Uwe Boll to produce a more obscure adaptaion
Uwe Boll, the director of such “classic” (quotation marks means sarcasm) video game adaptation films as Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, House of the Dead and Postal, has gotten his hands on yet another video game property. But don’t worry. It’s not likely one that you care about.
Boll will be producing (this time he’s passing the director’s torch to Luca Boni and Marco Ristori) an adaptation to the 1998 Amiga Doom clone, Zombie Massacre.
No release date is currently known but I wouldn’t expect a wide-release on this thing anyway. If it even gets a theatrical release and not the more likely “straight to DVD” treatment.
Check out the poster:
I can’t help but think that tagline is some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy.
Of course he does, that's something but isn't enough. Moreover, now I'm gonna be the devil's advocate too, actually he has done some movies, something I don't and the most of the people too.
I will give Boll some credit, he at least gives the overlooked games some recognition through film adaptations. Might be good?
Sigh. I'll start the script. Next I pick something to reference, I'll make sure it's more universal.
Well it could have been worse... He could have gotten a hold of pong and made that into a epic pile of shit... This though... Meh I was never a huge fan so no real lose here.
hey at lease he isn't touching a series that is loved
Uwe Boll presents? How would officially endorsing something make people watch it if %112 percent of your movies suck?
Meh, still needs moar cowbell :P
Shame on you:( Now you must make a zombie movie with christopher walken in it!
Indeed a very fitting tagline
There is the man!! Better give him the boxing gloves and get spanked by him, than see his movies. I'm not a guy who judges before seeing the real thing, but in this case I'm absolutely not tempted.
He isn't in it. That was just a lame joke on my part. Sorry.
He's not in it. That was just a lame joke on my part. Sorry.
Christopher walken + zombies? at least that sounds awesome:)
There IS no hope......
I don't know, Christopher Walken may be awesome enough to save this piece of crap
Random Tidbit: Most of the budget went into the poster and the design for the one zombie on it.
It's gonna suck. It's a no brainer, especially with Uwe Boll in it.