A Disagreement with Game theory and Woodyman

Posted on October 16, 2012 - 11:23am by CalebTheSheep

Ok so before we go anywhere lets clarify a few things, 1 this is just my opinion,2 i am not trying to start a fight with anyone, 3 this is more of an friendly debate and id love to hear all of your feedback and finaly this is just for fun. We good? cool now that that PC crap is out of the way

What the BLEEP is wrong with Game theory?

no offence i LOVE game theory and i would normal just tell everyone to go watch the show it REALY is good. but sometimes game theory sounds like its the ONLY ANSWER.

and get s a little to ego Driven

 

recently Game theory made an episode called

why the Official Zelda Timeline is WRONG

now if you havent seen it Stop reading and go watch it now then come back here.

 

Now that you have seen it you will learn the Title is misleading

just trying to Get Peoples attention and Shock vaule

 now i Love game theory

and there previous episode how all universe are the same

i enjoyed greatly

but this isnt just me bitchin about an episode

i am flat out telling people that episode is 100% wrong

because the theory is Off

 

now i Love game theory

and i am  sure you will notice that they were realy more arguing Semantics

 

Calling it a timeline insted of a UNIVERSE because apparently link cant be in two places at once

 

but here is a Wrench throw into his Flawed theory

 

In REAL Life we only live once (unless Ressurectioning Jesus and or Reincarnation is real)

my point is in The Zelda universe You can come back from the Dead with a Fairy so Technically speaking you CAN DIE and be doing somthing else in Another timeline

 

also in Mario you have more then 1 Life

 

so the whole reincarnation Theory Completly Ruins The whole its a UNIVERSE Theory not Timeline theory

 

but i digress because i did enjoy the episode

and i Do love the idea of Multiverse

 

but who is the say certain parts of the Universe can't have Differant Magical Rules

 

how many times does Link DIE anyways of Old age and get Reincarnated

 

and He flat out gets RESSURECTED With a Fairy in a bottle

 

so Reincarnation is your spirit being reused and Soul Remade new Recycled

forgetting past lives previous experiances

but Ressurection is Being the Same person

Like Jesus =]

 

 

i guess my point is even if that was my only Argument i would still be Right

Game theory Missed a HUGE JUNK of information

 

but what is my point you ask is that my only theory?

No

because recently Woodyman g1 of the year 2012

posted a fun little article called

What would Happen if Roles where Reversed

basicly a Good fun article featuring the ideas

if Mario was the Bad guy Villian

and Bowser was the Good guy HERO

 

and that is fun in all

 

but both Game Theory and Woody man have forgotten 1 HUGE THEORY,.....my theory

that proves them BOTH WRONG!

and completly shows they have one THING in common

 

 

Are you ready?

this is going to BLOW YOUR MIND

get ready for a GAME OVER

 

 

GAME OVER!

 

you dead yet?

you ready to learn the Secret

 

The OZ behind the Curtain

 

 

here we go

 

 

None of its real.

now i know what you must be thinking

 

yah yeah we all no Video games aren't REAL

 

Dont bore us with your Lecturing Crap about how we Need to Live our Lives

 

no thats not what i am saying at all

sure i COULD be saying

yes all video games are fantasy and we should all do more productive things with our lives

at the end of the day Video games are a Time waster

and no matter how much you love or hate them

and no matter how well your hand and eye cordination because

it is JUST A GAME

 

but since all of your HARDCORE,MIDCORE ,GAMERS and Sony,microsoft,and nintendo fanboys are screaming right now HATE

 

VIDEO GAMES ARE LIFE.

thats where i disagree with you

unless God is a 10 year old playing games with his friends for his amusement

 

i do not think videogames are Life

but they ARE a BIG PART of Life

and MY LIFE PERSONALY

so it would be WRONG to Disvideogames

 

and since Gaming culture is becoming MORE AND MORE of a Popular thing

More Mainstream

its not just nerds and dorks like me who play them

fun fact the average gamer is a 30 year old male

 

that being said WHY NOT JUST BASH BOARD games

and BASEBALL or YATZEE

 

sure i could do that

and i WONT

because i have NOTHING against video games

nothing in the Slightest

so do NOT misunderstand me when say Videogames aren't Life

i am just being Realistic

and i am NOT trying to Diss all of you Nore insult Screwattack.com

for saying ITS JUST A GAME ITS NOT REAL.

no thats an debate for another time

 

i am saying in the WORLD of Gaming

not our world

 

BUT MARIO's KIRBYS Pikachus Crash bandicoot Master Cheifs and Many more

 

(and i know our universe is there universe i get it game theory)

i am saying in THERE WORLD!

