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ScrewAttack Magic Cards--Version 2

6/2/12 1:42pm
tl;dr

 Since many of you wanted me to produce more cards, well, here's more of them! This time, I'm focusing on g1s.

 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

 

You wanted more Magic Cards?  Well, here's more of them!  In version 2, I focused more on the g1s of this site.  In the eventual version 3, I will focus more on cards from shows on ScrewAttack.  ENJOY!

(note that Alpha Unit created ScrewAttack Pokemon cards which in turn inspired me to make these)

 

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

Chikumo

August 30, 2012 - 4:46pm

Hahaha, these card are great. "By the power vested in me by the numbers. I hereby do the swippy-swappy!"

firehazard51

August 6, 2012 - 3:08pm

Yup, totally saved my card for future awesome usage on SA forums.

MisterBo

August 1, 2012 - 10:14pm

I have no idea how to play Magic, but these are hilarious regardless of that fact.

SpoonMan Abrams X

August 1, 2012 - 8:36pm

I have to say Hero of Lime's is my favorite, even though it would hardly work in real play, lol.

Gaijin Goombah

July 19, 2012 - 7:16pm

LOL! I'm so sorry I missed these!

Icipall

June 10, 2012 - 4:30am

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAA! My card made me totally crack. Great job!

InAmberClad

June 4, 2012 - 12:30pm

Never got into Magic, but it seemed like an okay card game.

Mr. West

June 3, 2012 - 12:20am

Never played Magic: The Gathering. I was big into Pokemon when I was youngerm though. They're basically the same thing, right? Right.

darkhyrulelord

June 3, 2012 - 1:07am

Actually there are quite a number of differences. For one, you try to deplete your enemy's life total of 20 to win instead of defeating a set number of creatures. Another thing is that there are far, far more global effect cards and attacking and defending is very different from Pokemon.

The Stickman

June 2, 2012 - 9:24pm

You call that a card? Where's the Hallmark logo? What a bust.

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