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Ask Omegle SGC Kickstarter Special : Walk the Dinosaur Edition.

8/30/12 6:33pm

 

 

Person #1.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Yo

Stranger: This user (18/F/USA) is in Nudity Mode. Enter "accept" to agree to being 18 years or older.

You: Nudity Mode?

You: All the text takes its clothes off?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #2.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.. Im20 Male... You ? :)

You: Just an innocent girl

Stranger: from ?

You: Alabama

Stranger: how old ?

You: That's none of your concern, stranger!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #3.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OPEN THE DOOR

You: GET ON THE FLOOR

Stranger: female 18 usa

You: Can you walk the Dinosaur?

Stranger: I just started using this site today. My idiot ex cheated on me so looking for a replacement loll. I'm Kelly by the way. And u r?

Stranger: Oh I see.... Soo bored at my call center job right now. Do you use any dating sites?

You: Who are you talking too?

You: You're cheating on me now as well?

Stranger: Sorry I gotta get off this shit. My boss is watching me hard right now. Here look for Kelly38DD on this site h************** I got pictures, skype, facebook info on my profile. Its like free like facebook but more for hooking up. Takes like 1 min to sign up. Add me so we can talk when I get home. talk soon babe

You: What a slag.

You: Sell out!

You have disconnected.

 

Person #4.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey :D 16 m fl here, how about you? :)

You: OPEN THE DOOR

You: GET ON THE FLOOR

Stranger: EVERYONE WALK THE DINOSAUR

You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You: That's more like it!

Stranger: c:

Stranger: Not sure if it's everyone or everybody though :c

You: You're a good boy either way

You: Here, have a Scooby Snack.

Stranger: fuck yes

You: Fuck yes indeed

You: So, what are you looking for, Stranger-man?

Stranger: Eh, Just someone to talk to in all honesty

Stranger: pretty bored.

Stranger: and you?

You: Just looking for someone to walk the dinosaur.

You: He's been dying to go walkies all day

Stranger: lets walk him then

Stranger: in fact

Stranger: let everyone walk him

You: Good idea

You: Oh dear, he's eaten the President. What ever shall we do?

Stranger: lets not have a president

Stranger: who needs romney or obama anyway

Message from Omegle: Obama? You deserve better. Why not Gary Johnson?

You: That's a weird message.

You: Who's Gary Johnson?

Stranger: Don't know.

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: Some other republican candidate i'm going to guess

Stranger: omegle sucks his dick after every conversation by saying how much good he'll do

You: Omegle sold out?

You: THE WORLD I GREW UP IN IS GONE.

You: I think it should really read.

You: Message from Omegle: Obama? You deserve better. Why not Zoidberg?

Stranger: YES

Stranger: YES YES YES

Stranger: WHY NOT ZOIDBERG

Stranger: PERFECT

You: YES WE CAN, YES WE CAN

You: And then everyone died.

You have disconnected.

 

Person #5.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HIT ME

Stranger: hello

You: HIT ME

Stranger: -hitts you-

You: HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK!

Stranger: -ok

Stranger: cyber sex?

You: Sure why not

Stranger: ok

Stranger: asl ?

You: 19 m UK

Stranger: O.O

Stranger: 20 m and im so hot for you

You: You be the Dinosaur, I be Bruce Willis.

You: Oh really?

Stranger: wtyf

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #6.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Is heaven missing an angel?

You: Cause you got nice cans.

Stranger: You are a potato

You: What?!

You: AWW FUCK, NOT AGAIN.

Stranger: what?!

You: YOU MADE ME A POTATO AGAIN!?

Stranger: what you do you mean not again

Stranger: HAHAHAHA ive met you before?

You: I JUST GOT OVER MY LAST CASE OF POTATO-ITUS.

You: I went over to Ireland and then...well...it's pretty self-explanatory really.

Stranger: POOR YOU

Stranger: OMFG YOU NEED TO SEEK HELP

You: You're such a Dinosaur.

