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[Community Showcase] Sidescrollers NewsDesk 2011 Wrap-Up

1/2/12 1:00pm
tl;dr

From the absurd to the tragic to the hilarious, if it was reported on the Sidescrollers News Desk you can find it here -- illustrated.

Editor's Note: These Infographics are awesome! Great work g1 Gazebo!!

That about does it! All the values listed here are per the best of my knowledge; I didn't thoroughly research most stories (save for a select few) and used pretty much what was reported on Sidescrollers. Thanks for checking out my time sink and here's to a fantastic (and utterly screwball) 2012!

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

FanBoy

January 24, 2012 - 11:09pm

im sure you missed 2 new zealand ones. expecially the lawn dick.

Gazebo

January 26, 2012 - 10:22pm

The grass phallus is actually the one item that came from Australia/Oceania and the only one I have in my notes from last year in that area.

Bonidex

January 7, 2012 - 11:02am

The best moment of the best attraction of Screwattack. Yes, I love Sidescrollers, but the newsdesk is, hands down, the best part. OMG, not one crazy piece of news from my area? (South America-Brazil) Wow... we're normal... ? Really?

Aussie Legend

January 2, 2012 - 10:15pm

Yikes, you put a suspect amount of time in to this o_o

Gazebo

January 2, 2012 - 10:54pm

Yeah yeah, I know...it's nice to invest time in a project I actually enjoy working on for once, though.

Aussie Legend

January 3, 2012 - 5:48am

Sorry if that sounded rude btw, I meant that in the nicest way possible, it was very thorough and an enjoyable recap of the year's silliness :)

Though I'm a little disappointed there was only one story from Australia, we need to work on that for 2012 haha.

styx971

January 2, 2012 - 8:54pm

great job getting all these stats had to be fun tho lol

SIMIFU

January 2, 2012 - 7:43pm

Gotta love Florida.

ExplodingLobster

January 2, 2012 - 6:17pm

I really hope the crew start re-enacting the news desk stories again, they made the stories all the more hilarious.

Sean Hinz

January 2, 2012 - 5:39pm

I love the George Carlin quote. Even he knew about Florida.

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