 

its not real.

 

is your MIND BLOWN yet?

 

well lets elaborate

we cant help but agree with woodyman when he says it would be cool if gaming Character roles were reversed

its like Gender roles

 

Manly Men become Stay at home dads that cook

and House Wifes become Hard working Female CEOS.................or Lauren Moore<3

my point is playing your roles are fun

but the other roles are also fun

 

and its fun to sterotype people

 

and yes an Evil Link would be a Great Villain (Darklink wink wink)

and YOU PLAYING AS AWESOME CAPTAIN FALCON CLONE CHARACTER GANNONDORF

MURDERING LINKS FRIENDS with WARLOCK PUNCHES would be a GREAT GAME

ALL TO SAVE Hyrule for the EVIL WITCH ZELDA! and return as the RIGHTFUL KING OF HYRULE

 

who wouldnt want to play that game?

 

while i agree with Woodyman that would be fun

and i agree the multiverse theory from game theory technically is cool and makes that possible

 

they are forgetting one fact

 

Just because a Character can play a Role of Hero or Villian

does NOT MEAN that they have to be in an Alternate UNIVERSE for them to Swap roles

 

 

now some of you might be confused by my logic

 

Why would Bowser a Kidnapper be good?

Why would the Evil King of Darkness Gannondorf be GOOD?

why would Dr Wily be a Good guy?

could Any of the good characters forgive the sins of the Fallen Villians?

 

all good questions

but consider my POINT

 

Its All FAKE

Non of its real

it never HAPPENED

 

so this OPENS UP A WHOLE WORLD OF THEORYS

 

Lets say for a moment We Leave our Fictional World

and go into the World of gaming

NOW I KNOW that  our Universe is there universe

but we don't nessisaraliy share the same planet

we could have the SAME UNIVERSE

and Both live on Planets named Earth

Our real life Earth 1

and theres Earth 2

 

this isnt the multiverse theory tho that game theory presented because they said it would be ALTERNATE Dimentions

 

so what is MY point

 

Lets Leave Our REAL LIFE WORLD in 2012 MERICA! fuck yea 10/16/2012

 

and go into the World of Gaming

Spasificly The Super Mario Brothers Universe

The Mushroom Kingdom (starting off with mario is a Simple start)

now i know alot of you have waited to get to MY point

and i thank you for reading this far

 

Here is my point

in our World we live in Earth

in the Fantasy world of Mario they live in Mushroom Kingdom

 

what was his First game

Donkey kong....then Mario Bros

yeah yeah but lets skip ahead to the MAIN GAME Mario got that brought him FAME

 

try saying that 5 times fast

Main game mario got that brought him fame..x5

That would be Super Mario Brothers on the NES

in that first game we know the basic plot Spoiler alert

 

Mario is a good guy and his brother luigi go to save the Kidnapped Princess toadstool AKA peach

from the Evil Koopa King Bowser

with the help of Toad

You Kill Many Koopas,Goombas,Piranaplants and more Villians

Ultimately Defeating Bowser

 

now some of stated that Mario is a MASS Murderer implying he isnt the good guy

 

that is a misconseption of The Bible and The words Murder and Kill

 

i will explain

The Bible has the Ten commandments and one of them is thall shalt NOT KILL

 

the chosen people at that TIME Moses and his gang (not nessisarily Joshua and Caleb)

were forbidden from Breaking the 10 commands

they break 1 they break them all

 

now the Word MURDER means you Murder somebody in Cold blood

The World Kill means you Kill somebody Example

Chad James Trys to Hurt Craig's Dog Bowser

Craig Defends Bowser and Acsidently Kills Chad James

Now is Craig a Murderer? NO He DID Kill Chad

but Chad was the MURDERER here trying to hurt Bowser Bad chad shame on you jk jk jk

 

my point is Self Defence counts

War is Not fun but it happens

Murder means you Kill against a LAW at the time

Killing is the Action

 

You can KILL without MURDERING

But you CANT MURDER without KILLING

 

see my point

thats why one of the Ten commandments are so HARD to Keep

its not thall shalt not murder

its thall shalt not KILL

not even in self defence

 

with that biblical knowlege and making fun of Chad james!  in your brain now

you can Test the statment

is MARIO A GOOMBA MURDERER or KILLER?

