g1 Spotlight: Battle of the Bionosaurs.
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All the best g1 content from September 9th through the 15th
HEEEYYY GUYZ, it's your old pal The Stickman here once again to make the g1 Spotlight my BITCH...and by that I mean *Glances down at cue cards* show you all the BEST g1 content from the past week! Yes...how's that, Woodyman? I should point out that, after my previous attempts to ruin the Spotlight for everyone and the fact that I was pulled in at the last minute this time, the plank in charge has now got a gun pointed at my gentleman sausage so...BEST BEHAVIOUR THIS WEEK, HUH? *Wink* *Wink*
UKAAAY, let's get this shit over with so I can go back to playing Lego City Undercover and Mark of the Ninja instead of working on Space Penguin.
*Looks at cue cards*
I MEAN...LET'S GET THIS FAMILY FRIENDLY, WHOLESOME INSTALLMENT OF THE G1 SPOTLIGHT UNDERWAAAAAY!
Time for some muuuuuuuuuuuuuse-ick, baybah! That's music to those who don't read text the way I write it.
First up we got this funky remix of a Dr Eggman theme from...Sanic, courtesy of g1 Video Game Geek. I can just imagine running around a supermarket desperately looking for some chips to this tune. That's BRITISH CHIPS, NOT AMERICAN CRISPS. KISS MY AR-OW FUCK, WOODYMAN STOP HITTING ME!
And then we've got this funky remix of a...theme...from...Vangelis? Which is...a game...yes...let's go with that, thanks g1 Fond3II! BUDODODOD BUDDUDODODO BUDDOODO.
No Artwork this week, so I dunno...imagine your mums fanny or something...or Space Penguin? One or the other. Plug Plug Plug.
Pan of Steel. GET IT? CUZ IT WAS PANNED, AND PANS CAN BE MADE OF STEEL. HAHAAAH!
'Does boys' are back again soon for a second season of CinemAttack, the show where g1's disagree with each other about films despite not being in the same room! It's like Youtube Comments, the Live Action Series and it's stuff, go check it out!
Video Games are SrsBssnss.
Game #6 of Titanium Man of Flash #5 has been announced, so all y'all still left in the battle, and even those who just want a bit of 'fun' should go check out what it is in the blog. I could tell you now, but THAT WOULD AVOID THE POINT OF PLUGGING THE BLOG, MORONS!
In the forums there's stuff going on.
Sony has a new console...
It's not the PS4, it's actually the Sony Vita TV! It's like a Vita you can play on your TV!? How amazing is that? It's almost like a PS3.
SCREWATTACK MAFIA ROUND XXXI
Mafia round XXX just ended, but round XXXI hosted by Interweb is starting soon. Sign ups are right now, and you should join ASAP, because there's a kitty cat in front of a full moon by a body of water... SEE?!
This week on Out of the Box, the game looked at Volgarr the Viking and I am intrigued. Oh and I guess there was a Deathbattle or something.
UKAY, time to dive right into the deep end of g1 Bloggage, and it's going to be...be...a...
*Grabs Woodyman's gun*
GAH...GAHHH FUCK, GOD DAMN IT, GIVE IT HER-
...ooops...urrr...well...that's a lot of sap all over the floor...and there's a big SAP right in the middle! Hahah...heh...huhh...well he'd probably be laughing if he wasn't dead. ANYWAY, let's get on with the show, huh?
Oh boy, CAPITALISM SIMULATORS.
Everyone knows that anime styled RPG's are just...well they're my favourite thing ever...OH WAIT, I LIED, I HATE THEM. But, to honour the wishes of the dear departed Woodyman, I'll look beyond my own interests and tell you aaaaall about a guy called Drake, and a game called Recettear : An Item's Shop Tale, which he believes is one of the best games you've never heard of...well, he's half right!
"LOUSY LANDLORD" - Mickey Mouse, 2013.
Y'know, if you'd told me today that I'd put a video on, and be greeted by two people in Mickey Mouse hats, one of which was a puppet in a leather jacket, I'd of said "MISTER (Or missus!), YERRRR FULLA SHIT! (Or piss!)" But, low and behold, that's exactly what I got from g1 Joshg95's review of Mickey...no....no...no Tokyo...Mickey no Tokyo, yes that'll do!
SOMEONE'S OPINION DIFFERS FROM THE NORM!? DISGUSTING FILTH, BAN HIM.
