Me: Well some first send me a PSP with that game.. you yeah hinty hint, but the next game I'll be talking about Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... ohh I wonder what system this game will be on!

Alpha  Unit: Playstation 3 ?

Me : Surely YOU JEST and my god did I just say JEST, but nope if it's a Gameboy Advance Game will time to slap Advance at the end of the games title though I really enjoy this game as you can spend hundreds or hours playing it.

Alpha  Unit: It was a GBA game? Shit. Color me suprised

Me: YOUR MIND MUST BE BLOWN BY THAT, but yeah Final Fantasy Tatics Advance is light hearted attempt to have a FFT games though the game starts off with a snowball fight in school, and that made me think where is all the stuff from the box art going to show up.

Wow this intro was so boring

Alpha  Unit: Does the game have gore and nudity to make it extra fun?

Me : Nope none of that except that non-essential party members can die off in select stages of the game, though this being a turn based stragey rpg it does take a lot to get some characters to the higher levels.

Alpha  Unit: Hwat's the story about, yo?

Me : Some Kid finds a magic book go to another world and has to fight till he finds his way back home, though he tries to find one of his friends on the way too.

Alpha  Unit: Loco Roco, from the same guys that made Patapon. It is, without a doubt, the cutest PSP game ever

Me : Well cuter it's than FFTA, as though there are moggle, so what is the next game you want to talk about Mr.Unit?

Alpha  Unit: LOCO ROCO

Alpha  Unit: You're a blob that eats rose buds to become a bigger blob who can split in more blobs who can join together to become more blobs

Alpha  Unit: I mean, a bigger blob

Alpha  Unit: Yes, they made blobs cute

Me : And for a second I thought you were just going LOCO, but looking like this game sounds like a game meant for Amercians.

Alpha  Unit: And there's multiple varieties of Loco Roco of various colors, but the black ones are the best ones. They real niggas

Truly a game worthy for AMERUCH

Me: So guess this is one game you don't want to fuck with at all, though it looks like I'm going to be even more tempted to buy a PSP now.

Alpha  Unit: The DS has a much, much bigger library of games, but PSP is cool too. Though to tell the truth, I don't see too much of a reason to get a PSP unless you like JRPGs, which I don't

Me: BUT I LIKE ANIMU and all that, but is there anything else I should know about Loco ROCO, beside it sounding Spanish?

Alpha  Unit: It's not very Spanish. That's all I can say.

Me: Well though I can imagine this game having very strange music or something really what would be the right word LOCO?

Alpha  Unit: Yes, but the black one has the best music

Me : NIGGAZ FOR LIFE.

Alpha  Unit: Fo sho homie

Me: So lets talk about some of the manlies game ever but on the go Contra 4, which I bet Alpha has something to say about a game in which a guy just starts going into a jungle to stop terrorist/ aliens from doing evil things?

 Alpha  Unit: KILL EVERYTHING

Me: Pretty much though your best friend in this game will be the spreader and it plays a lot like Contra III, so this game kicks all sorts of ass, The thing is that even on an easy mode for this game you will die a lot, unless you have a friend to play this with is needed to actually beat this game.

Me: But I wonder what Alpha think of all that?

Alpha  Unit: Death and destruction! HEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAW

Me: FOR AMERICA! though at least this game has some pretty great music while your kicking alien ass. Plus you can also unlock the first two Contra Nes games on this game too, so that's like three games for the price of one.

Alpha  Unit: Three for one? That's like...Putting three games in one game

Some great unlockables

Me: EFFING SMART, though I wonder what is the next game you shall speak of?

 

Alpha  Unit: The World Ends with You, a game where you're basically dead to participate in a game

 

 

Me: Outside of you've told me right now, I really know nothing about this game at all. You should tell me more about this game?

Alpha  Unit: It takes place in Tokyo and revolves around Neku, who this jerkass who died, but he doesn't know how he died. He was forced to participate in a competition known as the game by a group called the reapers for an unknown reason...

Alpha  Unit: Also, the battle system makes use of both screens. Neku is controlled at the bottom with a stylus, and your partner at top is controlled with a d-pad. So basically, you're fighting in two separate battles at the same time

This game used Confusion on me it's super effective

Me: This game sounds very strange from all you told me though I still would want to try it out, though it sounds like the combat can be tough at first

Alpha  Unit: Yeah, it's a bit disorienting at first, but after awhile, you get used to it. It has complex plot, one of the most unique battle systems of our time, and it has a JPop soundtrack! JPOP

Me: EHH JPOP I'm not a fan of that, but hell I should try this game out regardless of it's soundtrack.

