Characters that make Chuck Norris Crap His Pants: You Decide
Before you troll the comments section about how Chuck Norris never craps his pants or that I was killed when Chuck Norris sensed my lack of faith, allow me to explain.
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An unspeakable idea...One that is said could result in the end of the world. An idea that would make the apocalyptic 2012 a reality... An idea whose very concept could break open a hole in the universe that would vacuum everything out of existence!!! An...OK, OK, I will just get on with it already.
Characters that make CHUCK NORRIS CRAP HIS PANTS!!!
I am pretty sure all of you have at least one character and or real person in mind that, could at least equal Chuck Norris. I have already compiled a list myself but I would like to hear your thoughts. Give me as many characters as you want but please explain why you think they make Chuck Norris crap his pants. Some "facts" about them would be cool too. I will cater to popular vote but in the end, the overall representation will rest on my shoulders.
Let me just settle this issue before it becomes a real problem. I have wisely decided not to include Jesus, God, or any religious deity in this upcoming post. I do not want offend any g1s and the act of putting them on this article is a needless one.
With that said, I have not yet decided whether or not I should organize this list in the order in which the suggestions are most popular or not. I have also been unable to decide whether or not I should separate my ideas from yours. You can give your opinion on this, but either way it is not a huge deal. I promise I will give due credit to where it is due.
So tell me guys. Who do you think would make Chuck Norris Crap his Pants?
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kratos duke nukem metal sonic ditto and johny cage :P
How about Super Sonic?
Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and Kamina from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Kenshiro is the toughest guy in the post apocalyptic world and can kill you with just poking you and give the manliest.cry.ever, and Kamina is the epitomy of manliness, making impossible possible with just his willpower.
How could I forget about the Predator? D'oh!
Gordon Freeman. He kicks so much ass. And as Miracle of Sound put it, he's "like Chuck Norris but in geek form"
A character who could make Chuck Norris crap his pants? I'd say Bruce Lee as Tang Long from "Return of the Dragon" mainly because he kills him, and with death comes the evacuation of the bowels.
Btw, Goku can kick his ass
I'm just gonna come out and say it...
CHUCK NORRIS IS WAAAAAY OVERATED
Your comment has lead me to believe that the Predator may deserve a spot on this list. They usually are able to kill about ten Aliens each not to mention their "dreadlocks of doom" inspire awesome.
The Xenomorph from Alien. Lets see... blends in with the environment, has concentrated acid for blood, meaning, if he round house kicks the Xeno, Chuck's leg dissolves and then gets eaten. Plus, Xenos are hive-minded creatures, meaning, there will be hundreds or thousands of them. If Chuck comes across a facehugger, he would be impregnated by it. Hours later he would promptly die by a chestburster ripping through is abdomen and the newly born Xenomorph will have 50% of his DNA. Sleep tight Chuck!
Kirby. Kirby may not be intimidating at all but he is a monster eats anything in his path. According to brental floss the only way Kirby wont eat you is if you shit and piss your pants.
You're probably going to see a lot of these guys: Duke Nukem - kicked alien ass several times, he can bench press over 600 pounds easy, and he is all that is man.
Serious Sam - He kills aliens too but he isn't afraid to rip them apart or just shoot them in the testicles.
Captain Falcon - He's macho and his Falcon Punch has achieved a God-like status itself
Doom Guy - he killed hell...literally. Several times. Then he decided he didn't mind it to the point that he decided to stay in hell and keep kicking their asses for all eternity. That is badass incarnate.
Darth Vader. He can wring your neck from across the room! I'd like to see Chuck Norris try that...