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I Am Alive is rated by ESRB, comes with machete

9/26/11 10:40am

Once considered dead, I Am Alive seems to keep on kickin'. Now the ESRB has rated the title as "Mature", coming after Australia's rating, and that teaser trailer. It even shows the platforms and gives a brief description.

Personally, I found the most interesting bit was in the game's description. Your character has "a machete" and uses it "to kill human enemies". "Battles are accompanied by realistic gunfire." Bored... I had hoped for a more interesting  survival elements, but it appears to be the same post-apocalyptic world we have grown accustomed to. Psychopaths everywhere. It would be nice to see a character spend more time battling the elements, rather than post-apocalyptic crazies.

While Ubisoft hasn't confirmed that this game is actually being released, they have left the site running. I suppose that is something to cling to. The ESRB have also revealed that the game will be coming out on PC, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360.  

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

The Stickman

September 26, 2011 - 12:25pm

How can this game be rated, yet clearly not anywhere near release seeing as we've seen nothing official whatsoever from the game for years.

Annonith

September 26, 2011 - 11:56am

Aww I was hoping it would come with a REAL machete. Machetes make everything better.

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