The Many Types of Gamer
NOTHING IN THE HAPPY GO LUCKY WORLD OF THE MATRIX IS SACRED
Favorite games: Mario series, Zelda series, Xenoblade, SNES Final Fantasys, Metroid series, Star Fox series, Super Smash Bros, Kirby, Pokemon, Elite Beat Agents, Donkey Kong, Brain Age, Nintendogs, WarioWare, F-Zero, Almost anything Rareware has made before Microsoft bought them out, Anything Retro Studios will ever make ever in the future. EVER.
- It's not about HD graphics, it's about the gameplay!
- Majora's Mask is probably the best game ever.
- I have wasted like 400 hours playing each of my Pokemon games.
- Other M wasn't that bad.
Favorite games: PS1 Crash Bandicoots, Parappa the Rappa, Killzone, Final Fantasy 7-10, Resistance, Jak and Daxter, Spyro, Ratchet and Clank, LittleBigPlanet,Gran Turismo, Uncharted, Sly Cooper, Shadow of the Colossus, Ico, KATAMAWI DAMASHEE
- What you do, we do better.
- The fucking Move wasn't a failure...It wasn't! Admit it!
- I have like, 3 PSP Gos.
- Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray. Blu Ray.
Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty,
- I sure raped that fucking faggot noob last night. Stupid (N-word)!
- Fucking shit. I ran out of Netflix.
- Marty, we're going over to Eric's house tomorrow. Don't forget the Mountain Dew.
Favorite games: Pong, Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Galaga, Yar's Revenge, Donkey Kong, Pitfall!!, Punch-Out!!, Zelda 1-Link's Awakening, Pokemon Red and Blue, Mega Man 1-6, Contra, Sonic 2, Street Fighter II, Dragon Quest, Final Fantasys 1, 4, 6, Duck Hunt, Castlevania.
- The classics do it better.
- All that innovation is useless. I'd rather play on my Genesis.
- Games today lack challenge.
- Emulators aren't the fucking same.
Favorite games: Tetris, Angry Birds, Pac-Man, Cut the Rope, Fruit Ninja...(Fuck it, I'll get back to this later. I know nussing about mobile gamers)
- My niece likes it.
- The simplicity is the best part.
- Hey, a touch screen is just as good as buttons--
- --Okay, not really.
Favorite games: Everything the mobile gamers likes, Just Dance, Wii Sports, Dance Dance Revolution, Fitness gamer #254, Dance Central-- I refuse to continue this list.
- Dude, go easy on me, I don't know the controls.
- I don't play video games that much.
- I must've wasted an hour playing Angry Birds.
- Dance Central has to be like, the best game ever.
Favorite games: Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 1 and 2, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Diablo, Star Craft, Counter Strike, Battlfield, Portal 1 and 2, Minecraft, Skyrim, Left 4 Dead 1 and 2, Civilization, Dragon Age, and lots and lots of indie games.
- Dude, I am going to waste my life savings on a GTX 690.
- You're buying Battlefield 3 on 360? Dude, it has worse graphics and half the players!
- Fuck. Another Steam sale. I'm gonna be strapped for cash.
- I have no life...And proud of it.
Favorite games: ...
(If you don't get the last joke, Mac gamers don't exist.)