The new live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are... aliens?
We all know there’s a new live-action flick of the Turtles on the way at Christmas Day 2013...but Michael Bay has confirmed that our Heroes in a half shell.......will have an alien origin.
Ok, I may be one of the few people that will defend the Transformer Bay Movies...well except 2 but Bay f*cking up the Turtles is unforgiveable...NOT EVEN 4 KIDS F*CKED UP THE TURTLES! Sure they made Shredder the same Race as Krang in their version of the Turtles but they did not F*CK IT UP!...which is odd if you think about it.
Besides my feelings on the matter what do the g1s think of The Turtles having a newfound alien origin thanks to Bay?
Well, for the longest time I always thought that they were probably aliens so....... *runs off*
ah whatever. not a big deal
So aliens are more far fetched than Turtles who are mutated? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I think he just drop the name all together and call the movie Racist Aliens Titties Explosions doesn't that hyped to see the movie
Aside from The Rock I haven't seen a good Micheal Bay movie. I'll leave it at that.
Looney TUNES...not Looney SLAPSTICK AND VERBAL HUMOUR WITH NO SINGING!
He's working with the creator, meaning he gets the right to do that by proxy
What sort of fucking spider shoots webs from its arms?
Why bother calling them the Looney Tunes if they don't sing anymore?
And you need to do the same, only thinking "could they actually be good?".
If I were from New York, I'd just be mad about having to live in New York.
Or swapping wood for yellow....which is the exact thing they did for the Green Lantern.
who said anything about removing ooze? i love reading this thread, it makes me laugh a hella lot
Actually, swapping kryptonite for bananas doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Fuck that. I, like James and Mofo Mike, think that they should draw as much inspiration as possible from the comics with the turtles being dark, swearing and not PG in many ways at all. There's been some different versions of the turtles', Splinter's and Shredder's origin stories. But aliens? Fuck that. Removing the ooze from TMNT and making them aliens is like swapping kryptonite for bananas.
I guess Michael Bay had a problem with the Turtles being from New York. So, if anyone should be mad, it's New Yorkers. I'm not from New York, but I think they should get mad for having some of their beloved tennants being retconned to space by a Hollywod Movie Maker.
God, I hate being a turtle.
So how were the prequels? *Trollface*
Anyway, I'm not excited for this movie. And yes, 4Kids didn't f*** up the franchise. If anything, their take on it was the best thing the studio ever gave us...