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The DEATHBATTLE pattern.

9/29/12 1:01am
tl;dr

Deathbattles are made to appease fans. 
 


After a character from another series loses, the character from the same series seems to always win right after. No one can even deny that Link only won vs Cloud due to Zelda losing to Peach in the most terrible Deathbattles ever. 



This will result in Superman beating Goku for the sole reason of Batman losing episodes before. 
 


I can even bet my account on it. 



 


Now I couldn't care less if you agree with me, or think I'm being highly illogcial and "trolling." But the way I see it, these Deathbattles are already decided due to past winners and losers. 
 


When the person belonging to a company, deveoloper or series loses, episodes later another character from the same company, series ect makes his/her appearance and ALMOST ALWAYS WINS THE DEATHBATTLE. 




Don't agree with me, let's look at the examples? 




Boba fett(Starwars) loses to Samus



Then Luke Skywalker(Starwars) beats Harry Potter. 



^
 


Shadow (SEGA/Sonic series) loses to Vegeta
 



The Deathbattle RIGHT AFTER  Sonic (SEGA/Sonic series) beats Mario 



Appeasing the vast Sonic fans on Screwattack so they won't get angry from 2 losses. 
 


^


Chun-li(Street fighter) vs Mai Shiranui
 


Note how 2 street fighter people won already (Akuma, Zangief) well Deathbattle can't have that.
 


Chun Li loses even though proven to be the vastly superior fighter. 


^


Zelda(Legend of Zelda) vs Peach(Mario series) *probably the worst out of all the episodes
 


See how Mario loses, and Peach wins against Zelda after in the probably most poorly analyzed, biased and completely lucked out Deathbattle. 
 


^

And since everyone was still in a rage over seeing Peach beat Zelda (Yes Peach Beat Zelda....) 


Deathbattle needed to please the Legend of Zelda fans because of the shitstorm they created. 
 


So they made Cloud vs Link. And guess what? LINK WON!

 

Even though Cloud can chop through skyscrapers, dodge bullets and move at mach speeds he loses to a Medival boy with some magic(even though Cloud has armor). 

 

 

Cloud losing to Link was the stupidest moment in Deathbattle history, and the only reason he won because a Zelda character lost to Peach in some messed up Deathbattle. 
 


^

 


Pikachu vs Blanka(Street Fighter)
 


Even though Pikachu had more power, speed, varity of attacks, and was more resistant to electrical attacks then Blanka. Blanka still wins to make up for Chun-Li losing in that deathbattle.
 


Most of the Deathbattles winner are looked upon previous Deathbattles, and determined who needs to be made up for.
 

 
Conclusion

 


Because of Deathbattle wanting to please the fans, this is gonna be the result of the next Deathbattle.
 

 


Batman(DC) lost to Spiderman, and now Superman (DC) vs Goku. Superman is going to win for the sole reason that Batman (a very popular DC character) was beaten, and they need to appease the DC fans.

 


Where have we seen this before? 



Zelda loses Peach, 2 episodes later Link beats Cloud. Coincidence?

 


Batman loses to Spiderman, 2 episodes later Superman beats Goku. Coincidence?
 


To please the DC fans, Superman will beat Goku for the reason only, this "battle pattern" used to pleasure fans. 


Now I couldn't care less if you agree or disagree with me, this is on my mind and a major downer on the Deathbattles legitimacy. 

 

My reaction if you agree, disagree or ignore


 


I can bet my account that Superman will win vs Goku because of this bullsh*t. 
 

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

RTKTS

December 26, 2012 - 10:30pm

This is insulting, especially to the death battle crew. With the fact they bother to put in so much research into both sides neglecting bias you should realise exactly how stupid what you're claiming is. Wonderwoman lost to rogue, and Batman lost to Spiderman. (Marvel:2 DC: 0) So It's pretty obvious that you've gotten your facts wrong.

Secondly, they were actually pretty accurate with the results of Rainbow Dash vs Star scream and Peach vs Zelda. Why? Because the thing most people don't seem to understand when comparing two characters in terms of who would win is the fact that power/strength/experience is only one thing that can help someone win in a fight, you need to take into consideration diversity of their arsenal, intellect, how they actually fight or who they've actually fought in the past.

All Zelda had over Peach was skill, apart from that not much else.

melvingenao

December 1, 2012 - 1:46am

I call BS on this, Superman will win because he is more powerful in every way and more versatile. DC lost with Wonder Woman and Batman lost as well.

http://www.screwattack.com/news/superman-stronger-version

ELC1837

October 31, 2012 - 7:34am

1. So ... how bout dem Mortal Kombat guys? When did they win? 2. Zelda v. Peach was a let down, I agree. 3. I know I'll get flamed for this, but Cloud is overrated anyway. Not saying he couldn't hold his own in a fight, but most of his legend is based off of the FFVII spinoffs and Kingdom Heart series, not his actual game. Besides, it's kinda hard to judge power levels when Sephiroth destroys the solar system more than once and Cloud (and by extension, his party and the rest of the world) with a Supernova.

leojay

October 6, 2012 - 4:34am

The autism is high in this one.

Ever heard of a thing called A COINCIDENCE?

Tinnie

October 2, 2012 - 3:10pm

DarkKnight

http://www.gophoto.it/view.php?i=http://www.hangthebankers.com/wp-conten...

And please, take your retarded logic with you.

MooCow of Justice

October 2, 2012 - 11:37am

The reasons for winning are given right in the video, and they're all pretty legitimate. Yeah, I disagree with a few outcomes, but that's because of my own style. I don't analyze fighting styles, because I think it's stupid, and a lot of styles would go right out the window if you bloodlusted the characters, which you have to do, because otherwise the hero characters won't always kill.

And I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Link's so much stronger than Cloud it's absurd, and on forums that I came from, we didn't even agree it was possible for Cloud to hurt Link. So basically, our Link stood like a damn statue as Cloud wailed on him as hard as he could, and it did nothing. You Cloud fans are lucky that Cloud was even allowed to hurt Link in the first place.

Elmo 3000

September 30, 2012 - 1:05pm

Honestly, I've tried to come up with some kind of reasoning for winnings so I can feel kind of smug when my choices are correct, but you're logic just doesn't match up.

Wonder Woman lost, so the next DC character will win. Nope, Batman lost too.

Rogue won, so the next Marvel character will lose. Nope, Thor won. Well, maybe the next one - nope, Spider-Man won too.

Street Fighter, well, Akuma won, so Zangief should lose. Nope, he won.

Honestly... I think that Superman will win, but that's just a wild guess, and also because I really want Superman to win. It's just that whether Superman wins or loses, it will continue a pattern. Of some sort. It's just much easier to conclude that the winners and losers really are chosen rand- well, not randomly, but between Ben and Chad.

Mr_Z

September 30, 2012 - 3:17am

Who cares if there's a conspiracy? They're still great videos.

Contrast

September 29, 2012 - 8:55pm

Scary how some people can lose their grip on reality...

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