He is Clearly Killing in Self Defence

he is NO MURDERER

 

Murder implys you Kill an Inocent Person

not a Guilty party trying to HARM or MURDER YOU

 

 

mind you Mario Not only Kills in self defence countless Goombas and koopas and bowser himself to save Peach

 

BUT he DID MURDER HOWEVER ALL THE INNOCENT TOADS

thats right

The Blocks in Mario brothers are Actuly All toads transformed by Bowsers Magic

now it could have been an Acsident that maybe mario didnt KNOW those BLOCKS where all the Mushroom Kingdom toads

 

but eather he thought they were dead allready and didnt know they could be Saved (maybe they couldnt maybe once you are turned into a Block you are DEAD forever kind of like being Frozen)

or he didnt care

 

So whether Mario didnt know or Didnt care

 

mario has some BLOOD ON HIS HANDS

 

 

then there is Mario 2..........both of them

in super mario brothers 2 aka the lost levels

same plot

mario fights bad bowser

and Saves princess

it doesnt matter how many Innocent or Non innocent Lives he must take to Save PEACH he will because he is her HERO

but maybe all those he MURDEREd he can bring back with ONE up Mushrooms

mario Dies plenty of times in the mario universe

that could explain his LUST FOR BLOOD

 

in the end he will pull a Jesus and bring everyone back to Life with all those ONE UPS he FARMED by JUMPING ON THAT ONE Koopa on the Starecase

thanks KOOPA TROOPA Dude!

 

and then you all know the USA MARIO 2 aka Doki doki Panic

Doki Doki Mario is ALL JUST A DREAM

 

so we have 2 games That Matter when it comes to Marios Morality

Minus Donkey Kong

and Mario bros

Killing Turtles and Apes isnt a BIG deal

 

Notices in the Chad trying to hurt Craigs Dog metaphore i used Craigs DOG an Animal

not Relative

if craig was protecting his Childs life it would seem alot harsher a situation

we kill fish all the time

we eat cows and chickens

and i am not shouting PETA or anything

 

but my HONEST teasing of CHAD james aside whome we all know would never hurt a fly

 

I love u chad

 

it doesnt make you a MURDERER to harm an Animal no matter how endangered that species is

it only makes you a Murderer to Harm a INNOCENT HUMAN LIFE

 

so in Donkey Kong Mario Kills a APE inself defence

so no murder there

and in mario bros he only Kills a Crabs and turtles

so no murder there

 

furr isnt murder Peta is just a bunch of hipacrites moron liberals

 

that being said

we COULD imply Mario isnt Murdering by stating

that toads and Goombas arent HUMAN LIFE EATHER..........but lets not go there JUST YET

 

 

my point is Only in Super Mario Brothers 1 and Super mario Brothers 2 the lost levels the True Sequel

 

you have to ask yourself IS MARIO A GOOD GUY?

 

well i have an ANSWER

 

YES HE IS

Remember how i Made up the whole Chad James trying to hurt Craig's Dog or Kids paragraph

 

that was funny wasnt it

 

because it makes fun of chad which pisses off the chad fans

and makes craig seem AWESOME as allways

 

but we know that would NEVER happen

(or at least lets hope not i do not want to give u guys any ideas)

 

but the point is i took Chad and ripped away all his MORALS

 

because i made him the villian in my FICTIONAL STORY

 

now here is my point

Who ever said Bowser was Evil?

Since the whole CHAD being evil was a FAKE pretend story

whats to stop us from saying Mario brothers 1 or 2 NEVER HAPPENED

Making not only MARIO VERY MORAL

and BOWSER also Very MORAL

here is my ANSWER

 

Its not real

yes we know Mario and bowser are created by Miyamoto

but EVEN in Mario and Bowsers world

NONE of the events in Mario brothers 1 or 2 Actuly Took place......well sort of......They did but now how you think

 

The Answer lies in

Super Mario Brothers 3

 

we are first presented with The 3rd Official game in the Super Mario brothers universe in the controversial movie

The Wizard

 

and how do they introduce the movie

 

BY SHOWING A THEATER STAGE AND OPENING CURTAINS

 

how does mario brothers 3 Begin

by SHOWING THE CURTAIN RISE and MARIO AND LUIGI Jumping on Shells and playing with powerups on the start Screen

 

 

yes the Start Screen it exists to us

but does it exist in Marios universe?