You: Why don't you just walk like one already?

Stranger: i do?

You: No, that doesn't work.

You: It's either "I am?" or "Should I?"

Stranger: yes it does

Stranger: excuse me bby

You: NO EXCUSES

You: OPEN THE DOOR

Stranger: yes

You: GET ON THE FLOOR

Stranger: the door is locked

You: You just don't learn, do you?

Stranger: Yes. i learn everyday at camp

You: What camp? DINOSAUR CAMP!?

You: AHAHHAHAHAHAHH

Stranger: no

You: You smell

You: Go back to LAME CAMP

You have disconnected.

 

Person #7.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Hey

You: 19 m UK

Stranger: is it ok, i'm 52 f from Zimbabve?

You: Why wouldn't it be?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #8.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: S

You: G

You: C

You: WOOOOOO!

Stranger: yeah xD !!!!!!!!

You: Yes indeedy

Stranger: and what exactly is SGC?

You: Sexy Gay Club.

You: It's a club for Sexy Gays.

Stranger: probably shouldnt have asked :/

You: Why?

You: You seemed pretty excited before.

You: You got something against sexy gays?

Stranger: i dont but i feel left out because they always steal my spotlight :/

You: You not sexy enough a gay?

You: Just stick some leather trousers and a Gimp Mask on, problem solved.

Stranger: that seems like an adequate solution

You: AND THEN COME ON DOWN TO SGC

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #9.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey baby

Stranger: asl ?

You: 19 f UK

Stranger: 24 M spain

Stranger: what are you finding here ?

You: I'm finding Spanish Men.

Stranger: nice then !

You: Do you have a little penis like Spain has a little flea?

Stranger: spanish men to do what ?

You: Me.

Stranger: no no, my penis is bigger than the average spanish penis

Stranger: do you want to see it ?

You: How big is the average Spanish Penis?

Stranger: 14

Stranger: cm

You: Is it spicy?

Stranger: yes

You: Like Chorizo?

Stranger: but my penis is bigger

Stranger: do you have skype ?

You: No sir, want to be my Dinosaur and let me walk you?

Stranger: yes

You: Good

Stranger: do you want to see my cum ?

You: Seen one puddle of cum, seen them all.

Stranger: showme your boobs and I will cum for you baby

You: You're my dinosaur

You: Your name is Rex.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #10.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: You excited for SGC?

Stranger: Hhhheeeeyyyyy what up girl?!!!!!!

You: Oh not muuuuuuuuuch baaaabbe, you?

Stranger: Really? "babe"?!!!

Stranger: Wtf

You: Yeah, it's like saying girl without knowing if I am one or not.

You: CRAZY

Stranger: Haha true

You: You stupid bastard.

Stranger: OH MI GOD YOU'RE A GUY

You: I have a penis.

Stranger: Btw I have a father -_-

You: It's not a Spanish Penis, but it's better than nothing.

You: And I have a right foot, WHO CARES!?

Stranger: Well hey I don't have a penis it fell off years ago!!!!

You: That's what Blu Tack is for, moron.

Stranger: ....

You: Problem?

Stranger: Well um I never did have a penis:....

Stranger: I NEVER WANTED ONE

You: I never did have? You got fresh new ideas.

You: Penises are better than Vaginas

You: They only bleed if you get them stuck in a blender.

Stranger: True.........

Stranger: Eh whatever

You: Butts

You: Go sniff a butt, you poopyface.

You have disconnected.

 

Person #11.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: 19 M UK

Stranger: 14 f usa

You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: Moto

Stranger: sup

You: Not MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH, you?

Stranger: boredaf

You: Pardon?

You: Well I never...

You have disconnected.

 

Person #12.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WHERE'S DA TRIGGARRR!?

You: WHERE IS IT?!

You: WHERE'S DA TRIGGAAARR!

You: TELL ME!

Stranger: UP YOUR ASS

You: Well that was just uncalled for.

Stranger: im sorry forgive me?