LIMBO's been out for a while now, and a great deal of people have played through it and very much enjoyed it, I enjoyed it most mainly because it's name is in CAP LOCKS, AND I LOVE CAPS LOCK. But....did you know? Not everyone likes the same things! g1 Bygjuce is one of those crazy people, and he's given a review of LIMBO that DIFFERS from the USUAL OPINIONS. GOOD FOR HIM.
B is for BAD KITTAY!
Everyone's least favourite animal blogger, g1 bigjoe91 (I'd say it was Darkhyrulelord usually, but he'll cut off my research and then I'll have to do work MYSELF!) is chugging through his ABC's of Gaming at a fair clip now, he's made it to Q...and has chosen to look at...urr...Qix? Silly cat, Qik is for kids.
A ParadiseandFairies video without anime knockers? *Deep exhale*
Did you know that...once upon a time...Sega made video games that people were actually interested in? IT'S TRUE! g1 ParadiseandFairies, self proclaimed 'Sega Fanboy' is talking about once such game in his newest video, about Sword of the Beserk : Gut's Rage. Sounds like when I eat too much Chinese food.
Studio Ghibli...the only Japanese Animation I'll happily watch...
Earlier this year, the much anticipated Level 5/Studio Ghibli collaboration that I'd never heard of finally released, and made quite a large splash both in sales and reviews, but has since faded into the background of this years bigger releases...*Cough*GTAV*Cough*. That said, g1 Wulfon has only just now given us his impressions of Ni No Kuni, so you can read that here! But don't...CROAK about it though....hohoho...a reference to the only part of the game I'm aware of, good times.
Oh booooy...Final Fantasy.
I've done a lot of Spotlight blogs now, and every time I do them, I have to talk about Final Fantasy at least once...so, yeah, I've run out of of sarcastic things to say! g1 Madhog thy Master (Not my master though, I'M MY OWN MASTER, QUIET SLAVE, YES MASTER!) has posted part one of his review of IX remastered, so...woooooo...
Do Weegee's dream of Electric SPAGHETTI?
This year is the 'Year of Luigi', so that's fine and totally needed instead of a Metroid anniversary celebration...*Ahem* urr...so, yes, the fourth installment in the Mario & Luigi RPG series hit the 3DS a couple months back, and g1 psyguy has posted his review of said game. All I want to know is, can I tickle Weegees junk until his dreams warp to perversion and Mario gets dry-humped by Yoshi?
To commemorate the tragic passing of Woodyman through...urr...unknown causes... *Wipes sap off his Gimp Suit* I've included his final Top 10 list, which is all about LJN games. Seems fitting that his last act would be to remind us of how terrible life can be!
GTA MOTHERFUCKER, 10...GAMES! Hey, that's pretty clever actually! *Pats self on the back*
With GTA V mere days away, which is expected to be the biggest game of all time untilCallofDutyGhostscomesout, it's fair to say quite a few people are jolly excited, including myself! g1 Noble Team 1 has decided to steal my totally original idea of ranking game series', and has counted down all 9 previous GTA games from worst to best. Spangly Black Panties.
Better with friends? Guess that counts me out then... *Sniff*
Co-Op has become an almost essential aspect of most AAA games these days, it's safe to say that the past generation of gaming has seen the ability to play with each other in a non-sexual manner much easier. g1 Kazman2007 has ranked his 10 favourite games to play with his buuuuuuuuddies.
We all go a little mad sometimes...haven't you?
As ScrewAttack's resident psychopath, it's fair to say that I've seen some crazy shit in my time! Crazy characters in games are generally some of the most memorable for both good and bad reasons, g1 -Mazer has counted down his Top 10 Insane Video-Game Characters, it's a good read, so CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!
Did someone say...Aliens? *Sniff* TO...too soon... *Sobs*
Whilst I lament the tragedy of Colonial Marines, whilst simultaneously beating darkhyrulelord for bringing it up to me, you should go watch this video from g1 Pandora's Cartridge, which is about the Top 10 Aliens in gaming.
SPOILERS : This blog's ending will be better than most of these games.
We've all been let down by a bad ending to a game, even if the game itself was great or just as bad as the ending itself. Personally, the ending of Rayman Origins was a recent example of disappointment for me...it was just like OHP, WE'RE DONE and I was like...OHHH...KAY. g1 Diz-vii has counted down his Top 10 Worst Endings in Gaming, I hope the videos ending is powerful, and lingers with the viewer for many years to come.
