[Community Showcase] Top 10 Most Inappropriate Statements by Stuttering Craig on SideScrollers of 2011
It's not too long, just freakin' read it.
I love ScrewAttack and my favorite feature is SideScrollers. Why? Well, one big reason is to sit back and enjoy Craig's brain pooping. The man is infamous for making inappropriate statements and while some people get offended, most of us laugh at his ignorance and honest mind. Craig's the guy who states what everyone else is thinking but too afraid to say. He reminds me of myself when I'm around my friends, saying controversial things to get some laughter while knowing some might not find it funny. And even though Jared and Chad keep questioning him, he keeps on going and never seems to disappoint us. Coming straight from my heart, NEVER get "Politically Correct", Craig. You'd truly become the most boring person on the planet, trust me, I know. We love you dude for who you are, and we wouldn't want it any other way.
So in honor of Craig's wandering mind and since 2012 is just around the corner, I thought to myself, "Why not count down the Top 10 Most Inappropriate Things Craig has said during the past year?", and so I did. Keep in mind, these are only statements from Video SideScrollers, I haven't included anything from the early 2011 Audio Podcasts. Also, keep in mind that I didn't rewatch every episode of SideScrollers to make this list. I just included the 10 that I remember strongly and I'm sure I've forgot a few.
The only rule to get on this list? The statement had to been from a regular episode, NOT anything from Extended Cut. In other words, the following statements had to have been available for everyone to enjoy.
I'm looking forward to 2012 for more of Craig's inappropriateness so I might be able to do another list. And with that, I wish everyone a Happy New year!