Woodyman's Pokemon Emerald 386 Adventure Part 4: A Rocky Start (get it?)

 

Welcome back to Woodyman's Pokemon Emerald 386 Adventure.

In case you missed the first two parts, you can click these links

part 1

part 2

part 3

 

Also I might as well tell you what this whole blog is about. 

Let's explore RUSTBORO CITY

First thing I like to do when I go to a new town is explore the Pokemon Center. Seems like I can get an HM in this here town.

Yus... yus there are.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

 

 

Yay! Now I can cut down trees! Clear-cutting FTW!

 

 

Here is creepy SCOTT again... hanging out in a school... I don't trust him. Also who wears sunglasses indoors?

 

 

Oh yeah! Now that I caught NOBLETEAM let's go fight those creepy twins.

 

 

One v. Two

 

 

Spoiler Alert: I won

 

 

Her name is ROXANNE... I wonder what type of Pokemon she uses

 

 

DAMN! I guessed water.

 

 

I don't know who this guy is... but he follows me around to every gym and wants to do nothing but take all the glory.

 

 

YOU GOING DOWN!!!!!

 

 

What the FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?!?!

 

 

Thanks SMOKE for a job well done... Now that I won, I'm getting a little boulder (get it?)

 

 

YOU DID NOTHING!

 

 

One down... seven to go. See ya later, Space Cowboys.

 

 

Well that's it for part 4.

In Part 5 we go see a crotchity ole sea captain and...