 

I SAY YES YES IT DOES

its on the stage

 

here is my POINT

MARIO BROTHERS 3 IS A PLAY

 

bring us to the GRAND TRUTH AND FLAW with both Game theory and Woodymans Logic

 

IT NEVER HAPPENED

 

Mario 3s plot is once again bowser is evil and mario Kills him

or more to the point he lets bowser Crush the Ground from beneath himself and commit acsidental suicide

which is less evil

but if MARIO 3 is just a play then BOWSER isnt Evil

and Bowser isnt DEAD eather

 

but Why would Bowser be good in Mario brothers 3 and be Willing to do a play with MARIO if two games Prior he TRIED TO MURDER MARIO

 

put it this way

Would you do a Theater play with the guy who Kidnapped your Girlfriend twice and Tried to murder you?

 

No you wouldnt

but What if and go with me here

What if Mario brothers 1 and 2 are also plays

 

think about it this way

 

if Mario 1 and 2 are Real in the mushroom kingdom universe not ours

then eather Mario brothers 3 isnt cannon

or Mario went from saving  a princess and killing possibly murdering Many Lives human or not to Ultimately Kill his Enemy

and Through Satanic powers Bowser Ressurected Twice

to then try the same Sceme Again and then go on to do a..............Theater Play with mario?

 

some people have said Mario 3 has subliminal Satanic Messages

 

maybe Bowsers Version of HELL is to suffer for all eternity or anialationism doing the same play mario brothers 3 over and over and over again for God's amusment

 

in this case God is Miyamoto

 

but lets be Frank if Mario 3 isnt cannon then Mario Kart, Mario Party,mario tennis,and mario paint aren't real eather......just mario games but not apart of the universe

 

but what if they ARE apart of the universe and ARE CANNON

 

then in Marios 1 2 and to Mario is ACTULY LITERALY Fighting bowser

but then ultimately does a play with him

to then go on and invite him to a PARTY?

what the fuck?

that doesnt make sence

 

but look at how Mario Party 2 begins

 

i am sure alot of you want to dismiss mario party from cannon but lets NOT BE HASTY

in Mario party 2 a CURTAIN rises just like in MARIO BROTHERS 3

 

its clearly a play

once you beat the final board Bowser world

you see the end of the play in the credits

 

now why would bowser do ANY OF THIS if he was EVIL

least of all go KART RACING

unless of course my MAIN POINT

 

He isnt Evil

Mario Isnt Evil

Bowser isnt Evil

All the Mario Characters are summed up in ONE WORD

 

Hollywood

Mario and All his friends and enemys ARE ACTORS

in the MUSHROOM KINGDOM UNIVERSE

this COMPLETLY Fucks up both Game theorys Theory and brings more critisism to Woodymans theory

 

you do not have to Imagine

What if Link was evil?

 and go Man that is just wishful thinking

 

NORE does it have to be an Alternate UNIVERSE DIMENTION or whatever

 

In the fictional universe of the Mushroom Kingdom

it all started out like this

 

Mario was working as a Carpenter

much like harrison ford was before he was an actor

in Donkey kong Mario is know as Jump man

while dating his at time girlfriend pauline

maybe they shouted JUMP MAN JUMP

fending off evil Apes (the original donkey kong is Cranky Cong Confirmed in SSBB)

then he got a job as a plumber with his brother

paulina dumped him

and THEN BOOM

He finaly got his big break

as an Actor when he met princess peach

He AND His brother

starred in there FIRST MOVIE

Super Mario Brothers

(people allways wanted a good Super Mario brothers movie WELL NOW YOU HAVE GOT ONE)

Then he went on to Do a Sequel and he even had a dream about a sequel doki doki mario

 

but then his career finaly hit it realy good with Mario Brothers 3 as a Stage play on Broad way

 

but WAIT there is more

he later did some Nascar with Mario Kart

became a professional Baseball and Basket ball and SOCCER PLAYER

all while throwing AWESOME PARTYS with his BEST NEW FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD

BOWSER!

Mario and Bowser are Actors and Bowser obviously show Mario the ROPES

 

but WAIT there is even More.................Who says Mario 1 and 2 where anything more then Movies

 

What makes us BELIEVE that Donkey KONG and Mario bros ARE REAL EATHER

one Word

NOTHING!

