Death Battle has featured some of the strongest charcters ever from Link to Superman. However, on the opposite side of the spectrum, there exist two characters who are so weak and so lame, they will never be featured on a official Death Battle. Those men are Mike Dawson from Dark Seed 2
and Prince Alexander from King's Quest VI.
These men have been called lame, weak, and just all around losers. But which of these men is the "greater" of the two?
Despite what Dark Seed 2's plot would have you think, Mike Dawson sucks. The man is being framed for the death of his "girlfriend" who was more than likely cheating on him with just about everyone in the game and somehow, her death is linked to the darkworld. A nightmarish world parallel to our own that somehow, Mike Dawson was able to stop from coming into his world in the first game (He was less lame in that game).
He never shuts up. With this he can annoy Alexander to death.
He has a limited knowledge of weapons but he is more than likely scared to use them.
Somehow and don't ask me how he did it, he punched a guy.
Nobody likes him.
He is a crybaby.
Everyone walks all over him including a clown with depression.
He has trouble with simple games like Ring tossing.
His mom has bigger balls than him.
His only way of solving crimes is "What is your relationship to Rita?"
Despite having a father with muscles like Hulk Hogan and being a prince, Alexander might has well be a little kid who should be locked inside the basement for being a accident on the family. Alexander grew up with a creepy wizard who kidnapped him and after dealing with him and returning to his real family, he spent the rest of his life doing nothing until seeing a girl who made him moist. With this, he ventured outward to seek this girl and thus, begins a adventure of being stepped on by everyone, dealing with stupid creatures and puzzles, and just being annoying.
He won't shut up. Like with Dawson, he can annoy him to death.
He is able to think on his feet...granted his solutions are lame as hell but they work.
His daddy can beat up your daddy.
Everyone walks over him even though he is a prince.
He isn't a fighter.
Terrible fashion sense.
He is very weak to cold and hot objects
He almost dies everyday
There is only one outcome to this and that is......DRAW! You send these men to killed each other and what happens? They die from anything but themselves. Mike more than likely dies from a alien baby inside his head that he got from his last trip to the Darkworld and Prince Alexander caught dysentery during the fight andshit himself to death. No one would come to help Mike since he is wanted for murder and Alexander's dad is more than likely in a desert drinking water for a ad.
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