Bidding ScrewAttack and the g1s a fond farewell
Well my friends, the time has come at last. My one condition when I began employment here was that my apprenticeship must end when my nation calls upon me to serve it. Alas, that time is drawing near. My always kind recruiters have recommended to me (and to every other future sailor) that, in the final few days before leaving our civilian lives behind for those in the military that we terminate our current employment. My departure, therefore, must come sooner than some may have hoped.
The time I have had here has been extraordinary. The opportunities with which I have been presented to perfect my craft with the written word has been universally beneficial: my skills have not gone dull from disuse and the permanent staff has enjoyed an alleviated workload. The stories about which I have written have covered a variety of topics (my favorite of which have come from the Far East), and while some of them may have been challenging on an ethical or moral level, I truly hope that the majority have left you, if nothing else, entertained.
The saddest part, to me, is that for nine weeks I shall be entirely cut off from the outside world, spare a letter here or there. Once this initial training regimen has concluded I must travel far south to Florida for another half year of training. This means, I am afraid, that I shall not be able to be an active member of this community during that time. Indeed, given the probability of taking voyages, my absence may even be longer!
Regardless, I would like to thank you, the staff and the fans, for allowing me to work here. These past few months would have been devoid of any intellectual challenge (hardly any employers wants to take in an employee who will leave in a matter of months), and the feedback I receive has been, for the most part, positive.
Again I say thank you. I am proud to have worked here.
All the best,
Benjamin "Mr. Ben" Littlejohn
Finally, I would like to leave you on a happier note, so here is some music that is a little more upbeat.
Thanks Ben for all that you have done. I command you to have luck in the future.
Thanks for all the great entertainment, and thanks for going on to serve our country(s), you have been a great part of screwattack, and I wish you all the best Ben, gonna miss seeing you in the crew as much as any of the other previous long time screwattack members that have moved on to other things. Good luck.
I was hoping it was Drake! Aw well...good luck "Mr. Ben" in your future endeavors...
Good luck & take care man! All the best!
Good luck! :)
Kiss ass and take names kid! If your ever in California, let me know and me and the corps will take you out for a cold one.
Stay happy & stay safe !
Take care buddy!
Goodbye and good luck.
Hope it goes well for you.
Farewell, Take care, stay safe and good luck
Take good care of yourself Ben. You've done so much for this community, and we're proud of everything you've done for the site. We hope to hear from you again sometime in the future, and we wish the best for you.
Good luck and I hope for your safety while traveling in Florida.
All the best to you. Take care good sir!
Good Luck dude and be careful out there.
Best of luck in the military Ben, and I thank you for your service.
Give 'em hell, Ben
Good luck with your future! Take care and be safe. It was great seeing you on the site.
Take care and we'll see you when you return.