Alpha  Unit: I knew you'd get pissed as soon as I say Jpop, but they make it work. I hate Jpop, but they made it WORK

All right we should move on as all this JPOP talk is giving me the chills, to my next game which is Blaster Master Enemy Below.

 

 

 

Me: So yeah you remember Blaster Master on the NES, well in a sense this is the same game on the NES that you've played but with some slight changes.

Alpha  Unit: Sexier changes I hope

Me: Well of the changes is in part due to the hardware as being a gameboy color game, well the music doesn't sound as great as it's NES counterpart, and some layout changes to make a challenging if you've played the first game on the NES.

It's fun in and out of a tank aka Sophia

Alpha  Unit: Is it better?

Me : I've played both Blaster Master games and I'll likely put the Gameboy Color game ahead as it it a bit more diffuclut, plus it's Blaster Master on the go so that's good. Plus if you like 2d Metriod games you should really check out this game too.

Alpha  Unit: Is that it? What's the reason to like it besides "Holy shit, portable Blaster Master!"?

Me: Outside of that it's a simple game though it's just really fun to play as you'll be exlporing a lot in this game to find power ups to make you tank Sophia better, though you can get out of the tank for some over head levels too.

Alpha  Unit: One a scale of 1 to 1.5, how would you rate it?

Me: 10 of alphas

Alpha  Unit: 10 Alphas? Jennifer Lawrence herself couldn't handle one Alpha

Me: yep it's that good, but I wonder what will be the final game you have to talk about for this chat we've had?

Alpha  Unit: So God of War: Chains of Olympus is another game where Kratos gets pissed off at the gods and goes on a killing spree where he brutally tears apart monsters 20 times his size

Me: Sound pretty like all the other God of War games out there, Kratos gets mad then kills.

Alpha  Unit: Exactly. But now it's portable. That's basically it.

Me: Sounds Like my last entry, but with a guy that is whiter than most ghost.

Alpha  Unit: Yet Kratos is the blackest white guy ever. He screws chicks like one too

Wonder what is going to happen here?

Me: Oh yeah I remeber this game where if you get laid well, that you can recover some of your health, though I bet this game controls a bit different being on the PSP instead of the PS2 or PS3?

Alpha  Unit: Nah, not really

Alpha  Unit: Triangle, circle, square,applesauce. It's the same

Me: Really well more regarding the PSP's only one analog nub as it made a lot of 3d games hard to control on it, though it seems like this God of War games works well on the PSP.

Alpha  Unit: Honestly, there was not need for a second nub. I don't think any of the god of wars need it

Me: At least I can play this game on the God of War Hd collection, but still sounds like an overall impressive psp game.

Alpha  Unit: It's not as epic as it's console brethern, but it's tiny Kratos kicking giant ass

Me: Nice, but it seems like we have one last game to talk about aka my last game to talk about, I bet Alpha will be able to guess the last game for this discussion?

Alpha  Unit: Halo DS

So since Halo DS isn't out my final game to talk about is Resident Evil Revelations

 

 

This is still my favorite 3ds game to this date

Me: Oh I though you mean Goldeneye DS with the Halo skin, but sadly since that game hasn't come out the last game that I'll be talking about is actually Resident Evil Revelations which is my favorite 3DS game so far.

Alpha  Unit: Oh boy, I hope it's another totally badass action game with big guns and infected people everywhere

Me: Well it sort of is, though the pacing is a lot slower as enemies tend to be a lot more deadly, though in part that you have to take time to get the right shoot as this game doesn't give you all that much ammo unless you play on a New Game Plus Save. The thing is that there is plenty of action in this game if you play raid mode.

Alpha  Unit: Sounds sexy. What's your favorite part about it?

Raid mode is so much fun and a blast to play with others

Me: Actually my favorite part would be raid mode as it plays a lot like  mercenaries mode though, you can level up to use better weapons too unlock new characters to use who each have there own strengths when it comes to certain weapons. I've played this game so much that according to my 3DS I've played over 90 hours of these games since I bought this game last year.

Alpha  Unit: How big was your boner when you first started playing?

] nobleteam1: Actually I was actually expecting this game to basically be like RE5, which would be this will be an okay action game, but I came surprised at the end as it feels like it has actual suspense in contrast to the RE5 style.

Alpha  Unit: How would you place it in the RE series? Among the best of the best?

nobleteam1: I like this game a lot probaly it's my second favorite game in the series behind RE: Code Vernoica, plus it's also one of the best looking 3ds games out there too.

Amazing visuals for a 3ds title

Conclusion

So I should check on Alpha after making him "Help" on this blog wonder what is doing, .. check that slut left and only left this note..