There is nothing that States Donkey Kong is actuly a EVIL APE escaped that mario MURDERS

and HERE IS THE REAL DEAL

there is nothing that PROVES MARIO AND LUIGI ARE EVEN RELATED!

 

 

WHAT???

WTF MOTHER FUCKER!

 

Mario and Luigi Could be a Homosexual Couple

they clearly have a House together in Mario Superstar Saga

(homosexuals begin your messed up fanfictions)

but then again That could be Cannon

and They COULD be Brothers

and They could be Straight

or they could be Gay brothers................errr incest

 

or it could be they are  NOT RELATED

NOT GAY

Both Actors

and That Was just ANOTHER Play/Movie

 

my point is this

 

We don't know anything about Mario at all

we don't know his REAL NAME

his name could be jumpman STILL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

 

we don't know his Sexuality

we dont even know if he is RELATED to LUIGI

 

all we know for FACT IS THIS

 

Mario 3 disrupts all the mario games

along with the Kart ,tennis,paint,and cameo apperances

People in OUR WORLD

dont come back to Life when they Die 

even if reincarnation or Ressurections are REAL

unless God intervense

 

the one up mushrooms are a confusing Clue

unless they are fake

 

Figure it this way

you can same some mario brothers game are cannon and some art

and Mario and Bowser ARE MORTAL ENEMYS

 

 

but i Prefere to think of it this way

 

there is NO POWER UPS

only Special Effects

One up Mushrooms arent Real

and in this all applys in the mushroom kingdom fictitious universe

 

All the people we have come to Love and Hate

in the Mario universe

ARE ACTORS

Donkey Kong

Mario

Luigi

Peach

daisy

Wario

Waluigi

and YES BOWSER

 

They are all Actors

 

now recently one of the heads at Nintendo THREW A HUGE FUCK YOu to the World of Gamers

saying

The Koopa Kids(Koopalings) arent realy Bowsers Kids

 

that Bowsers ONLY Kid is Bowser JR

 

but if bowser is an actor

then BOWSER JR might not even be related to BOWSER ANYWAYS

 

Game theory completly MISSED THIS POINT AND STATED That Bowsers Kids are the koopalings

but i cant blame game theory because up untill this year

 

EVERYONE has been stating Bowser and WART apparetnly had Sex and created the Koopalings

and bowser doesnt pay child support and we DEMONIZE THIS POOR POOR ACTOR

 

But in my View

we dont know ANYTHING about Bowser Eather

BOWSER

BOWSER JR

THE Koopalings

KOOPA KIDs (mario party has more then one)

hell EVEN BABY BOWSER could ALL be ACTORS

they arent NESSISARLY THE SAME PERSON

 

so Mario and BABY MARIO might be 2 differant actors aswell

 

Not the same person in a differant time zone

 

this Does explain how Mario and Baby Mario can play each otherin a game of tennis WITHOUT THE NEED OF TIME TRAVEL

 

non of that I run into my past or future self and cause time space continum to colapes

 

Marios real name could be Jake and he is 35 years old

and Baby Mario could be named steve and he is 4 years old a child actor like gary coleman or the olsen twins

 

 

 

my point is this

forgetting that Game theory completly Missed the fact that  time warps arent nessisary

or that alternate univserses arent nessisary eather 

for The good guys to PLAY the bad guys and the bad guys to PLAY the good guys

 

forgets that its that PLAYING

thats what ACTORS are

they are PAID PRETENDERS

 

 

my theory is FURTHER PROVEN By Game theorys Theary that OUR UNIVERSE IS THERE UNIVERSE

 

Hollywood Pays Mario to be in Games

 

MEANING THERE POSSIBLY IS A REAL LIFE MARIO IN OUR WORLD SOMEWHERE WHOA

 

 

finaly

notices

in the Wizard Mario 3 is revealed with curtains

and in Mario 3 IN GAME is Revealed with Curtains

 

BOTH of them are on stages

 

and Fred Savage MIGHT just be friends with Jake....aka the actor who has played Mario all these YEARS

 

Hollywood is bigger then we think

and THERE is your connection between the wizard and Mario 3

 

THE CURTAIN

 

its also connected to MARIO party 2

 

my theory is This

Mario is an Actor in OUR WORLD

OUR UNIVERSE

every single JOB HE TAKES he gives hollywood or at least the mushroom Kingdom Equivalant of hollywood HIS LIKENESS RIGHTS

 

