Kinect: Star Wars to feature dancing...with sexy results
With the sad departure of Star Wars Galaxies and of course all of the hype centered around Star Wars: The Old Republic, the franchise has been in the news a lot lately. But one upcoming video game entry in the saga hasn't been talked about for a while and that's Kinect: Star Wars.
Well, there's still not a whole lot to say about it other than a recent ESRB posting, which revealed that the game will contain the dance tournament, podracing, and lightsaber mini-games such as the developers previously promised.
However, the ESRB's description of the dance game is a bit interesting.
Huh? That's weird. I don't recall John Williams' music having any lyrics. So I guess the avatars dressed in Princess Leia's slave girl outfit won't get to dance to The Imperial March. Awwww man!
(*Shifts eyes*) Ummmmm.Ummm. I mean, Shame on you George Lucas for what you have reduced this once great franchise to. Shame! Shame! Shame!
Hey! Look at this!
(Insert Mark Hamill running away noise)
But seriously, the idea of the dance game does sound good for a few laughs and all but that and the added sex appeal is fairly stupid.