Link: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok.
The dance move everyone is talking about... the epona.
Ayyyyy, Zelda's the lady!
Link: NO, OH HYLIA (GOD) NO
Tingle: "Come with me if you want to live."
Tingle does it again!
This is a nightmare, because the guy IRL enjoyed someone doing Pelvic Thrusts above him, Link clearly thinks Tingle is a Pedo
Opa Gannon Style!
There is no caption that could possibly make this better.
I have nothing...