Before Conker had his Bad Fur Day, he was in Twelve Tales, in this unseen footage!
Before Conker became the foul-mouthed, teddie-hating, beer-swelling squirrel we all know today, he was just another cute mascot character in a LONG-ass line of cute mascot characters. He had a Game Boy Color game and a cameo in Diddy Kong Racing. But that was it before he had his Bad Fur Day.
Then, he had a game in the pipeline called Twelve Tales: Conker 64 that was set to be released for the N64 before its transformation into one of the funniest games for the system. And all we saw of it were gameplay plus a couple of screenshots, and that was it.
Well, fear not! RareMinion.com (who oh-so famously dug up footage of Dinosaur Planet, aka StairFax Temperatures in its original form) has done it again! They have dug up 30 jam-packed minutes of this lost N64 game, much of which is NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN to the public eye. Check it out:
Now we wanna hear your say, g1s! Would you have been able to play this before it became what it is now? And would like Conker in this form BEFORE he started getting all Live and Reloaded? Jot those down in the comments.
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The world needs more foul-mouthed squirrels....especially in a world today where I can see him making PLENTY of jokes.
TwistoFate
Rare would have been better off releasing this than Bad Fur Day; mostly because the lighthearted atmosphere and E rating would have given it a wider audience, with solid gameplay the game would reviewed AND sold well. Then again I'm not a reliable opinion on this matter, I HATE Conker's Bad Fur Day and think its insanely overrated. :/
Falcovsleon20
Nah, I think the M-Rated South Park-esque makeover did Conker more good than bad. While I would've been interested in actually playing this, it probably would've sold just as poorly if not more if not for being too cute, than for being too similar to Banjo, DK64 and a bunch of other similar 3-D Platformers.
LRJaves
This game would have sooo been badass.
Yashooo
This game is waay too cute and happy.. ugh xD
Tom the Iron Man
You know I wish this actually came out in it's intended form alongside Conker's Pocket Tales for the GBC before Bad Fur Day was released. The shock value of Conker going from a cute and cuddly platformer to him having a 21st birthday hangover would have been brilliant.
scioneon
I think they were trying to make a counter part to Mario 64 and thanks to the cuteness it failed. So instead of battling with Mario for platforming. Rare must have decided to take a completely different route and it worked.
BenNiGeLing
Anyone else picturing all of Rare throwing their hands up at the same time shouting "Scew it!" ? As far as I know, the reason for the transformation was that they thought it was too cute(rightfully so). It's fun to see all those things(like the scarecrow, the cyclops, the rocket board, Berry's head+hair, everything,really) and immediately recognise them from Bad Fur Day.