Sinners Wanted - Video Game Confessional

7/12/12 3:30pm

tl;dr

PM me the worst things you've ever done as a gamer. Whether it was something you did to yourself or to someone else, it doesn't matter. I'll compile all or the best stuff (depending on participation) to share (I can omit your name if you prefer to remain anonymous) with the whole community.

Howdy folks!

If you're here, it's for two reasons. 1 - You love video games. 2 - You've done a bad, bad thing as a result of that love, and I'm willing to bet a lot of it was hilarious and some of it you haven't even shared with anyone else...until now!

I want to know it all, g1s. Did you pee your pants because you had to finish the boss before going to the bathroom? Did you steal a game you love from a friend or store? Gotten in a fist fight with a friend because he sucked/was better than you? Destroyed a game, controller, console out of anger? Ever murder someone?

It can be big, small, crazy, silly, hilarious, awful, disgusting, etc. I don't care. If you have a story, I want to hear it. Let me be your psychologist or some kind of video game pope, absolving you of your gaming sins. Enter my confessional and let the truth set you free!

So, send me a PM here or on Twitter or just e-mail me (atsinganoi(at)gmail(dot)com). If you'd prefer to remain anonymous, that is totally fine. Just remember to mention it in your message. I'm giving you folks two weeks to get back to me. Spread the word!

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

LuckyMikeyJ

July 29, 2012 - 1:13am

I sent a PM a while back. I'd rather not talk about it here. -_-'

You might lol, you might not. Either way, I did very bad things.

darkhyrulelord

July 15, 2012 - 3:16pm

Ohhhhhhh geez. If I had to list everything I've done I'd be here all day. Unplugging controllers, giving false info, giving someone a worse controller, making someone else grind for me, etc.

The worst that I can recently think is that I tried to put parental controls on a console so that people around the house could stop using Netflix and instead play games. .....it didn't work but at least I tried!

Icipall

July 15, 2012 - 11:06am

My little sister used to play Playstation so much that I bearly got my turn to play it, so I took all of our games and put them in a locked box to which I only knew the passcode. Thus, I became the one who dictated who plays.

Blinkey

July 15, 2012 - 12:18am

When me and my brother were given a SNES, we gave our NES away to our cousins. Some time later we visited our cousins and they had also moved to a newer console, so we... we decided to "see what was inside it" with hammers (don't look at me! I'm a monster!). To this day I still wish I had kept that NES

chriso

July 14, 2012 - 8:49am

I had discovered how holding down the Z button in Banjo Kazooie made the characters talk really slowly and was having fun with it. Only I was doing it in the opening menu and Z also happened to be the button to delete a save file. And I was doing it on my friend's cartridge. To this day he still gets angry that the cartridge "corrupted and deleted his save file on its own"...

TheGuiltyNerdofWar

July 13, 2012 - 10:10am

I use character creation to make half naked women with large breast who Fight each other to the death for my amusement so i could feel like a king while drinking mountain dew from a whine glass.

but My biggest sin. I played Dead space 1 and 2 while playing Monty Python songs such as "always look on the bright side of life " and "the galaxy song" while the lights are on. It eliminates the fear factor entirely. And theres alot more .