Get your hair cut so bad you'll just wear a hat, like-a me!

Mario's using a new strategy, people were catching on to his "Free Candy" sign.

"Mama-Mia, they may-a not-a cut hair right, but they finally got-a my mustache to match my hair-a."

plumber princess saver hero........ but 1 too many shrooms left the star child incapable of continuing his journey after thinking a turtle was trying to kill him. He now works as a sign spinner at great clips .......mama mia i missa de princess..... :`(

A sign guy that could actually catch my attention.

"Hey kids! Are you ready for Mario's next job? It's "Mario Sign Spinning"!. Compete with up to four of you friends and see who can be the best sign spinner by throwing around the wii remote plus!".

holy shit its,a mario

There weren't any warp pipes in town, so Mario's endorsing Great Clips to get coins for bus fare home.

Hey Wario!!! Look into my crazy eyes...and come get a haircut. You're hair isn't the only thing that'll get cut, muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Just ask Donkey Kong & that bastard son of his.

He will watch youre hair, at the barbershop and youre home!

"You can add sign spinner to the long list of jobs Mario's had in his career."

Sadly, After his shrrom addiction got out of hand, Mario had to trade in his plunger and pick up his haicut sign

See? Free mustache grooming with every cut!

The possessed mario head all grown up

Haircuts at Walgreen's! Perfect for Grandpa!

Well, if he isn't a pedophile in disguise, it's a pretty sweet deal on a haircut.

for when you need a plumber to cut your hair.

Mario isn't selling any thing... he's only holding the sign tohide his one up.

Mario after the Video game crash of 2015.

Mario has to do something for his Meth addiction.

SUPER MARIO'S PART TIME JOB 64! PRESS START!

Dinosaur ride not included.

After shutting doors of Bowser's hotel, Mario now aims for his barbershops.

he stare into your soul and steals your coins, the hair cut come when you lease expect

"let mario cut your hair, yippiieeee"

The uncanny valley can now reach unrealistic characters!?! noooooooo.

I will be the last thing you think of before you go to sleep tonight.

hey kids itsa me Mario! wanna buy some shrooms 1st one is free

Mario, providing the same style hair cut since 1981.

the eyes, THE EYES, TTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too many mushrooms

It's sad days when Mario is reduced to...this.

Shigeru Miyamoto cuts your Hair!!!!!!!

even saving princesses is suffering due to the economy.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE CREEPY EYES