Every videogame is a Story of Another movie thIS ........................JAKE  the actor plays

all under the alias mario

Mario is an actor along with Donkey kong luigi peach Yoshi Bowser and MANY MORE

everytime mario makes another FILM OR PLAY aka VIDEO GAME

he partys at the GOLF COURSE

HAS A PARTY FOR HIS FRIENDS or at least throws a Performance of Mario Party 123 etc on Theater with all his friends BOWSER ESPECIALLY

 

and in his spare time he lights to Relax with all the COINS he has made over the year at the NINTENDO headquarters

 

this makes Every Mario Game Cannon

Makes NO mario Character Nessisarly GOOD or Evil

clears up the continuity errors

makes MARIO INNOCENT TO ALL THOSE CLAIMS OF MURDERER

and ALSO CLAIMS THAT BOWSER ISNT A GOOD DAD

 

and it also opens up the possibility that Time travel isnt real

and mario and baby mario arent even the same person

Power ups arent real

and clears up how donkey kong and donkey kong JR arent related

its just CRANKY and DK and possibly DK jr was the stage name for diddy when he was young

meaning BOTH Donkey kong and Diddy Kong where at one point DONKEY KONG JR

donkey kongs saposed LOST KID .meaning someday diddykong MIGHT INFACT BE someday the NEW DONKEY KONG!

if you understand donkey kong is just a NAME

That they are all Stage plays or movies with special effects

 

and some of you might wonder will mario ever play the villian?

well if you are asking will mario ever be EVIL

You have NO PROOF HE IS CURRENTLY GOOD OR EVIL

 

he is an ACTOR!

 

soooooo there is a GREAT POSSIBILITY someday that we will have a game where you play as Waluigi and WARIO

and fight the EVIL MARIO AND LUIGI

 

but it depends on the GREATEST EVIL OF ALL

and i bring you back to a CLASSIC BIBLE VERSE

 

Money isnt EVIL within itself

but the LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL KINDS OF EVIL!

 

Basicly Loving MONEY MORE THEN PEOPLE

And in a way By not loving people you are NOT LOVING GOD

you are Loving money AS YOUR NEW GOD and not loving GOD himself

because if YOU LOVE GOD

you Love other humans!

 

Hollywood has allways been called Evil

but lets be honest

HOLLY WOOD HAS ONLY ONE INTEREST

 

MONEY!

in the Christian Documentary Lord save us from your followers

They asked the question

Why ISNT HOLLYWOOD MAKING MORE CHRISTIAN THEMED MOVIES LIKE RADIO or Fireproof ? the simple answer

 

Those Films regardless of how Christian or GOOD they are..............they just dont make MONEY

 

So if it sells it will be MADE 

how many pointless sequals do we have of movies

 

isnt ONE IRONMAN MOVIE ENOUGH?

no MARVEL had to make IRONMAN 2 and 3 and the Avengers

because THOSE MOVIES SOLD

but Why No hulk 3?

because Hulk 1 sucked in some ways

and Hulk the reboot remake sequel

Sucked in other ways

 

it took the Avengers to GET THE HULK JUST RIGHT

 

Just enough SERIOUS HULK SMASH

and Just enough FUNNY HULK

 

not to serious

not to funny

the flaws of both hulk 1 and 2

 

oh and edward nortan wanted more money but the studio didnt want to give him the money just to play a small minor part of bruce banner

so they got the OTHER GUY MARK

because hulk is just CGi Special Effects

 

 

fucking MONEY DUDE!

its not evil

but when its when you LOVE MONEY MORE THEN PEOPLE

that is what causes all the pain and suffering in this world

 

and MARIO is Lucky to be so rich

 

but HOW DO WE KNOW HE IS RICH?

does he get to keep all the coins he collects in NEW Super Mario brothers 2 for 3ds?

how do we know The currancy is EVEN REAL?

 

if i was filming a MOVIE and Then i MADE REAL CASH RAIN FROM THE SKY ALL the Onset Assistance and People in the cast would JUST START JUMPING ON THE PILES OF MONEY AND START COLLECTING CASH

 

havent you ever been in one of those rooms where they blow AIR and a whole bunch of cash and you try to grab as much doe as possible in 15 seconds?

yeah try that without the 15 second timelimit

 

and 30 other people clammering for that CASH TOO

 

Free money is free money

it brings out the WORST in humanity

 

but my point

we dont know if mario is RICH

or if he is just POOR AS SHIT

barly Geting by for that HORRIBLE HOLLYWOODCOMPANY NINTENDO

err....um or should i say the Mushroom Kingdom  Hollywood Equivalant

 

