...They should have an evil rival for peach.

After this bit of eye rape, fans never complained about the Mario series going stale again.

Oh gosh... *is blinded*

... Game staring Captain Syrup from the Wario Land games!

Whew, that was hard work! Okay I'm going to bed now ;p

Not going to lie, I would probably pick up a new copy

Didn't Miyamoto reject this exact idea?

this idea has been rejected by myamoto himself ._.

I don't think Koopa will be interested in kidnapping her.

my eyes......they have been raped