Hope there's not too much of a *Puts on Shades* FALLOUT from this video...
Ever wondered what the real facts behind nuclear bombs in games? WONDER NO MORE, for g1 HistoricNerd has got you covered! I'm sure a historical video about nuclear weapons is a light and breezy topic, so feel free to watch that one with the kids!
SEE YA NEXT FALL! HAAHHAHAHAHHA...aaahhhh...so funny.
Summer is dead, murdered by Winter just like I murdered Wood-I MEAN...nothing. Autumn is the period where Winter is trying to dispose of Summer's sappy...splinter-filled corpse...and he just can't find a good dump-site! SO...urr...we get some pretty levels out of it! g1 Jordan Underneath takes a look at some of those from his basement, where I locked him away forevers.
OOOKAMI-KAMI-KAMI-KAMI KAMI CHAMELEEEEONNN, DUNUNANANANAAA!
g1 EnigmaXtreme has totally reached his 100th installment of Unboxed this week, and that's like, SO Xtreme that he's decided to take a look at one of his all time favourite games, Okami, which stars the only sparsely dressed female gaming character people don't complain about! TOPICAL, AH? Good stuff.
Dat MS Paint.
Ever wondered what a modern gamer would think of the original NES Legend of Zelda? Well, that's a shame. Ever wondered what a snooty retro gamers stereotypical view of a modern gamer would think of the original NES Legend of Zelda? WELL, g1 ARProductions has you covered! We don't need a video of snooty retro gamers complaining about modern games, they do that plenty already.
Whitly? Talking about Ghibli? GET OUTTA TOWN!
Animation legend, Hayao Miyazaki recently retired from making stuff after many many years of providing legendary productions. g1 Whitly has taken a look at his final film, 'The Wind Rises' and he's none too pleased with it. Hey, Woodyman, write a fart joke in the space below, thanks.
Note from Woodyman: Dead....
Megaman? I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, HAHAHA. Shit.
Art Books are often great things for us nerdy guys and gals and lizards to pick up, Capcom recently released a Megaman one to celebrate 25 years since his last game, and g1 Detective X has given us the skinny on if it's worth buying, HOW CONSIDERATE OF HIM.
Mario, GO FISH...for 2D game suggestions.
It's fair to say that the last 2D Mario game was pretty uninspired, and I think we'd all agree that something new and interesting is needed to make the games special again. g1 GaminTank is looking for suggestions from YOU, THE PEOPLE, so go! GOTHAM IS YOURS... *Shakes his head a bit* Nice little Dark Knight Rises acting joke there.
I recently talked about what it is to be a hater in a blog that you may or may not have read...probably not...*Sniff*
Anyhoo, it's fair to say that the subject interests me, which is why my Pick of the Week goes to g1 JxL and his blog about being a Nintendo hater, how he got to be a hater and how he feels about it. Interesting stuff!
DON'T HATE...Enunciate (EDITED BY WOODYMAN CORPSE)
Sooo, here we are again! Another Spotlight over and done with, a big thanks to my obedient Pig minion, darkhyrulelord for providing me with the research for this weeks blog, and my condolences to Woodyman's loved ones for his untimely demise at my h-AAAYYY. that's a shame huh?
I guess...all that's left to do now is...end...BUT WAIT! I have free reigns now! I CAN DO WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED AND POST A...NUDIE PHOTO! YES YES YES! HERE WE GO!
I'm very honored to be the pick of the week and I totally didn't bribe or blackmail anyone to get it! -honest-
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONE!?
I expect my payment for letting this pass through. Now I shall rule the Spotlight!
But then again we're all crazy, specially me.
ME?! I'M NOT CRAaaaAAAAAAAZY!!!
HE CENSORED A FEW PARTS BEFORE DYING.
No wonders this blog was crazy, it was written by The Stickman.
Woodyman didn't censor this spotlight it's NOT THE SAME.
EASY! I murdered him!
So risque. How did you ever get Woodyman to not pull that nudie photo at the end?
THIS GUY GETS IT.
*Sniff* I'll cry!
Lizards are sexy bitches.
What if I am?
ARE YOU CALLING ME IMPERFECT?!
I think you misunderstood my blog, Sticky. The post is in DEFENSE of a critique of the movie, not a critique of the movie itself.
That said, thanks for the feature. Maybe now someone will actually comment on it...
I AM ALSO A FAN OF THE CAPS LOCK!