 

all i believe is this

Mario would NEVER invite ANY KIDNAPPER to a party unless it was Staged

or unless mario was allready evil

but that would be redundant

 

some have said Peach is evil because she just KEEPS getting kidnapped

 

i sAY NO

 

its all a FAKE 

 

Mario Peach are best friends

maybe they are even married

she isnt nessisarily a princess eather?

we dont know any of there real NAMES

only there Alias

 

you know they sayALL actors use fake names

that there birth names are HIDDEN from soceity

 

if thats not true

look at Katheryn Elizabeth hudson

 

 

does that Name not ring a bell?

well if i inform you that Her Mothers Name was PERRY

and KATHERYN becomes KATY

and you cut out the middle name

you have KATY PERRY

 

whala

 

i have a theory Mario and Bowser are best friends

 i imagine Bowser was a Seasoned Veteran actor Like Anthony Hopkis

and Mario was a NOBODY

but Bowser took pity on Mario and helped him get acting lessions and he got the big break he allways wanted as the LEAD in Super Mario brothers THE MOVIE STAGE PLAY VIDEOGAME!

 

however you see it fit to interprite

 

and to finaly NAIL this theorys final nail into the Coffin

in the Song Super Mario hyadain Super mario world western show

which you can clearly see in the link below

if u pause at 42 seconds you see both mario and bowser BREAK the fourth wall also REVEALING Bowser is in a SUIT and is a human after all them both wearing make up

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO26RQkfID8

 

 

 

now why would SWORN enemies Sing together?

unless they aren't

 

for rich or poorer

i believe TRUELY Mario and Bowser are actors

who have gone into our lives and MIGHT EVEN BE REAL PEOPLE IN OUR WORLD

if Game theorys Theory that our universe IS THERE UNIVERSE

 

BLURRING THE LINES BETWEEN FICTION IN REALITY

 

but i leave you with one final thought

 

if Mario is all a lie

in the sence

even in the fictional universe mushroom kingdom which might just be next door

 

mario is an actor and all his games are cannon and storys of his LIFE onstage and Off

 

who is to say Mario TH REAL MARIO has ever even been Seen

what his name is

who is he what his beliefs are

his lifestyle

who he is related too

married to

friends with?

we have no idea

i only Submit to you the reader

that Bowser and Mario are friends

they might not be friends at all

they might hate each other Like Craig and Chad

only work together hehe just kidding criag and chad

 

with that being said if mario is a Lie

 

what other video games are a lie

could Zelda and Link and Cannon all be Friends

Actors

cousins even

 

maybe Link is Gannondorfs son and gannon is just wearing all that makeup

 

what other videogames are all just a illusion like hollywood

samus?

is she not realy a symbol for female empowerment?

i dont think she EVER WAS

 

even if she was a REAL bounty hunter

that stupid propagand feminist sexists have be spewing just to get attention

not to say Samus cant kick just as much ass as a MAN if not MORE

but if she is an actress

 

maybe she cant

 

 

or she can even as an actor

 

 

where does actor Jake Live

where does Actor Steve live

 

Who is Actress Alice who has played samus all these years

 

where is Father Jacob and son Alex who have played the roles of Gannon and Link for so LONG

 

 

we might Never know

 

are they even real

 

ultimately this proves one thing

 

NA NA NA NE BOO BOO Game theory

stick your head in my ASS

i BEAT YOU

The Zelda Timeline is STILL A TIMELINE AFTER ALL

its just a play

so there BLAHHH

 

and woodymans theory isnt just a HOPEFUL THOUGHT

 

of course if it doesnt SELL

there never will be a game

where you play as gannon and fight the evil link

but recently angry birds relesed a game where you play as the pigs

 

could the birds and pigs be friends?

if they are actors they could

 

Ultimately i have proven That while the Multiverse theory is still possible

That The Zelda Timeline is still official and QUITE POSSIBLY A TIMELINE

 

just hire differant actors to play the same character LINK

if link dies who cares

he isnt even dead

 

And ultimately

IF YOU ARE ATHEIST

 

think about this

 

you allways talk about LOGIC AND REASON and SCIENCE

as your HOLY TRINITY

 

well whats more beleivable

hollywood actors

or infinate universes

 

