I have never before seen such professional Engrish.

No meat? Damn gaijin goomba was right people in japan really are herbivores!

So what is the vegetable eating?

I don't even get vegetables on my Subway.

So, you only get one vegetable?

Those people that eat vegetable are posers because they have no style like those at Subway.

But subs have meat don't though they? Maybe not in japan I guess...

Subway's got the shortest and sweetest slogan. Why wouldn't they just use "Eat fresh?"

Just needs some commas (,) and it'll look better

the natural ideal style of eating vegetable?

Rolls right off the tongue.