Forget hitting a beach full of obnoxious girls and over-compensating bros, because Konami's got your Spring Break covered with a Silent Hill triple-threat.

Originally set to release across the first three months of 2012, Silent Hill HD Collection, Silent Hill: Downpour, and Silent Hill: Book of Memories will all be kicking off in March this year.

Here's the party line-up:

• Silent Hill HD Collection -   March 6th
• Silent Hill: Downpour -    March 13th
• Silent Hill: Book of Memories -  March 27th

Let's be honest, why would you want to deal with a bunch of unevolved 20-somethings doing keg stands when you could be spending time with Pyramid Head and the nurses?