SUCK ON that theory why dont you

 

and yes i am agnostic but a theist non the less

 

my point

if there is NO GOD

then there is NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC MUSHROOMS THAT GRANT LIFE

or Fairys that bring you back from the dead

 

but Hollywood MAGIC is NOT ONLY REALY REAL!

its in California with all the California girls like Katy perry or should i say Katheryn Elizabeth hudson

 

 

but i leave you with one final thought

Game theory and woodyman and all those reading

 

 

God or no God

South Park is a show i have LOVED

watched Everysingle episode

and The Episode Scrotie Macboogerballs

Produces a INTERESTING THOUGHT

sometimes we look for deeper meanings in things when they are not there

 

I think Game theory has done just that along with woodyman

Hopeful thinking of universes where we are differant people

where we made differant choices

believed differant things

had differant jobs

lifestyles

religions

and didnt make mistakes

 

but even in those other universes we in theory could still make mistakes

 

so we wish time travel was real too

to CORRECT THOSE MISTAKES

whether SIN or just Wasted time on Earth

 

regrets suck

and it sucks playing Mario brothers 2 doki doki learning its nothing like the REAL mario brothers 2 the lost levels

 

they are lost for a reason its a FILM

 

 

it never happend bowser would never Kidnap Peach and him and mario are friends

unless they are playing a friendly game of Smash brothers which is just a sport

like sumo wrestling

 

all in all take it from southpark

dont look for deeper meaning in EVERYTHING

somtimes videogames are just that

GAMES

nothing more

 

In the end

whether we share a Universe with Videogames or NOT

whether GOD is a Kid playing games or NOT

we have to Realise WAKE UP

Game theory and screwattack .com and NINTENDO

makes Money off of Your LOVE FOR VIDEOGAMES G1s

and Your enjoyment of Looking for Deeper Meaning in games that somtimes are NOT EVEN THERE

 

Samus isnt a Symbol for feminism

and feminism isnt Equality between the sexes its  just females SEXISM

 

Samus is just a Chick

......that we know of she might be a Dude...............a dude actor

 

but in the end

 

ITS ALL FAKE

Videogames arent real

wake up from the matrix and take the red pill

and not only realise that the matrix isnt real

 

but that the MATRIX the MOVIE ISNT REAL EATHER

and its a poor exuse for a GNOSTIC themed movie

 

so dont hate on the Sequels

tho we must admit if it sells it makes sence to make more

 

How many of you would PLAY A CHRISTIAN VIDEO GAME if they were actuly good?

Super Noahs ark 3ds SUCKS BALLS

 

and tho that recent Game Tower of Babel was actuly REALY cool looking it got one thing WRONG that needs to be adressed

 

IN THE BIBLE God Never Destroyed BABLE

he gave people differant Langauges and THEY destroyed it in there confusion

 

so God wasnt a EVIL Kid trying to destroy a tower of people for his amusment

but if there is no God it wouldnt matter

but in his defence

if they did build a tower that high they would die of Lack of breathable Air

so I like to think God had there best interests at heart

 

but still that doesnt Make a GOOD game

Biblically Accurate or NOT

 

i want to play as a VENGEFUL GOD or Two Gods

and DESTROY WORTHLESS HUMANBEINGS WITH MURDER AND POWER HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

but in the end i know That The Tower of Babel Video game is Not Real

 

Just like all Other Video games arent real

Whether there ever was a tower of Bable in real life or NOT

 

regardless Video games unite us

they are our time waster g1s

 

just like this Blog

we look for deeper meaning in things whether its THERE OR NOT

 

sometimes it is

sometimes it isnt

 

in this case i think there isnt

they are all just actors

all video game characters

and they all share ONE world

maybe even our own

 

but in the End

Video games arent real

Neather is the Matrix

if it Sells

It will have more shitty Sequels

if not well...fuck it

 

that doesnt mean its not Art

sometimes art is just art

othertimes its just a shitty painting

do i know for SURE mario is an actor

 

NO

but i know Mario 3 is a Stage play

 

ands like OZ which is another movie about gnosticisism

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

 

Kind of Like GOD........................whether he is REAL or not.............

and that Gives me all my other theorys

 

A GAME THEORY

hehe

 

anyways

Its just a Video Game

Its not real!...............or is it.?????????????? dah dah daa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes its not real... shigeru miyamoto made mario 

grow up and give me your money for all the mind blowing i did so i can go see katy perry

 

To Quote not God but Science Apiture Science Glados says

The Cake is a Lie! BITCH!

 

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