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[NSFW] Xbox 360’s new browser is porn ready says YouPorn

10/2/12 4:00pm

A popular free streaming porn service known as YouPorn has announced to the whole of the Internet that Microsoft’s new IE9 browser for Xbox 360 is YouPorn ready.  It is probably ready for a majority of the content available on the Internet, but here is why YouPorn thinks this is so important.

“Whether you're pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you're never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.”

Microsoft on the other hand claims they “are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content.” So while you can get porn on Xbox, it really isn’t too different from any other browser. Unless you consider using the Kinect, where you body is the controller. Gross…

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duyentrangr82

April 22, 2013 - 6:32am

A popular free streaming porn service known as YouPorn has announced to the whole of the Internet that Microsoft’s new IE9 browser for Xbox 360 is YouPorn ready. It is probably ready for a majority of the content available on the Internet, but here is why YouPorn thinks this is so important.Chatrandom.com

jacknicholson

November 4, 2012 - 1:45am

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darkhyrulelord

October 6, 2012 - 1:50am

This is super ridiculous....

OverpoweredGopher

October 3, 2012 - 8:37pm

If the browser is as bad as the PS3s one (unlikely) using it for anything will result in numerous crashes, and lag and general bad times, even trying to google something when the lappy is in another room is a chore x_X.

Blue Madness

October 3, 2012 - 12:32pm

So... pointless news is pointless.

Zanon

October 3, 2012 - 11:20am

I can see Microsoft getting sued for this big time, Pc is one thing but console and kids going finding porn then boom parents catch them and because parents get crazy when it comes to video games they will jump on the sue train for that moneys

OverpoweredGopher

October 3, 2012 - 8:31pm

It will almost certainly have age restrictions, im quite sure you can turn the browser off unless a password is put in, and theres a "1-8" rating of mature content for games (this may have changed to age rating) , im almost certain theres already a "child lock" for games, so why this wouldnt instantly transfer to the browser I would not know.

Stupidity is not a reason to sue someone, neglegance in what your child is doing should be o_O.

Aussie Legend

October 3, 2012 - 10:58am

Put that on the box Microsoft, sell 15 million Xboxs :D

Dark Magician

October 3, 2012 - 10:20am

So when does IE9 come out on the 360 so I can know when not to not watch porn on my 360?

JxL

October 3, 2012 - 9:25am

can't wait to see what peripherals they come up with. maybe it works with kinect and you can say, "boobies, please"

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