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Characters that make Chuck Norris Crap His Pants: You Decide

1/23/12 6:56pm
tl;dr

Before you troll the comments section about how Chuck Norris never craps his pants or that I was killed when Chuck Norris sensed my lack of faith, allow me to explain.

 Greetings g1's. For those of you who have not noticed, cared, or even knew, I have not produced a single post in nearly a month. I have been out of the game for a while but I plan on making a return. Starting with this...

 

An unspeakable idea...One that is said could result in the end of the world. An idea that would make the apocalyptic 2012 a reality... An idea whose very concept could break open a hole in the universe that would vacuum everything out of existence!!! An...OK, OK, I will just get on with it already.

 

Characters that make CHUCK NORRIS CRAP HIS PANTS!!!

 

I am pretty sure all of you have at least one character and or real person in mind that, could at least equal Chuck Norris. I have already compiled a list myself but I would like to hear your thoughts. Give me as many characters as you want but please explain why you think they make Chuck Norris crap his pants. Some "facts" about them would be cool too. I will cater to popular vote but in the end, the overall representation will rest on my shoulders.

 

Let me just settle this issue before it becomes a real problem. I have wisely decided not to include Jesus, God, or any religious deity in this upcoming post. I do not want offend any g1s and the act of putting them on this article is a needless one. 

 

 With that said, I have not yet decided whether or not I should organize this list in the order in which the suggestions are most popular or not. I have also been unable to decide whether or not I should separate my ideas from yours. You can give your opinion on this, but either way it is not a huge deal. I promise I will give due credit to where it is due. 

 

So tell me guys. Who do you think would make Chuck Norris Crap his Pants?

 

REMEMBER! The fate of whether or not this proposed post will be a success or failure rests on YOU! I will post my ideas no matter what, BUT I REALLY WANT YOUR IDEAS!!! COMMENT AND EXPLAIN YOUR SUGGESTIONS!!! Before I conclude, I would like to give a personal thanks to g1 Flapperdoodle for inspiring me to do this article after our little debate on his Top Ten Street Fighter Characters. SO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!! I NEED A LOT OF INPUT FOR THIS!!!  (Showcase Please!?) Anything less than fifty comments from fifty g1s WILL NOT CUT IT!!! So again, spread the word, and if you are reading this, COMMENT!!! I think I gotten my point across rather well, so on that note, I would like to say thank you for your time and input and I hope I will see you later.

 

 

PS. If you like to keep up with me, check out my Dashboard because I plan on making another 
compilation of the most requested Deathbattles along with the Top Ten Dragons in Gaming. Thanks again and Stay Screwy!

 

 

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

biggniels

February 12, 2012 - 3:15pm

kratos duke nukem metal sonic ditto and johny cage :P

darkhyrulelord

February 2, 2012 - 5:30pm

How about Super Sonic?

Icipall

January 29, 2012 - 4:31pm

Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and Kamina from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Kenshiro is the toughest guy in the post apocalyptic world and can kill you with just poking you and give the manliest.cry.ever, and Kamina is the epitomy of manliness, making impossible possible with just his willpower.

ExplodingLobster

January 24, 2012 - 1:45pm

Gordon Freeman. He kicks so much ass. And as Miracle of Sound put it, he's "like Chuck Norris but in geek form"

werdman24

January 24, 2012 - 1:50am

A character who could make Chuck Norris crap his pants? I'd say Bruce Lee as Tang Long from "Return of the Dragon" mainly because he kills him, and with death comes the evacuation of the bowels.

Yashooo

January 24, 2012 - 1:19am

Btw, Goku can kick his ass

Yashooo

January 24, 2012 - 1:18am

I'm just gonna come out and say it...

CHUCK NORRIS IS WAAAAAY OVERATED

UltraRobPrime

January 23, 2012 - 9:38pm

The Xenomorph from Alien. Lets see... blends in with the environment, has concentrated acid for blood, meaning, if he round house kicks the Xeno, Chuck's leg dissolves and then gets eaten. Plus, Xenos are hive-minded creatures, meaning, there will be hundreds or thousands of them. If Chuck comes across a facehugger, he would be impregnated by it. Hours later he would promptly die by a chestburster ripping through is abdomen and the newly born Xenomorph will have 50% of his DNA. Sleep tight Chuck!

Samuraispartan7000

January 23, 2012 - 9:57pm

Your comment has lead me to believe that the Predator may deserve a spot on this list. They usually are able to kill about ten Aliens each not to mention their "dreadlocks of doom" inspire awesome.

UltraRobPrime

January 24, 2012 - 5:00pm

How could I forget about the Predator? D'oh!

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