The mystery of the clitoris has eluded humankind for generations and that's why developer Tina Gong created the App HappyPlayTime. It's an educational app to "transcend the taboos surrounding female masturbation". But Apple doesn't care about pleasuring your phone's G-spot (or your own for that matter) and has decided to block the release of the mobile title.
Tina wasn't surprised by the decision, stating "I knew I was taking a chance with building the game natively but I was optimistic, as our app was created with a mission and with the best of intentions". Unfortunately she will have to attempt an Android release or continue offering a browser based solution, as Apple shows no signs of allowing HappyPlayTime to reach the apex of the digital fAPP store.
And to think we were so close to unlocking the mysteries of the vagina...
» Source: http://kotaku.com/apple-wont-allow-masturbation-game-on-app-store-1577611591
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