants when he only wears underwear?

He was originally called Mr. Fully Clothed, until monkeys came and stole all his clothing, except his underwear. So, he changed his name to Mr. Pants and hoped that no one would notice that they're actually underpants. 

Why do Rattle and Roll's lengths increase when the eat Nibbley Pibbleys?

Because Nibbley Pibbleys are actually body pieces of dead members of Rattle and Roll's species. So when eating them, they're actually fusing themselves with the flesh of their own kind. 

Why did Pigma betray the original Star Fox team?

I think the better question is, why did they allow him to join in the first place? 

Wow, that was short. Come on, think of a topic to pad this thing. Um… did you… see the… movie…about the... guys… doing the…thing? I’ve got nothing. … Volunteer here

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willamaix

July 8, 2012 - 5:14am

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Alpha Unit

June 22, 2012 - 1:23am

Pigma looks...Feminine. Nice job on this once again.

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Metalliccookies

June 19, 2012 - 11:16am

Lol, I think the reason he is called 'Mr Pants' is because the game was made by Rare who are a British studio, and in Britain we call underwear 'pants' and pants 'trousers' :D

Dallinag

June 19, 2012 - 11:20am

I knew that. I was just strapped for ideas for questions.

boorulz

June 18, 2012 - 6:47pm

I volunteer to be an expert. I have no qualifications or experience. References on request.

Dallinag

June 18, 2012 - 7:04pm

Excellent! You're hired! Are you free the week of 6/29?

Dallinag

June 19, 2012 - 6:48am

Sorry, did I say 6/29, I meant 7/6.

dragoon-killa

June 18, 2012 - 8:29pm

that reply is the funniest thing I've read in my life. Also can I join too. My qualifications... I plaid a video game once? No wait that was checkers...

Dallinag

June 19, 2012 - 6:45am

Sure! Of course you can join! Are you free the week of 7/6?

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