So, you guys been letting it rip lately? Well good news, Platinum Games and Konami plan to give you more to do without paying a dime, but only if you got dat PS Triple cause the PS Triple don't stop. That jive ass turnkey 360, though? It's a stop sign.

Starting Tuesday, March 12th, and going through April 3rd, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance owners will be able to download some free content on their PS3s. There's going to be 30 new missions dressed up in the graphical style of the old Metal Gear Solid VR missions, which were famous for occasionally having insane shit happen out of nowhere, like Raiden being taken away by a giant terrorist a la King Kong. That probably won't happen here (unless the combined insanity of Platinum Games is allowed loose), but free extra missions for not a dime is a pretty good deal.

For you Xbox-360 owners, there's only one thing you can blame for not getting this right now. Blame the Kinetic. Honestly, just blame that thing for everything wrong with your console and game line-up, even RRoDs. I would not be surprised if that thing was somehow the cause of everything horrible going on in the world, including Super AIDS and The Big Bang Theory being popular.

And now, for your viewing pleasure, a psychotic pretty boy cyborg wearing a sombrero, because I am still not tired of this.

"Sorry, but meat and beans gets old after awhile."