You: I'm afraid it's too late for that.

You: Gotham is going to be destroyed, all because of you.

Stranger: wait hold the hell up i am a huge batman fan dont bring him into this

You: WHEN GOTHAM IS...ASHES...YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DISCONNECT.

Stranger: ok that was a great movie

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #13.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Leather or Rubber?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

You: Answer the question, bitch!

Stranger: rubber

You: Good boy

Stranger: strapon

You: Gimp Suit.

Stranger: cool

You: Put it on

You: Meet me in the dungeonarium.

Stranger: you male

You: Yes.

Stranger: gay

You: Of course, bitch.

You: Now hurry up and get in that Gimp Suit. The Butt Plug is getting cold.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #14.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY

Stranger: horny male skype

You: Your name is Skype?

You: Or is that your species?

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: Is a Skype some kind of parrot?

Stranger: ?

You: I don't know

You: It's not in my Big Book of Birds...

You: Maybe it's a reptile.

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ???

You: No no, not that.

You: Perhaps some kind of mammal?

Stranger: ????????????????????????????

You: My my, this has me very perplexed indeed...

You: It seems to be incapable of speech as well

You: Just a series of ??? and nothing more.

You: Well?

Stranger: ;););););););););)

You: More gibberish...

You: It's a shame, I guess I'll just have to put it down.

Stranger: :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

You: You bore me, creature.

Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: Go back to your dwelling, whatever it may be.

You have disconnected.

 

Person #15.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: M or f

You: Male

Stranger: Age

You: 19

You: Did I pass the test?

You: Am I allowed to speak to his royal highness the Stranger?

You: What a pity.

You have disconnected.

 

Person #16.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: greetings

You: Hey babe

You: Take a walk on the wild side.

You: DoDooDoDooDoDoo

Stranger: i like that song

You: YOU JUST DON'T SHUT UP, DO YA?

You: JESUS CHRIST.

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: i guess

You: Good boy

Stranger: babe

You: You may call me Master.

Stranger: yes, master

You: Good

You: Now do as I say

Stranger: beautiful beautiful master

You: OPEN THE DOOR

Stranger: yes

You: GET ON THE FLOOR

Stranger: yes

You: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

Stranger: gawd

You: DO IT

You: RIGHT NOW

Stranger: what's your name?

You: Master.

You: Master Bate.

Stranger: teehee

You: Grow up

You have disconnected.

 

Person #17.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OH WHAT A FEEEEELLLIINNG

You: DANCING ON THE CEIIILLLLIINNG

Stranger: yeeeah

You: How would you describe that feeling?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #18.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: asl

You: Boggle?

You: 19 M UK

Stranger: 12 f usa

You: Boggle?

Stranger: what is that

You: A Boggle? Tournament?

Stranger: bye

You: WAIT

Stranger: what

You: I just want to talk to you!

You: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THAT?!

You: I CAN CHAAAANNNNGGE!

Stranger: nnnnnnnnoooooooo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Person #19.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi 22 tall male :)

You: Have you heard of Space Penguin?

Stranger: no

You: YOU FUCKING SUCK

Stranger: so

You: So, suck my cock

You: Right now, off you go.

Stranger: maybe mine

Stranger: bigger

Stranger: looossseeerrr

You: It's not size

You: It's the quality of buildmanship that counts.

You: Yours has a dent in it.

Stranger: r u gy

Stranger: bbye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Person #20.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: Are you a dinosaur?

Stranger: i wish

You: Why?

Stranger: it would be cool

You: How so?

Stranger: idk

You: THEN DON'T SAY IT WILL BE THEN

You: NOW OPEN THE DOOR

You: GET ON THE FLOOR

You: AND WALK THE MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR!

Stranger: wow all caps

You: That means I'm serious.

Stranger: well y

You: Welly

You: Wally

You: You're a wally.

You: Mystery Solved.

Stranger: cool

You: Your name is Barney

You: You love little children.

Stranger: nope

You: You sick perverted bastard.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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